Sleep Paralysis

[ajax_andy 0]

What you want to do is set up a tape recorder in your bedroom. Set it recording and listen back the next morning. See what you hear going on in the room while you are sleeping.

 

If you are brave enough that is

 

 

Haha EVP I think its called?

 

Not much in the way of evidence that it actually works tbh, plus not sure I wanna hear evil shit if it did actually work lol!

 

I think ignorance is bliss in these matters... especially after watching paranormal activity!!!

[Kitman 2207]

Man up!

 

A man is not a man unless he's had angry ghost sex.

 

Haha never a truer word spoken!

 

Plainly it's supernatural. I think the answer is to go to bed with two fit women every night. The evil dead would be guaranteed to go for the totty, especially if they have big tits and have had sex with you all night. This would leave you free to either enjoy a trouble free sleep while they battle it out or leg it down the road, depending on the severity of the attack. Sorted.

 

I like this suggestion... i'll print it off and give it to the wife to see what she thinks... I mean she can't exactly say no now can she seeing as its to protect me! To make sure she's safe too I better now count her as one of the 2 women in bed with me, also do you think that if she lezzes the other 2 out whilst I record it it'll keep the demons away?

 

Definitely. Ideally the 2 women would be Swedish, the demons would really hate that. As a rule the more women you have in there with you, the safer you'll be. Ideally you'd be surrounded by women like Jimi Hendrix on the cover of 'Are you Experienced'. If your wife really loved you, she'd arrange this for you.

 

Continuously playing hard core porn on a 32" HD screen fixed prominently to the bedroom wall would be a less effective alternative. I'd keep that as a back up plan in the unlikely event she won't go for the Swedes.

[sammynb 3640]

What you want to do is set up a tape recorder in your bedroom. Set it recording and listen back the next morning. See what you hear going on in the room while you are sleeping.

 

If you are brave enough that is

 

Aye, you'll get a better quality sound from a metal tape too.

 

If he had any balls he'd install one of these in the bedroom that way he can see and hear what's going on.

Probably best not to tell the wife, so you can find out all those other things you weren't meant to know.

Edited November 2, 2010 by sammynb

[ajax_andy 0]

What you want to do is set up a tape recorder in your bedroom. Set it recording and listen back the next morning. See what you hear going on in the room while you are sleeping.

 

If you are brave enough that is

 

Aye, you'll get a better quality sound from a metal tape too.

 

If he had any balls he'd install one of these in the bedroom that way he can see and hear what's going on.

Probably best not to tell the wife, so you can find out all those other things you weren't meant to know.

 

Haha I need to get one of those for when her smoking hot sister comes to stay at xmas!!!