Sleep Paralysis

[Kitman 2263]

Luckily I need to be struck repeatedly with a hammer to wake up in the morning. Does drinking heavily before you go to bed make any difference Ajax?

 

 

I'd say from memory i've never had sleep parlaysis after a heavy night drinking. I think thats because I pass out and am pretty much unconscious when pissed... its more light and restless sleep that triggers it I think.

 

I'd be tempted to hit the sleeping pills, booze or spliff of a night if I had the thing with the bright lights and radio to look forward to in the morning. For medicinal purposes only of course

[ajax_andy 0]

Luckily I need to be struck repeatedly with a hammer to wake up in the morning. Does drinking heavily before you go to bed make any difference Ajax?

 

 

I'd say from memory i've never had sleep parlaysis after a heavy night drinking. I think thats because I pass out and am pretty much unconscious when pissed... its more light and restless sleep that triggers it I think.

 

I'd be tempted to hit the sleeping pills, booze or spliff of a night if I had the thing with the bright lights and radio to look forward to in the morning. For medicinal purposes only of course

 

 

Hah luckily it doesnt happen all that often... kind of comes in waves of a few in quick sucession and then nothing for months.

[Kitman 2263]

Luckily I need to be struck repeatedly with a hammer to wake up in the morning. Does drinking heavily before you go to bed make any difference Ajax?

 

 

I'd say from memory i've never had sleep parlaysis after a heavy night drinking. I think thats because I pass out and am pretty much unconscious when pissed... its more light and restless sleep that triggers it I think.

 

I'd be tempted to hit the sleeping pills, booze or spliff of a night if I had the thing with the bright lights and radio to look forward to in the morning. For medicinal purposes only of course

 

 

Hah luckily it doesnt happen all that often... kind of comes in waves of a few in quick sucession and then nothing for months.

 

Sounds more like public transport. You don't sleep in a bus depot do you, that would explain the bright lights, radio and shadowy moving figures......

[ajax_andy 0]

Luckily I need to be struck repeatedly with a hammer to wake up in the morning. Does drinking heavily before you go to bed make any difference Ajax?

 

 

I'd say from memory i've never had sleep parlaysis after a heavy night drinking. I think thats because I pass out and am pretty much unconscious when pissed... its more light and restless sleep that triggers it I think.

 

I'd be tempted to hit the sleeping pills, booze or spliff of a night if I had the thing with the bright lights and radio to look forward to in the morning. For medicinal purposes only of course

 

 

Hah luckily it doesnt happen all that often... kind of comes in waves of a few in quick sucession and then nothing for months.

 

Sounds more like public transport. You don't sleep in a bus depot do you, that would explain the bright lights, radio and shadowy moving figures......

 

 

But what about the anal probing?

[JawD 99]

Its caused by over tiredness isnt it? The brain is shutting the body down for sleep before it shuts itself down completely, or something like that.

 

 

You're close but its the other way around, your mind wakes up before your body.

 

When you sleep your brain sends signals to your body to paralyse it so you dont act out your dreams... when you wake up it should reconnect at the same time, however with sleep paralysis it doesnt do this immediately and thats when the "fun" starts.

 

Not sure what causes this though.

 

Do you dabble in any kind of drugs? I used to time this to perfection. If I had been out Friday and Sat night, hardly slept (if I had at all) until Sunday day time / night then I would usually get this on Tuesday night.

 

I was shit scared at first until I started experimenting. When it happened and I had that feeling of someone coming in the room behind me, but I couldnt move. I started to listen to see if I could hear anything and rather than fight it, I'd just run with it and see what happened. Was interesting in the end. Started hearing voices of people I knew and it sounded muffled as if they were in the next room.

 

Caused by lack of sleep imo also.

[ajax_andy 0]

Its caused by over tiredness isnt it? The brain is shutting the body down for sleep before it shuts itself down completely, or something like that.

 

 

You're close but its the other way around, your mind wakes up before your body.

 

When you sleep your brain sends signals to your body to paralyse it so you dont act out your dreams... when you wake up it should reconnect at the same time, however with sleep paralysis it doesnt do this immediately and thats when the "fun" starts.

 

Not sure what causes this though.

 

Do you dabble in any kind of drugs? I used to time this to perfection. If I had been out Friday and Sat night, hardly slept (if I had at all) until Sunday day time / night then I would usually get this on Tuesday night.

 

I was shit scared at first until I started experimenting. When it happened and I had that feeling of someone coming in the room behind me, but I couldnt move. I started to listen to see if I could hear anything and rather than fight it, I'd just run with it and see what happened. Was interesting in the end. Started hearing voices of people I knew and it sounded muffled as if they were in the next room.

 

Caused by lack of sleep imo also.

 

 

Nope clean as a whistle... I did used to smoke weed and take pills occasionaly tho... however I never once had sleep paralysis during those heady days.

 

I suffer from insomnia and when i'm having a bad time of it I can't get to sleep, then when i do i instantly drop in to a very active sleep with lots of fast paced dreaming... then I wake up really fast and usually my heart is racing... I think because I wake up so quickly (probably due to the stress of the situation) I wake up too quickly for my brain to react in time.

 

I do get it occasionaly when my sleep is fine too but on these occasions the sense of panic and weird "images" aren't there... usually its a case of waking up in the morning and remembering I had it but it didnt bother me too much and I just fell back asleep.

 

I dont know about just running with it tho... your obviously built of sterner stuff than me as if I am completely aware of it I usually cack myself lol!

Edited October 26, 2010 by ajax_andy

[ajax_andy 0]

Strange I started this thread the other day as had a rather spooky and new version of this last night!

 

I woke up and was lying on my back which was strange as never sleep on my back... anyway suddenly I hear this whispering... can't work out what its saying but it sounds very "evil" and spooky.

 

Anyway I try to not panic and rationalise it in my mind... I decide it must be the sound of the wife breathing and so try to focus on it to confirm that it is.

 

So i'm listening and it still sounds like freaky whispering to me when suddenly... a shadow moves over my vision... starts off from the far right of my vision and drifts over to the left and then passes out of my field of vision.

 

Was fuckin terrifying!!!

 

Luckily I suddenly got a really almost painfully loud tinitus in my ears which didnt tie in with the whispering and ghostly shadow moving over me... I twigged it was sleep paralysis, tried to relax and just wiggle my fingers... I woke up fully a few seconds later.

 

Definately a bizzare one for me though as never had this particular scenario before

[Kitman 2263]

Strange I started this thread the other day as had a rather spooky and new version of this last night!

 

I woke up and was lying on my back which was strange as never sleep on my back... anyway suddenly I hear this whispering... can't work out what its saying but it sounds very "evil" and spooky.

 

Anyway I try to not panic and rationalise it in my mind... I decide it must be the sound of the wife breathing and so try to focus on it to confirm that it is.

 

So i'm listening and it still sounds like freaky whispering to me when suddenly... a shadow moves over my vision... starts off from the far right of my vision and drifts over to the left and then passes out of my field of vision.

 

Was fuckin terrifying!!!

 

Luckily I suddenly got a really almost painfully loud tinitus in my ears which didnt tie in with the whispering and ghostly shadow moving over me... I twigged it was sleep paralysis, tried to relax and just wiggle my fingers... I woke up fully a few seconds later.

 

Definately a bizzare one for me though as never had this particular scenario before

 

The whispering was probably your neighbour with the clock radio on too loud. I would flick some dog shit over the fence at their washing to show them you won't be trifled with. The bastards.

[ajax_andy 0]

Strange I started this thread the other day as had a rather spooky and new version of this last night!

 

I woke up and was lying on my back which was strange as never sleep on my back... anyway suddenly I hear this whispering... can't work out what its saying but it sounds very "evil" and spooky.

 

Anyway I try to not panic and rationalise it in my mind... I decide it must be the sound of the wife breathing and so try to focus on it to confirm that it is.

 

So i'm listening and it still sounds like freaky whispering to me when suddenly... a shadow moves over my vision... starts off from the far right of my vision and drifts over to the left and then passes out of my field of vision.

 

Was fuckin terrifying!!!

 

Luckily I suddenly got a really almost painfully loud tinitus in my ears which didnt tie in with the whispering and ghostly shadow moving over me... I twigged it was sleep paralysis, tried to relax and just wiggle my fingers... I woke up fully a few seconds later.

 

Definately a bizzare one for me though as never had this particular scenario before

 

The whispering was probably your neighbour with the clock radio on too loud. I would flick some dog shit over the fence at their washing to show them you won't be trifled with. The bastards.

 

Haha nah there's no-one living next door at the moment since they were all brutaly murdered, no-one's been convicted yet but they had reported lots of paranormal activity in the past.

 

I'm joking of course they moved out and havent manage to sell the house... I dont think it was anything to do with paranormal activity (prays and hopes)

[Tom 14029]

I used to get it all the time and it's rank.

 

Not so much now but I used to hate it.

[Thompson 0]

I had it a few times when i was bad a while back, weird as fuck. Shit meself the first time, but once i knew what it was it wasn't too bad like.

[bawan 0]

I had this about 2-3 months ago. Fucking shat meself. Got to a stage when I was wondering if it was ever going to stop. Decided to sleep in a different room and all sorts, nothing helped. So I went to my GP and his advice was, "there might be some sort of paranormal activity going on in your house, if this continues you might have to look at getting a Priest out to have a look at your house." I totally ignored his advice but my sleeping got no better and so I went back, he prescribed me with some sleeping pills I have to say I took a couple and they done fuck all. Gradually got better over time, but it is a horrible.

[ajax_andy 0]

I had this about 2-3 months ago. Fucking shat meself. Got to a stage when I was wondering if it was ever going to stop. Decided to sleep in a different room and all sorts, nothing helped. So I went to my GP and his advice was, "there might be some sort of paranormal activity going on in your house, if this continues you might have to look at getting a Priest out to have a look at your house." I totally ignored his advice but my sleeping got no better and so I went back, he prescribed me with some sleeping pills I have to say I took a couple and they done fuck all. Gradually got better over time, but it is a horrible.

 

 

What the fuck?!! That was a doctors advice? Are you being serious?

 

Wouldn't surprise me tbh... i once had a doctor refuse to treat me for serious sleep related problems because I wasnt considering suicide.

 

So his advice was basically to try and kill myself and then they'd help me if I was unsucessful?!

[ajax_andy 0]

I had it a few times when i was bad a while back, weird as fuck. Shit meself the first time, but once i knew what it was it wasn't too bad like.

 

I can handle the paralysis part, its the fucked up noises and visions that make me crap my pants! There's no way of knowing its not real some of the time

[Gemmill 48919]

ajax andy's story sounds like something out The Entity. You should try necking on with the whisperer or sleep with your knob out and see if you can get some angry ghost sex.

[ajax_andy 0]

ajax andy's story sounds like something out The Entity. You should try necking on with the whisperer or sleep with your knob out and see if you can get some angry ghost sex.

 

 

Haha erm I think the shear terror or the situation would rule out my manhood being anything other than flacid and hastily retreating as far as it can back in to my body lol!

[Tom 14029]

Man up!

 

A man is not a man unless he's had angry ghost sex.

[trophyshy 7230]

have you checked yourself for implants Andy?

[Guest alex]

have you checked yourself for implants Andy?

Just a hunch like but Bawan's GP sounds like the man for the job.

[ajax_andy 0]

have you checked yourself for implants Andy?

 

 

Haha no I havent, and no i'm not setting up a video camera in the hope catching Aliens abducting me... I think i'll stick with the sleep paralysis theory regardless of whether its right or not lol!

 

 

Although i'll confess to investigating alien abductions in the past to see if anything tied in... luckily it didnt so I think i'm ok on that score

[ajax_andy 0]

Man up!

 

A man is not a man unless he's had angry ghost sex.

 

Haha never a truer word spoken!

[Kitman 2263]

Man up!

 

A man is not a man unless he's had angry ghost sex.

 

Haha never a truer word spoken!

 

Plainly it's supernatural. I think the answer is to go to bed with two fit women every night. The evil dead would be guaranteed to go for the totty, especially if they have big tits and have had sex with you all night. This would leave you free to either enjoy a trouble free sleep while they battle it out or leg it down the road, depending on the severity of the attack. Sorted.

[JawD 99]

What you want to do is set up a tape recorder in your bedroom. Set it recording and listen back the next morning. See what you hear going on in the room while you are sleeping.

 

If you are brave enough that is

[trophyshy 7230]

What you want to do is set up a tape recorder in your bedroom. Set it recording and listen back the next morning. See what you hear going on in the room while you are sleeping.

 

If you are brave enough that is

 

Aye, you'll get a better quality sound from a metal tape too.

[ajax_andy 0]

Man up!

 

A man is not a man unless he's had angry ghost sex.

 

Haha never a truer word spoken!

 

Plainly it's supernatural. I think the answer is to go to bed with two fit women every night. The evil dead would be guaranteed to go for the totty, especially if they have big tits and have had sex with you all night. This would leave you free to either enjoy a trouble free sleep while they battle it out or leg it down the road, depending on the severity of the attack. Sorted.

 

I like this suggestion... i'll print it off and give it to the wife to see what she thinks... I mean she can't exactly say no now can she seeing as its to protect me! To make sure she's safe too I better now count her as one of the 2 women in bed with me, also do you think that if she lezzes the other 2 out whilst I record it it'll keep the demons away?