OTF 7581 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Great description. That does sound rather hilarious. Hope there's no lasting damage to pride or body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Considering buying a crosstrainer so I don't have to pretend to myself that I'm going to go for a Saturday morning run when the weather is icky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Anyone ever done Insanity Workout? Fuck. Me. 5 days into it now. Hernia surely impending. Absolutely done in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22197 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 yeah, i've done it a few times. after a few sessions, you'll soon want to giver Sean T a smack in his smug face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 16st7 the heaviest I've EVER been in my life. I'm tall as fuck but this is without doubt fat cunt status. My condition sort of dictates in the short term I can't do any heavy athletic exercise, and these radiotherapists and doctors are saying during this 6 weeks eat literally what the fuck I like. I can't believe that's what they've said but it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46199 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 You're gonna need a Grifter for this bike ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Rattling around the 86s now, which the internet tells me is a bit under 14 stone in old money (). Feel like the running is gradually starting to get somewhere, I snuck under 28 minutes on the flat at Edinburgh Parkrun last weekend (gorgeous course btw, not really "in" Edinburgh at all but right on the waterfront) then did the same over the local hills this morning. Still not particuarly enjoying it, still clinging on for dear life by the end, but apparently I'm getting signed up for a 10K over the even more evil hills of Greenwich Park in December whether I like it or not (Merry bloody Christmas...) so I suppose I'd better learn to like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22197 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Good piece about what not to eat if you're trying to shift some timber and some useful advice to avoid certain products that might be packaged as a healthy food but upon reading the ingredients, clearly aren't. Basically, if something is loaded with ingredients, many of which are unknown to most of us, it's highly processed and better off avoiding. http://authoritynutrition.com/15-health-foods-that-are-really-junk-foods/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Interesting read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Have we stopped using stones as weights now? I'm 5 11 and I reckon around 15 stone, maybe 14.5. But fuck that, back to my Jerk Pork and Caybrew on the beach, 35 degrees today , I'll sweat it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Snuck under 85kg the other day for the first time in about six years, but otherwise I'm definitely approaching a plateau so I figured I'd best step things up a bit. Just dragged myself round the sunny streets of SE Lahndan for a 10K jog, having only done 5Ks so far this time round. A lot of it's definitely mental, or at least it must be because I got round in under an hour despite feeling reasonably sure I'd hate every second of it, so I'll definitely take that. Also signed up for an organised 10K in hilly Greenwich Park the weekend before Christmas. Madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 16st7 the heaviest I've EVER been in my life. I'm tall as fuck but this is without doubt fat cunt status. My condition sort of dictates in the short term I can't do any heavy athletic exercise, and these radiotherapists and doctors are saying during this 6 weeks eat literally what the fuck I like. I can't believe that's what they've said but it's true. Down to 16st3 today, which is still a disgrace even at my height. I'm bordering 29.5 on that BMI pish, which is classed as overweight. 30.0 is fuckin obese! I don't know how serious to take that though because half of England's rugby players can't be classed as obese. Luckily in 3 weeks when I start feeling better I can't start training again and get down to my proper 14st weight. Piece of piss when you don't smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Lemon, Ginger and garlic are the key to just about everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Lemon, Ginger and garlic are the key to just about everything. Sounds like the "Ethiopian 1984 diet" Stevie recommends for those who are more than 2st overweight. (Assuming you mean lemon, ginger, garlic and literally nothing else.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Sounds like the "Ethiopian 1984 diet" Stevie recommends for those who are more than 2st overweight. (Assuming you mean lemon, ginger, garlic and literally nothing else.) They mitigate a bad diet. Especially lemon there is literlly something magical about the stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Do sherbet lemons count? If so, I'm sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Do sherbet lemons count? If so, I'm sorted. I'm sure they do sweetie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33956 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Had a few enjoyable pints with PaddockLad yesterday whom I had't seen since the last derby at the Stade de Shite. He must have lost at least a stone if not more, almost svelte looking. Almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17742 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 It would appear that I've put most of it back on due to a lovely mixture of Sierra Nevada beer and woodpecker cider in conjunction with a premier inn breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Also signed up for an organised 10K in hilly Greenwich Park the weekend before Christmas. Madness. Went decently enough. Be warned, this is where CouchTo5K can end up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22197 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 In the past two weeks I reckon I've consumed as much food and booze as in the previous two months. Enjoyed it but very much looking forward to getting back on the healthy living train. January detox starts today. Love handles to be lost by Feb 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46199 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Aye I've disgraced myself as well. Mostly with chocolate and other foodstuffs. Booze is for the uncool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14094 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I'll just get back to my ordinary drinking which is a manageable 54 pints a week. But, aye, Christmas week was a ludicrous amount and I need to limit it sharpish. Food was the worst though; I think I had 4 pizzas in 4 days so it'll be home-made soup and pints of water from now on to make sure I don't balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4240 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 First world problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22197 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Christmas day was obscene like. It was about 8pm when I was lying on the floor, heart burn raging, telling myself no more food or drink could possibly pass my lips. Then just an hour later we break out the port and cheese and everyone gets stuck in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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