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Apart from one or two sensible folk, the thread decends into the typical 'MAGS IS SHIT LOL!!!111' But for the most part they're not even discussing this board.

 

It's a kids board over there now. Talk of the Tyne isn't much better for unbridled monginess.

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Im sat in Stansted Airport rather than work but Ive smacked the old bloke next to me just in case.

 

Nowt more ironic than Yorkiemackem calling us inbred, I know him and hes got one of those faces you just want to punch repeatedly.

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The mackems are feeble cowards who will crumble in the atmosphere, even if they had a clearly better team we'd still get a result because in their hearts the players know they play for Sunderland and they're visiting Newcastle where they're supposed to lose.

I stand by it. We'll see who's right then you can copy and paste this on that site you use next Monday, or next Sunday if you're watching it in the hoose. Like I say the mackems are like mice at SJP the supporters, one of the wankest away supports we've had in recent years is them, it's not like an Old Firm match where there's 52000 Celtic and 8000 Rangers, it's a bear pit for the mackems, I'm confident. I even was gracious enough to say on paper they're better than us the mackem cunts. I'm even having a 5a on Shola hattrick at 100/1. See they're abusing the fact it's not sold out 900 tickets left at extortionate prices which will be gone, someone remind me how many empty seats there was at the SOS, when we did them 1-4?!??!

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I especially liked this one from another thread...

 

My dad was working in Alan Shearers house because hes a dry liner.When he was working he had his old sunderlandd shirt on, and he got told to take it off because it would offend shearer, however he didnt, and when he did see shearer my dad described him as miserable and ignorant.

and then me and my bestest friend went to the park and we played football and Sammy Brown fell in the lake and when he came up he was wet and we got chased by the parky but we were too fast for him and then I had beans for tea and my mam let me stay up to watch the football.

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Apart from one or two sensible folk, the thread decends into the typical 'MAGS IS SHIT LOL!!!111' But for the most part they're not even discussing this board.

 

That's the point I was going to make. They create a thread about TT and post number 2 is about TOTT which by and large well all rip to pieces.

 

They've also linked a post by that utter helmet who got himself in the press for threatning to kill Katie Price's horses. How that's indicative of Toontastic I'll never know but I guess they'll use whatever they can. :D

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Two things...

 

Either Shearer was in cattle or two mackems snuck into 1st? Aye, bollocks

Even Marco van Basten would have told two pikey deck chairs to sling their hook, one step down from J69 in his book.

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I wish I could sign up to that site right now :D

 

Have we disabled signups like?

You're right like, he definitely needs to be in the disabled signup group. :rimshot:

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Well at least they've linked the right thread now. 19 guests viewing? Hello boys... :rimshot:

At least make it easy for them.

 

LOL WTF HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOKIT THEM MAKKUMS WTF!!!!4-1!!!

 

 

or something :D

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I especially liked this one from another thread...

 

My dad was working in Alan Shearers house because hes a dry liner.When he was working he had his old sunderlandd shirt on, and he got told to take it off because it would offend shearer, however he didnt, and when he did see shearer my dad described him as miserable and ignorant.

and then me and my bestest friend went to the park and we played football and Sammy Brown fell in the lake and when he came up he was wet and we got chased by the parky but we were too fast for him and then I had beans for tea and my mam let me stay up to watch the football.

 

The whole site is hilarious, one of them makes up a story about some toon fan(s) they know doing or saying something stupid/arrogant and the rest of them go into a wanking frenzy about how stupid/deluded we are. Its always entertaining and its nice to know that whatever their club does, we matter more to them and they just can't stop thinking about us, talking about us and writing bollocks on message boards about us.

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