themags 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 found on another forum never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Is this a joke, anecdote or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Where's that freakin' DeLorean? Could have sworn I was just transported back to 1980- when I FIRST read that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted December 1, 2005 Author Share Posted December 1, 2005 it's a joke someone posted on another forum. i never buy women gifts, we usually agree on a price before entering the back ally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Any thread for blokes should have this link in. click 'watch' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11052 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Am I the only guy who doesn't find camel toes attractive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted December 3, 2005 Author Share Posted December 3, 2005 Shearers during the game vs Argentina put me right off my tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Shearers during the game vs Argentina put me right off my tea 64017[/snapback] Were you having meat and two veg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 0 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Am I the only guy who doesn't find camel toes attractive? 64008[/snapback] Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 another thing for the boyz to play with Boob cursor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11052 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 what in the name of the God the Ghost and the Gobshite, were you looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 oops erm erm erm Christmas Presents! Duno how im gona wrap up 2 horny naked girls, but I couldnt think of anything else Peasepud would want to play with more on Christmas Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Christmas Presents! Duno how im gona wrap up 2 horny naked girls, but I couldnt think of anything else Peasepud would want to play with more on Christmas Day. 66445[/snapback] Gawd you're the greatest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Another treat for the boyz Warning, DO NOT clicky here if your at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Another treat for the boyz Warning, DO NOT clicky here if your at work! 70535[/snapback] Toplass by name, toplass by nature! Some nice pics there, especially 18th and 22nd Yum yum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Today's aint bad either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Today's aint bad either! 71088[/snapback] Actually......she's pretty stunning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 http://www.julekalender2005.leithoff.dk/ Flicked a few open at work, have now obtained a semi, will now log off for a bit to crack one off in the work bogs! Adios for a bit! Just call me Jimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 http://www.julekalender2005.leithoff.dk/ Flicked a few open at work, have now obtained a semi, will now log off for a bit to crack one off in the work bogs! Adios for a bit! Just call me Jimbo. 71115[/snapback] See you in 30 seconds Jimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 http://www.julekalender2005.leithoff.dk/ Flicked a few open at work, have now obtained a semi, will now log off for a bit to crack one off in the work bogs! Adios for a bit! Just call me Jimbo. 71115[/snapback] See you in 30 seconds Jimbo 71116[/snapback] And i'm back, Wacky would be proud, i've managed to turn the work bogs into something resembling a plasterer's radio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46961 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 http://www.julekalender2005.leithoff.dk/ Flicked a few open at work, have now obtained a semi, will now log off for a bit to crack one off in the work bogs! Adios for a bit! Just call me Jimbo. 71115[/snapback] See you in 30 seconds Jimbo 71116[/snapback] And i'm back, Wacky would be proud, i've managed to turn the work bogs into something resembling a plasterer's radio! 71119[/snapback] I had a plasterer in at my house the other day. He had a radio which was disappointingly clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Today's aint bad either! 71088[/snapback] Actually......she's pretty stunning! 71090[/snapback] Day 14 = Perfection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 http://www.julekalender2005.leithoff.dk/ Flicked a few open at work, have now obtained a semi, will now log off for a bit to crack one off in the work bogs! Adios for a bit! Just call me Jimbo. 71115[/snapback] well thats the worse case of echo I ever heard! not even a different thread but 4 posts down in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Hmmm, today's has two pretty girls. Nice enough, but not my cup of tea. What happens when clicked onto the 'extra' link?? (I always get a bit worried of clicking extra things due to fear of letting all sorts of unpleasantness into me 'puta) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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