Howmanheyman 33113 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "You..... fat...... Bastard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I've practically given up weight training and almost exclusively train using my own body weight. Pull ups, burpees, tuck jumps, shuttle sprint, squat jumps, lunge jumps, push ups etc etc. Can honestly say I've never felt fitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 (edited) Something I've been preaching a while on here. Processed foods and sugars are the big enemy, not fat Edit. Here's the link this time http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/may/10/sugar-is-the-enemy-film-challenges-obesity-myths-fed-up Edited May 10, 2014 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Cheers. The next bit is where it gets tricky, mind, now that the "blame it on the Bacardi" pounds are off. Aye - I'm down another 3kg or so since then, so not exactly Biggest Loser territory. Been exercising here and there but my feet keep giving me trouble, which I assume is a factor of having been a fat alkie for so long. Hopefully that'll clear up a bit as the pounds gradually disappear, but I'll go and see someone about it if not (...they'll probably tell me to lose some weight). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Nice one! I've had the shits for a week after having picked up a stomach bug last week. Fly to Turkey today so it's been the perfect pre holiday conditioning as I'm down half a stone on what I was a week ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Most people wait until they're in Turkey to pick up the stomach bug. Efficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 That's what I'm worried about. All inclusive so I'm at their mercy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 So speaking of the shits, I had to submit a sample earlier this week cos it had dragged on for so long. Get a call earlier on from the environmental health cos it turns out there was a parasite (cryptosporidium) found in my specimen. Ming. So anyway I got asked a load of questions about where I've eaten, where I've bought food from etc and they're away to investigate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) So speaking of the shits, I had to submit a sample earlier this week cos it had dragged on for so long. Get a call earlier on from the environmental health cos it turns out there was a parasite (cryptosporidium) found in my specimen. Ming. So anyway I got asked a load of questions about where I've eaten, where I've bought food from etc and they're away to investigate. Not the first time an undesirable object has been in your back passage, no doubt. Not sure what I'm implying there tbh. Edited May 16, 2014 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 So speaking of the shits, I had to submit a sample earlier this week cos it had dragged on for so long. Get a call earlier on from the environmental health cos it turns out there was a parasite (cryptosporidium) found in my specimen. Ming. So anyway I got asked a load of questions about where I've eaten, where I've bought food from etc and they're away to investigate. thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Can't go in the pool on holiday either cos I could give the entire resort the shits. Fuck me, I'm fully weaponised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 So speaking of the shits, I had to submit a sample earlier this week cos it had dragged on for so long. Get a call earlier on from the environmental health cos it turns out there was a parasite (cryptosporidium) found in my specimen. Ming. So anyway I got asked a load of questions about where I've eaten, where I've bought food from etc and they're away to investigate. They need to investigate your missing soap dish you utter bamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 My hygiene is impeccable. You live amongst the French, I dare say your standards have shifted seismically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 My hygiene is impeccable. You live amongst the French, I dare say your standards have shifted seismically. Dont bring my family into it. What have you been doing? Picking winnets out your arse then smelling your fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Here's the scoop, but nobody tell my lass I said this. On the Sunday before the bank holiday we're at her parents' house and her mam is doing the usual and telling us stories about that morning's dog walk, where their dog rolled in a dead hedgehog and a load of fox shit. Fast forward an hour and I'm discretely fishing dog hair out of my tea. Fast forward 24 hours and I feel fucking dreadful. Fast forward another 24 hours and I'm shitting for Britain for the next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 By the way, I've told her this, and she told her mam in front of me that that's what I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33113 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 So speaking of the shits, I had to submit a sample earlier this week cos it had dragged on for so long. Get a call earlier on from the environmental health cos it turns out there was a parasite (cryptosporidium) found in my specimen. Ming. So anyway I got asked a load of questions about where I've eaten, where I've bought food from etc and they're away to investigate. Here's the scoop, but nobody tell my lass I said this. On the Sunday before the bank holiday we're at her parents' house and her mam is doing the usual and telling us stories about that morning's dog walk, where their dog rolled in a dead hedgehog and a load of fox shit. Fast forward an hour and I'm discretely fishing dog hair out of my tea. Fast forward 24 hours and I feel fucking dreadful. Fast forward another 24 hours and I'm shitting for Britain for the next week. What really happened....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 That's CTs kid isn't it? Caption needs changing to "Anything but dad's cooking" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33113 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Had a great session at the gym made even funnier watching an Irish lad in a AC Milan shirt minus ipod trying to work out to pitbull's music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 We all knew I was a modern miracle anyway but now we have another reason to prove this. My lass is tall for her sex (5ft 10, height taken at docs & one of those machines etc..) but now I tower a good 2-3 inches over her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44804 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Is this just a roundabout way of telling us that you're 6 foot tall, or am I missing a point somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 He's been rubbing penis enlargement on his forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30544 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I think it was a roundabout way of telling us that he has a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I have a woman and I'm 6ft tall, take that suckers! But seriously me an 'er were exactly the same height but I tower over her now. Maybe the diet tips CT gave me about "growing a few inches" have worked but I genuinely am a few inches taller than her now and she hasn't noticeably shrunk. *Beats chest, stares around menacingly, walks off with collar pulled up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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