Howmanheyman 31677 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 The narrator who takes the piss out of the contestants would have a fucking field day, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41354 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 CTs menu. Appetiser Cheesy Wotsits vol-au-vents and Cherry B Entree Jambon au Pain a la Chemin de Fer Côte d'Est Main Wok in a Box Chinkys Dessert Asda own brand Cornettos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I insist there being a cherry tomato on top of the dessert! And Martin - you have to do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4457 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 CTs menu. Appetiser Cheesy Wotsits vol-au-vents and Cherry B Entree Jambon au Pain a la Chemin de Fer Côte d'Est Main Wok in a Box Chinkys Dessert Asda own brand Cornettos. Wife's just asked what's up as I lay hear snortling at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) It's the other contestants having a rumble around your belongings bit that I wouldn't like. By all means come and eat, but don't be touching my stuff. In half these houses there must be all sorts of butt plugs and porn mags etc getting quickly bundled into the loft before the film crew arrives. Edit: That wasn't a quick forewarning for you Meenzer Edited August 19, 2014 by ClubSpinDoctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41354 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Snortling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4457 Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 To snortle means to chortle (laugh) with a snort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Snortling? Fucking hell man. I've just spat my tea out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41354 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Fucking hell man. I've just spat my tea out Soz like petal To snortle means to chortle (laugh) with a snort.Thanks for the definition, chortle is a new one on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15147 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 You little game show whore you I know right, imagine having a hobby where you do the thing involved more than once. Oh hang on... Edit: That wasn't a quick forewarning for you Meenzer Being a renter in London, obviously the main problem is we can't actually afford a dining table. Having to clear away the sex toys is a minor hindrance by comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31677 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 "Right, we do a series where I get to 'dine' at contestants houses or flats. It's always me and three females. The winning female gets to lick squirty cream off my John Thomas. We call the show 'Cum dine on me'. What's not to like?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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