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To be fair, I reckon ewerk knows his potatoes.

 

Fucking must do if he goes to a hotel for a plate of chips.

 

I'm guessing the irishman having chips in a hotel in nottingham was more than likely staying at the hotel. Howay Sherlock.

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Chips from a hotel the best chips ever? I find that highly unlikely. You never eaten at a decent chippy?

You ever had chips in a Belfast chippy? The phrase can I have chips with that grease comes to mind. Glasgow is the same for chippys too.

 

Never been to Belfast I'm ashamed to say.

 

A good chippy is the stuff of dreams though. Absolute world class taste and nowhere else in the world does it (though I'd imagine the Australians try I dunno). Lancashire and Yorkshire probably have the best ones I'd say.

 

What I can never get my head round about the Toon is that the chippys also serve Pizza, kebab, fried chicken etc. Dont think you get that anywhere else in the country. And the chips are still proper chippy chips too tbf.

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Chips from a hotel the best chips ever? I find that highly unlikely. You never eaten at a decent chippy?

You ever had chips in a Belfast chippy? The phrase can I have chips with that grease comes to mind. Glasgow is the same for chippys too.

 

Never been to Belfast I'm ashamed to say.

 

A good chippy is the stuff of dreams though. Absolute world class taste and nowhere else in the world does it (though I'd imagine the Australians try I dunno). Lancashire and Yorkshire probably have the best ones I'd say.

 

What I can never get my head round about the Toon is that the chippys also serve Pizza, kebab, fried chicken etc. Dont think you get that anywhere else in the country. And the chips are still proper chippy chips too tbf.

Had total shit ones in the north west too, found one good in one in about 100 in London, there's so many mint ones in the toon. I think Gormans just about has the edge on them all though.

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Top personal tip from CT there. :o

 

Been to Nottingham quite a lot recently but not socially unfortunately, so no drinking recommendations.

 

Remember a restaurant called Pierre Bistro though which was canny - think it is a small Midlands chain. The Olde Jerusalem is canny famous as well but can't vouch for it. Got to say though I really don't like the city or surroundings much.

 

I went to one in Derby, cracking food, best Beef Bourguignon I've ever tasted. :razz:

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Top personal tip from CT there. :o

 

Been to Nottingham quite a lot recently but not socially unfortunately, so no drinking recommendations.

 

Remember a restaurant called Pierre Bistro though which was canny - think it is a small Midlands chain. The Olde Jerusalem is canny famous as well but can't vouch for it. Got to say though I really don't like the city or surroundings much.

 

I went to one in Derby, cracking food, best Beef Bourguignon I've ever tasted. :razz:

 

 

 

"Table for one please"

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Top personal tip from CT there. :o

 

Been to Nottingham quite a lot recently but not socially unfortunately, so no drinking recommendations.

 

Remember a restaurant called Pierre Bistro though which was canny - think it is a small Midlands chain. The Olde Jerusalem is canny famous as well but can't vouch for it. Got to say though I really don't like the city or surroundings much.

 

I went to one in Derby, cracking food, best Beef Bourguignon I've ever tasted. :razz:

 

 

 

"Table for one please"

Hush your yap Edmund.

 

I had the Lamb Shoulder (which was all right) but got food envy so badly I pretty much forced her to swap half-way through :woosh:

 

fuck her, I paid, so technically, it was mine anyway!

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Top personal tip from CT there. :o

 

Been to Nottingham quite a lot recently but not socially unfortunately, so no drinking recommendations.

 

Remember a restaurant called Pierre Bistro though which was canny - think it is a small Midlands chain. The Olde Jerusalem is canny famous as well but can't vouch for it. Got to say though I really don't like the city or surroundings much.

 

I went to one in Derby, cracking food, best Beef Bourguignon I've ever tasted. :razz:

 

 

 

"Table for one please"

Hush your yap Edmund.

 

I had the Lamb Shoulder (which was all right) but got food envy so badly I pretty much forced her to swap half-way through :woosh:

 

fuck her, I paid, so technically, it was mine anyway!

 

 

Her: "Two tables for one please"

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Went here for an office Christmas bash a few years ago and it was very good:

 

http://www.frenchliving.co.uk/page/restaurant

 

Might be a bit "proper" for what you're after though (that's not meant to sound anywhere near as bad as it does btw. :razz:).

 

Otherwise what Brock said, basically. He's always known how to show me a good time.

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Top personal tip from CT there. :woosh:

 

Been to Nottingham quite a lot recently but not socially unfortunately, so no drinking recommendations.

 

Remember a restaurant called Pierre Bistro though which was canny - think it is a small Midlands chain. The Olde Jerusalem is canny famous as well but can't vouch for it. Got to say though I really don't like the city or surroundings much.

 

I went to one in Derby, cracking food, best Beef Bourguignon I've ever tasted. :razz:

 

 

 

"Table for one please"

Hush your yap Edmund.

 

I had the Lamb Shoulder (which was all right) but got food envy so badly I pretty much forced her to swap half-way through :icon_lol:

 

fuck her, I paid, so technically, it was mine anyway!

 

 

Him: "Two dinners for one please"

 

:o

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A good chippy is the stuff of dreams though. Absolute world class taste and nowhere else in the world does it (though I'd imagine the Australians try I dunno). Lancashire and Yorkshire probably have the best ones I'd say.

 

Funnily enough the best chippies here are run by Greeks but they are a dying art (or they are selling them all off to the Chinese) and very few even cut their own chips any more.

 

I'm amazed no one's pointed out that with Brock and the fanny rat, fist has his bunch of merry men.

 

And Kevin you pathetic cunt, fist travels the country, no doubt being paid a fair wedge to do a specialist job, how the fuck do you try to take the piss?

Just go back to Ronald's cock you pathetic stain.

 

btw people, stop quoting the cunt as it means I have to read his dribble even though I have him on ignore.

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Chips from a hotel the best chips ever? I find that highly unlikely. You never eaten at a decent chippy?

You ever had chips in a Belfast chippy? The phrase can I have chips with that grease comes to mind. Glasgow is the same for chippys too.

 

 

There was a take away in Ibiza ran by a Glaswegian, I was trying to keep it healthy, ignoring the delightful looking cheesey chips the lass before me in the queue bought, I opted for the relatively healthy chicken burger. At least that's what I thought till he deep fried it. Still nice like :razz:

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A good chippy is the stuff of dreams though. Absolute world class taste and nowhere else in the world does it (though I'd imagine the Australians try I dunno). Lancashire and Yorkshire probably have the best ones I'd say.

 

Funnily enough the best chippies here are run by Greeks but they are a dying art (or they are selling them all off to the Chinese) and very few even cut their own chips any more.

 

I'm amazed no one's pointed out that with Brock and the fanny rat, fist has his bunch of merry men.

 

And Kevin you pathetic cunt, fist travels the country, no doubt being paid a fair wedge to do a specialist job, how the fuck do you try to take the piss?

Just go back to Ronald's cock you pathetic stain.

 

btw people, stop quoting the cunt as it means I have to read his dribble even though I have him on ignore.

The best chippy I've ever come across in London was run by Greeks on Munster Road in Fulham. No wonder they're all fat cunts Greeks the size of the portions they do.

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A good chippy is the stuff of dreams though. Absolute world class taste and nowhere else in the world does it (though I'd imagine the Australians try I dunno). Lancashire and Yorkshire probably have the best ones I'd say.

 

Funnily enough the best chippies here are run by Greeks but they are a dying art (or they are selling them all off to the Chinese) and very few even cut their own chips any more.

 

The best chippy I've ever come across in London was run by Greeks on Munster Road in Fulham. No wonder they're all fat cunts Greeks the size of the portions they do.

 

And I bet you can't find a decent chippy or kebab (souvlaki) shop in the whole of Greece.

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Chips from a hotel the best chips ever? I find that highly unlikely. You never eaten at a decent chippy?

You ever had chips in a Belfast chippy? The phrase can I have chips with that grease comes to mind. Glasgow is the same for chippys too.

 

 

There was a take away in Ibiza ran by a Glaswegian, I was trying to keep it healthy, ignoring the delightful looking cheesey chips the lass before me in the queue bought, I opted for the relatively healthy chicken burger. At least that's what I thought till he deep fried it. Still nice like :razz:

 

So, to sum up, you had a chicken burger in Ibiza. Well done you.

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Chips from a hotel the best chips ever? I find that highly unlikely. You never eaten at a decent chippy?

You ever had chips in a Belfast chippy? The phrase can I have chips with that grease comes to mind. Glasgow is the same for chippys too.

 

 

There was a take away in Ibiza ran by a Glaswegian, I was trying to keep it healthy, ignoring the delightful looking cheesey chips the lass before me in the queue bought, I opted for the relatively healthy chicken burger. At least that's what I thought till he deep fried it. Still nice like :razz:

 

So, to sum up, you had a chicken burger in Ibiza. Well done you.

 

No, to sum up, stevie is right, Glaswegian's cook unhealthily. You fucking cock.

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Well, so far it's been a trip back to the early 80s.

Stinky old rockers everywhere.

Not the best night out I've had.

 

 

 

"Where all the poontang?"

 

Going after young, hotter males.

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Well, so far it's been a trip back to the early 80s.

Stinky old rockers everywhere.

Not the best night out I've had.

 

 

 

"Where all the poontang?"

 

Going after young, hotter males.

Kevin, the quality of tache out tonight is woeful.

Even you would think twice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And you've never seen a real snapper.

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