Gemmill 46467 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Empty stadiums, debris falling from the ceiling into the pool, still laying tarmac at the athletics track the other day - the Indians know how to put on a show. Anyone been watching the highlights show on BBC2 btw? Ian Thorpe is like an athletic Christopher Biggins. No way he's not bent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Plus beetles in the pool and now the water needs testing as some have came down with dodgy stomachs (Delhi belly, who'd have thought!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11623 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 On the plus side, they have monkey guards patrolling the joint. http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/10/06/tr...ath-games-2010/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Total fucking disaster isn't it? God only knows what state the F1 circuit will be in when the Indian GP is run next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I can't believe how racist some people on here are!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 If you think this is bad wait until the next one in Glasgow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34054 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Epitaph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Not funny enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34054 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Epitaph Tarby would be turning in his grave if he were dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Known for his long-standing interest in fashion, Thorpe serves as an ambassador for Armani, and has his own line of designer jewellery and underwear. Such interests have fuelled frequent speculation that Thorpe might be homosexual; his picture was featured prominently on gay websites. In 2002, Thorpe finally denied this rumour, asserting that he was heterosexual. He claimed that he was flattered by the speculation, opining that being part of a minority group showed "strength in your character (Taken from wikipedia) What a load of bull shit you can tell the mans gay by the way he walks. He walks like hes Linford Christie's been drilling his arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Epitaph Tarby would be turning in his grave if he were dead. He once goosed my Mam. Claim to fame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34054 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Epitaph Tarby would be turning in his grave if he were dead. He once goosed my Mam. Claim to fame Hmmmmnn.......... You're not gap toothed by any chance, Alex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Epitaph Tarby would be turning in his grave if he were dead. He once goosed my Mam. Claim to fame Hmmmmnn.......... You're not gap toothed by any chance, Alex? No but she did say when she turned round to see who it was he gave her that sucking a mint whilst whistling at the same time look of his as though that was meant to be a come on or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34054 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Epitaph Tarby would be turning in his grave if he were dead. He once goosed my Mam. Claim to fame Hmmmmnn.......... You're not gap toothed by any chance, Alex? No but she did say when she turned round to see who it was he gave her that sucking a mint whilst whistling at the same time look of his as though that was meant to be a come on or something. Considering that women like a man who can make them laugh it speaks volumes he whistled at her instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 He didn't actually whistle. It's my attempt at describing that gormless look of his. My Mam was disgusted apparently. Not at having her arse felt, just at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3575 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 He didn't actually whistle. It's my attempt at describing that gormless look of his. My Mam was disgusted apparently. Not at having her arse felt, just at him. Alex you should know better than to post something like that on here - the auld boys and the fist will be around asking for here phone number next if you're not careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46467 Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 New Zealand TV commentator Paul Henry has been suspended after he twisted the surname of Delhi chief minister Sheila Diksh*t. New Zealand prime minister John Key today said Henry's "poorly designed humour has ended up embarrassing New Zealand. For that I am regretful." <http://www.news.com.au/sheila-dikshit-slur-has-shamed-our-country-john- key/story-fn65k7vp-1225936125320#ixzz11krFmS00> To recap a story (which was much discussed below the line yesterday): Despite being told the minister's name is pronounced "Dixit," Henry said: "The dip sh*t woman. God, what's her name? Dick Sh*t. Is it Dick Sh*t ... it looks like 'Dick Sh*t. It's so appropriate, because she's Indian, so she'd be dick-in-sh*t wouldn't she, do you know what I mean? Walking along the street ... it's just so funny." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 More than dozens of athletes from Australia and England, mainly swimmers, have been reported to fallen ill. Initially, concerns were raised over the quality of water in the swimming pools of the SPM Complex but other competing teams, including South Africa, reported no such illness. Additionally, the Australian team's chief doctor, Peter Harcourt, ruled that the "chances of the [Delhi] pool being the cause of the problem is very remote" and praised the hygiene and food quality in the Delhi Games Village He suggested that the Australians swimmers could have contracted the stomach virus during their training camp in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Stop spouting shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43307 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 He didn't actually whistle. It's my attempt at describing that gormless look of his. My Mam was disgusted apparently. Not at having her arse felt, just at him. Alex you should know better than to post something like that on here - the auld boys and the fist will be around asking for here phone number next if you're not careful. Oi! I resemble that remark. Sheep botherer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3575 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 He didn't actually whistle. It's my attempt at describing that gormless look of his. My Mam was disgusted apparently. Not at having her arse felt, just at him. Alex you should know better than to post something like that on here - the auld boys and the fist will be around asking for here phone number next if you're not careful. Oi! I resemble that remark. Sheep botherer. Fuck off there fist - struth I'm from 'stralia not Noo Zeelund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43307 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 He didn't actually whistle. It's my attempt at describing that gormless look of his. My Mam was disgusted apparently. Not at having her arse felt, just at him. Alex you should know better than to post something like that on here - the auld boys and the fist will be around asking for here phone number next if you're not careful. Oi! I resemble that remark. Sheep botherer. Fuck off there fist - struth I'm from 'stralia not Noo Zeelund Oops-My bad. Wombat rapist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 eats meat pie floaters............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now