Monkeys Fist 41350 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 My guess is that his dick didn't even part the lips before the spooge was blown and Kev slunk off in a cloud of shame and self loathing. The lack of pics confirms that the unconscious drunk Kevin (literally) came across was facially similar to beaten up Shar Pei. I hope you wiped up after yourself ,Gallagher, good manners cost nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 (edited) Serious question here. Was she alive? Edited October 17, 2010 by Tecato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 PM me a pic then Kevin. I won't laugh. Much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13618 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Kevin could send us a picture of a bang tidy lass and we'd never know though. We need more concrete evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 True, but I just wouldn't believe him. And I don't want him to send me acondom he's just wanked into as 'proof'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10441 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'd want a picture of them both, her holding todays paper and a sign saying "Kevin just thumbed in his softy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 This thread hasn't gone particularly well, has it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41350 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'd want a picture of them both, her holding todays paper and a sign saying "Kevin just thumbed in his softy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13618 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'd want a picture of them both, her holding todays paper and a sign saying "Kevin just thumbed in his softy" No need for thumbing in, he probably didn't even touch the sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law motherfuckers. you cunts just asked for me to send naked pics of myself to you... paedo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10441 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 You seem obsessed with paedophilia Kevin, did your priest/dad/McDonalds manager touch you inappropriately? Or, do you have those dark urges yourself? You can tell us, we won't mock. Or you could of course prove that you had sex with a girl by showing a pic of you and her (fully clothed mind you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 You seem obsessed with paedophilia Kevin, did your priest/dad/McDonalds manager touch you inappropriately? Or, do you have those dark urges yourself? You can tell us, we won't mock. Or you could of course prove that you had sex with a girl by showing a pic of you and her (fully clothed mind you) Stfu or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10441 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Weak, even for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 come again? that's what she said [some random woman in the crowd] woooooooooooh, you go girl! [/random woman] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10441 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 It was a weak response... Seriously? don't go to Uni. Maybe, maybe, a Poly will take you, but don't go for a Uni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 It was a weak response... Seriously? don't go to Uni. Maybe, maybe, a Poly will take you, but don't go for a Uni. Why do you throb at the gash over me so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13618 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 It was a weak response... Seriously? don't go to Uni. Maybe, maybe, a Poly will take you, but don't go for a Uni. Why do you throb at the gash over me so much? The presence of a total cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10441 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 It was a weak response... Seriously? don't go to Uni. Maybe, maybe, a Poly will take you, but don't go for a Uni. Why do you throb at the gash over me so much? Boredom, mainly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41350 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 How old are you Kevin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 What really happened, Kevin went out, got drunk in a park on cheap cider, went home, signed in here and made up a story about having sex. Well done Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 18, 2010 Author Share Posted October 18, 2010 What really happened, Kevin went out, got drunk in a park on cheap cider, went home, signed in here and made up a story about having sex. Well done Kevin. i wuz actually out with the ones from work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 You shagged a lass that works in McDonalds, hmm greasy sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 What really happened, Kevin went out, got drunk in a park on cheap cider, went home, signed in here and made up a story about having sex. Well done Kevin. i wuz actually out with the ones from work You shagged some fat bird who come in looking for a burger didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I reckon he watched Superbad on channel five and the idea developed from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 18, 2010 Author Share Posted October 18, 2010 I reckon he watched Superbad on channel five and the idea developed from there. superbad was on last night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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