Ketsbaia 0 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 No one would admit to it on here if they did ever raise their hands to a lass I bet 1 in 10 of you have I was charged with assault of my ex-wife and spent a night in the cells for the trouble. Most people automatically assume I lamped here and it sounds fucking terrible but in reality what happened was we were having the mother of all arguments, she was the one that got physical and started lashing out at me and all I did was pin her to the ground to stop her doing it any more. Trouble was because of her screaming her head off, the neighbours called the old bill who came round and deemed I'd used excessive force - these days that's an automatic night at Her Majesty's pleasure. It's something I try not to think about, happened nearly 4 years ago and I'm utterly ashamed off yet for my troubles I have a life-long police caution and I'll apparently have difficulty ever going for a job that would involve working with kids (i.e. where I'd need a CRB check). So yeah Stevie, I'll raise my hand to acknowledge - but I bet others (that have done far worse), won't. It must've been some sight for the Rozzers, seeing Harry Potter involved in a domestic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 While we don't know the facts the worrying thing is this is hardly an isolated incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 No one would admit to it on here if they did ever raise their hands to a lass I bet 1 in 10 of you have I was charged with assault of my ex-wife and spent a night in the cells for the trouble. Most people automatically assume I lamped here and it sounds fucking terrible but in reality what happened was we were having the mother of all arguments, she was the one that got physical and started lashing out at me and all I did was pin her to the ground to stop her doing it any more. Trouble was because of her screaming her head off, the neighbours called the old bill who came round and deemed I'd used excessive force - these days that's an automatic night at Her Majesty's pleasure. It's something I try not to think about, happened nearly 4 years ago and I'm utterly ashamed off yet for my troubles I have a life-long police caution and I'll apparently have difficulty ever going for a job that would involve working with kids (i.e. where I'd need a CRB check). So yeah Stevie, I'll raise my hand to acknowledge - but I bet others (that have done far worse), won't. It must've been some sight for the Rozzers, seeing Harry Potter involved in a domestic Bastid! I can't imagine a much lower point in life though tbh than spending a night in a cell. I was in there for about 15 hours, had everything taken off me including my shoes, watch and even the drawstring around my tracksuit bottoms. The bed was nothing more than one of those two inch thick gym mats you used to see at school. Oh aye and there was someone watching you every 15 minutes through a peep hole either in the cell door or in the corner of the cell in case you were on the crapper (which was out of sight from the door). As Stevie says it was self-defence but it makes no odds to them - had they fucked off that night and I'd gone and battered her, they'd be deep in shit. Has taught me to stop and think before I do something on many, many occassions since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I don't think you did anything wrong there like Craig. What planet is Carroll on though, as I exclusively revealed last night, another TT exclusive don't think NO got it before yous did, he twatted an unnamed lass, believed to be his lass. He's got the world at his feet, he must really be thick as fuck three times in two years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44094 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 No one would admit to it on here if they did ever raise their hands to a lass I bet 1 in 10 of you have I was charged with assault of my ex-wife and spent a night in the cells for the trouble. Most people automatically assume I lamped here and it sounds fucking terrible but in reality what happened was we were having the mother of all arguments, she was the one that got physical and started lashing out at me and all I did was pin her to the ground to stop her doing it any more. Trouble was because of her screaming her head off, the neighbours called the old bill who came round and deemed I'd used excessive force - these days that's an automatic night at Her Majesty's pleasure. It's something I try not to think about, happened nearly 4 years ago and I'm utterly ashamed off yet for my troubles I have a life-long police caution and I'll apparently have difficulty ever going for a job that would involve working with kids (i.e. where I'd need a CRB check). So yeah Stevie, I'll raise my hand to acknowledge - but I bet others (that have done far worse), won't. That's not assault though that's self defence and totally understandable. Sounds like you're well away from it. The nearest I came to it was punching a desk and gritting my teeth at a manager I had from the past because she printed off an email from me to another girl claiming I had called her dodgy cow who looked like a mule. The stupid cow didn't read it properly and it was the lass who had said that about her not me, and as she looked down the page she could see I was defending her. Heed the baal Wigan cow she was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44094 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I don't think you did anything wrong there like Craig. Me neither. Apart from leaving the house in tracksuit bottoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21038 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 What great news. We're basically fucked, aren't we? As has been said he's got form, and I hope they throw the book at him if there is any truth in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21038 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I don't think you did anything wrong there like Craig. Me neither. Apart from leaving the house in tracksuit bottoms. Was thinking that. He'll be on the Jeremy Kyle show next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 It baffles me how you can have all that money, a great job with everything you need and pretty simple goals to aim for and still be such a fucking loser. How simple can it be? Terms of parole : ''Don't punch anybody''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I don't think you did anything wrong there like Craig. Me neither. Apart from leaving the house in tracksuit bottoms. Was thinking that. He'll be on the Jeremy Kyle show next. I had no intention of leaving the house and they weren't exactly offering me the option to get changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I don't think you did anything wrong there like Craig. What planet is Carroll on though, as I exclusively revealed last night, another TT exclusive don't think NO got it before yous did, he twatted an unnamed lass, believed to be his lass. He's got the world at his feet, he must really be thick as fuck three times in two years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44094 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Are his current misdemeanours behind him, in terms of whether he can still do time for them? Or has he allegedly assaulted someone while he's still got all that hanging over him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11273 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 If he is guilty then maybe a stint in the big house might be the only way he'll learn, first class muppet to be getting into more bother a week before he's up in court though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Bet Louise Taylor's fizzing at the slit btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Whether it was a lass or not, if he's stupid enough to assault anyone the week before he's due to get sentanced for a similar offence then it'll be a matter of time before he does get banged up..whether it's next week or next month. Thing is, now he has a rep for using his fists quite easily I expect some knackers will probably feel like having a go at him everytime he's out on the lash. GREAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Carroll bailed until January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Whether it was a lass or not, if he's stupid enough to assault anyone the week before he's due to get sentanced for a similar offence then it'll be a matter of time before he does get banged up..whether it's next week or next month. Thing is, now he has a rep for using his fists quite easily I expect some knackers will probably feel like having a go at him everytime he's out on the lash. GREAT. To be honest is it such a sacrifice to make to stay out of the fuckin toon? I know he's young, but he can afford a better life than getting pissed in shit bars in the Gate, the toon, the quay, Ponteland wherever, surrounded by fuckin charva's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Carroll bailed until January. Source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Whether it was a lass or not, if he's stupid enough to assault anyone the week before he's due to get sentanced for a similar offence then it'll be a matter of time before he does get banged up..whether it's next week or next month. Thing is, now he has a rep for using his fists quite easily I expect some knackers will probably feel like having a go at him everytime he's out on the lash. GREAT. To be honest is it such a sacrifice to make to stay out of the fuckin toon? I know he's young, but he can afford a better life than getting pissed in shit bars in the Gate, the toon, the quay, Ponteland wherever, surrounded by fuckin charva's. Yup, he's obviously got a problem with being pissed and feeling the need to throw punches when he is. My mate saw him in a takeaway in toon last season and says he was an utter clown, pissed as a fart, mouthing off about how all the big clubs wanted him and he was going to be away. If he wants to be a top flight player, he needs to stay off the drink, he's obviously a shite drunk and a moron when he's on it. The choice is his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Carroll bailed until January. Source? BBC Newcastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30160 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 FFS, all he has to do is look across the changing room at Barton to see how things can really get out of hand. It'll be interesting to see how the club deals with the situation, I'd love him to be shipped out and a decent replacement brought in. Unfortunately the former won't happen unless it's the right price and the latter simply wouldn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Bail conditions for Carroll, he has to live with Kevin Nolan LMFAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Bail conditions for Carroll, he has to live with Kevin Nolan LMFAO. mackem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Bail conditions for Carroll, he has to live with Kevin Nolan LMFAO. mackem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 "Carroll gave his address as Jesmond Dene Hotel, Newcastle" Why doesn't he just buy a hoose the bamp? http://www.starnow.co.uk/lauriehenderson That's the bird he hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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