Who is it?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13762]

I especially liked this one from another thread...

 

My dad was working in Alan Shearers house because hes a dry liner.When he was working he had his old sunderlandd shirt on, and he got told to take it off because it would offend shearer, however he didnt, and when he did see shearer my dad described him as miserable and ignorant.

and then me and my bestest friend went to the park and we played football and Sammy Brown fell in the lake and when he came up he was wet and we got chased by the parky but we were too fast for him and then I had beans for tea and my mam let me stay up to watch the football.

 

The whole site is hilarious, one of them makes up a story about some toon fan(s) they know doing or saying something stupid/arrogant and the rest of them go into a wanking frenzy about how stupid/deluded we are. Its always entertaining and its nice to know that whatever their club does, we matter more to them and they just can't stop thinking about us, talking about us and writing bollocks on message boards about us.

 

"a mag at work" = guaranteed stamp of shite.