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I'm beginning to think your theory is right Stevie... This week it was the lass who did absolutely fuck all who survived and the bloke who sold more than anyone got the boot. Common factor with last week?? She's a looker.

 

Mind you, Su Pollard got away with murder. If it hadn't been for the squaddie running the kitchen with military precision, she'd have walked.

I didn't see it last night or none of the football till later on, but it's true, and it's so obvious only contrary cunts like Renton could even deny it. Spoiling the show in my view. Surely if he made the most sales that major positive has to outweigh the negatives against the two people he's up against. Making the most sales is a platform where surely he could demonstrate other skills over the weeks. It's the best looking people who get kept on that's a fact. There was a good looking manc bloke who went far last time, he was a total nob and shit he got nearly to the end purely on his appearance. Whereby if you had say that Kate who was on the show the other year supposing she was totally disfunctional but up against say The Fish who was superb, The Fish would be sacked every time sadly.

 

I'm being contrary? You haven't even seen it to make a judgement. :o

 

There's a lot of good looking women this time so if you're right it'll be a pleasure to watch the latter episodes.

You contradicted shackbleep, and based on last weeks show I know who I believe.

 

The Tyne Valley's beautiful "it's no Halesowen"

Newcastle 's nice "You ever walked past The Gate on a Friday??"

September 11th was an extraordinarily evil event "A cry for help from a downtrodden muslim world"

Perch is shite "Well I agree there"

 

etc...

 

:razz:

 

Where the fuck is Halesowen?

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That Pavlova lass gets on my nerves, bawling and harrassing the manager, and as soon as he talks back it's all "Don't raise your voice at me!"

 

Typical lasses trick, IMO.

aye, i'd still smash her back doors in though. With sugar watching.

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That Pavlova lass gets on my nerves, bawling and harrassing the manager, and as soon as he talks back it's all "Don't raise your voice at me!"

 

Typical lasses trick, IMO.

aye, i'd still smash her back doors in though. With sugar watching.

 

:razz:

 

Alan-Sugar.jpg

 

Back facing him, with his finger on your prostate.

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People who are Head of Marketing normally have fat ties, thick black rimmed glasses and are wanks.

 

:woosh::razz::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

You may be a racist Stevie, but you're a perceptive racist. :o

Think before you speak.

UKIP candidate wins £10,000 for internet libel

By Philippe Naughton and PA News

 

A prominent member of the UK Independence Party won an unprecedented £10,000 in libel damages today from a woman who waged an abusive campaign against him on an internet bulletin board.

 

Michael Keith Smith, who contested the Portsmouth North constituency at the last general election, brought High Court proceedings against Tracy Williams, who was a contributor to the same Yahoo! discussion board.

 

Ms Williams, of Tomlinson Close, Oldham, Lancashire, used a pseudonym to post claims that the 53-year-old chartered surveyor was a "nonce", a sexual offender, a racist bigot and a Nazi.

 

Addressing him as "Lardarse" or "Lardbrain", she also alleged that he had sexually harassed a female co-worker, had been charged with soliciting boys and cottaging and that he was a sexual deviant of the most perverted kind.

 

In June 2004, Mr Keith Smith, of Castle Street, Portchester, Fareham, Hants, obtained a court order requiring the site operator to disclose Ms Williams’s identity. Legal proceedings then started which only served to provoke her into more "frenzied abuse", said Judge Alistair Macduff.

 

He said that Ms Williams, who was not in court and did not file a defence to the action, had not sought to justify her statements which were clearly seriously defamatory. They continued well into 2005.

 

Assessing damages, he said that Mr Keith Smith, who had given expert evidence in the courts and served on committees for charities and schools, had a reputation of some integrity.

 

He said that although the libels were available to the whole world through the internet, it was likely that few people had read them and many of those who did would have dismissed them as "ramblings".

 

Nevertheless, he awarded Mr Keith Smith £5,000 general damages plus £5,000 aggravated damages to reflect the way Ms Williams - who had met a request for an apology with contempt - had behaved.

 

He granted an injunction preventing the publication of the same or similar libels and ordered Ms Williams to pay the costs of the action, which Mr Keith Smith put at £7,200.

 

It is believed to be the first time that the High Court has awarded damages for defamatory comments posted on an internet bulletin board, although a retired teacher won £1,250 in damages at Lincoln County Court in May 2002 for comments posted about him on the website Friends Reunited by a former pupil.

 

Mark Thomson, a partner at libel specialists Carter-Ruck, said that there had been many similar complaints about defamation on the internet. But he said: "Most of these cases go away quite quickly - people pull down the allegation - so it's quite rare that people actually sue over internet comments."

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People who are Head of Marketing normally have fat ties, thick black rimmed glasses and are wanks.

 

:woosh::razz::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

You may be a racist Stevie, but you're a perceptive racist. :o

Think before you speak.

UKIP candidate wins £10,000 for internet libel

By Philippe Naughton and PA News

 

A prominent member of the UK Independence Party won an unprecedented £10,000 in libel damages today from a woman who waged an abusive campaign against him on an internet bulletin board.

 

Michael Keith Smith, who contested the Portsmouth North constituency at the last general election, brought High Court proceedings against Tracy Williams, who was a contributor to the same Yahoo! discussion board.

 

Ms Williams, of Tomlinson Close, Oldham, Lancashire, used a pseudonym to post claims that the 53-year-old chartered surveyor was a "nonce", a sexual offender, a racist bigot and a Nazi.

 

Addressing him as "Lardarse" or "Lardbrain", she also alleged that he had sexually harassed a female co-worker, had been charged with soliciting boys and cottaging and that he was a sexual deviant of the most perverted kind.

 

In June 2004, Mr Keith Smith, of Castle Street, Portchester, Fareham, Hants, obtained a court order requiring the site operator to disclose Ms Williams's identity. Legal proceedings then started which only served to provoke her into more "frenzied abuse", said Judge Alistair Macduff.

 

He said that Ms Williams, who was not in court and did not file a defence to the action, had not sought to justify her statements which were clearly seriously defamatory. They continued well into 2005.

 

Assessing damages, he said that Mr Keith Smith, who had given expert evidence in the courts and served on committees for charities and schools, had a reputation of some integrity.

 

He said that although the libels were available to the whole world through the internet, it was likely that few people had read them and many of those who did would have dismissed them as "ramblings".

 

Nevertheless, he awarded Mr Keith Smith £5,000 general damages plus £5,000 aggravated damages to reflect the way Ms Williams - who had met a request for an apology with contempt - had behaved.

 

He granted an injunction preventing the publication of the same or similar libels and ordered Ms Williams to pay the costs of the action, which Mr Keith Smith put at £7,200.

 

It is believed to be the first time that the High Court has awarded damages for defamatory comments posted on an internet bulletin board, although a retired teacher won £1,250 in damages at Lincoln County Court in May 2002 for comments posted about him on the website Friends Reunited by a former pupil.

 

Mark Thomson, a partner at libel specialists Carter-Ruck, said that there had been many similar complaints about defamation on the internet. But he said: "Most of these cases go away quite quickly - people pull down the allegation - so it's quite rare that people actually sue over internet comments."

 

Tell you what mind, no idea who Michael Keith Smith is but if none of those allegations were true then he's right to have sued even if it was 'only online'. What a bell end of a woman. Should have sued Yahoo too (if he didn't, which isnt entirely clear from that).

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DS used the get out clause 'may be a racist', he'll be OK.

 

Now, can I sue for someone repeatedly calling me a cunt? :razz:

 

An no obvious comebacks please. :o

There's no way I've called you a cunt more than five times this year, and to be fair 99% of the population would have for the comments about walking past the gate with your satchel round your neck and all the ruffians there demonstrating what a shithole Newcastle is. The Fish might have a case that would stand up however.

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So, who saw the carnage last night then.

 

that Melissa is awful. truly shite.

 

She seemed completely oblivious to the facts that everyone hated her and she was shit at everything she did. Her exit strop was hilarious as well, daft bint.

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As they said in the telegraph. " Never in the field of entrepreneurship were so many syllables used by one person to mean so little".

 

Amazed that she got through any selection process, what i saw there was a career effectively in meltdown. Mind there are still quite a few mongs there. the fit one won it. she got 90+% of her teams target. the 3 girls as well bitching and moaning about a sale that wasn't counted....

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Just been watching it there ;)

 

That stupid Sue Pollard bint who got kicked out, why do people like her have to exist? She just doesn't know when to pipe down. She went outside of London, was it Reading to do a pitch, and she's just said something along the lines of "we've come all the way from London to do this pitch and you don't want to buy anything?" :razz: pmsl :razz: Like she's doing them the favour the absolute fuckin spazz. No wonder they found her annoying, and talk about dummy out the pram at the end, pretty confident the word dignity won't be on her CV.

 

The Laura she's not a classic beauty I accept but there's something amazingly attractive about her.

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Just been watching it there ;)

 

That stupid Sue Pollard bint who got kicked out, why do people like her have to exist? She just doesn't know when to pipe down. She went outside of London, was it Reading to do a pitch, and she's just said something along the lines of "we've come all the way from London to do this pitch and you don't want to buy anything?" :razz: pmsl :razz: Like she's doing them the favour the absolute fuckin spazz. No wonder they found her annoying, and talk about dummy out the pram at the end, pretty confident the word dignity won't be on her CV.

 

The Laura she's not a classic beauty I accept but there's something amazingly attractive about her.

 

my flatmate said she looked like a cabbage patch doll.

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Just been watching it there ;)

 

That stupid Sue Pollard bint who got kicked out, why do people like her have to exist? She just doesn't know when to pipe down. She went outside of London, was it Reading to do a pitch, and she's just said something along the lines of "we've come all the way from London to do this pitch and you don't want to buy anything?" :razz: pmsl :razz: Like she's doing them the favour the absolute fuckin spazz. No wonder they found her annoying, and talk about dummy out the pram at the end, pretty confident the word dignity won't be on her CV.

 

The Laura she's not a classic beauty I accept but there's something amazingly attractive about her.

 

my flatmate said she looked like a cabbage patch doll.

She had a pet lip on when they were rowing on the step of the t-shirt shop.

 

Liz is the front-runner now I would say, very successful task for her.

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Just been watching it there ;)

 

That stupid Sue Pollard bint who got kicked out, why do people like her have to exist? She just doesn't know when to pipe down. She went outside of London, was it Reading to do a pitch, and she's just said something along the lines of "we've come all the way from London to do this pitch and you don't want to buy anything?" :razz: pmsl :razz: Like she's doing them the favour the absolute fuckin spazz. No wonder they found her annoying, and talk about dummy out the pram at the end, pretty confident the word dignity won't be on her CV.

 

The Laura she's not a classic beauty I accept but there's something amazingly attractive about her.

 

my flatmate said she looked like a cabbage patch doll.

She had a pet lip on when they were rowing on the step of the t-shirt shop.

 

Liz is the front-runner now I would say, very successful task for her.

I'd say so. good selling and great legs.

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Just been watching it there ;)

 

That stupid Sue Pollard bint who got kicked out, why do people like her have to exist? She just doesn't know when to pipe down. She went outside of London, was it Reading to do a pitch, and she's just said something along the lines of "we've come all the way from London to do this pitch and you don't want to buy anything?" :razz: pmsl :razz: Like she's doing them the favour the absolute fuckin spazz. No wonder they found her annoying, and talk about dummy out the pram at the end, pretty confident the word dignity won't be on her CV.

 

The Laura she's not a classic beauty I accept but there's something amazingly attractive about her.

 

my flatmate said she looked like a cabbage patch doll.

She had a pet lip on when they were rowing on the step of the t-shirt shop.

 

Liz is the front-runner now I would say, very successful task for her.

 

If the final 4 aren't her, Stella, Jamie & Christopher, something is sadly wrong.

 

Thought that eccentric one (is it Alex?) did well in the pitches as well but without credit. Backed Liz up in when they went before the childcare retailers and probably helped cement the deal.

 

Laura, Paloma, Sandeesh & Stuart all want dropping from a height - they're all fucking garbage.

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The lesbian who got kicked off is such a retard, but then again that's why she was picked because she's good telly.

 

Thought it was a bit rich of Brady to lecture the women the other week for not living up to their prestige as the best buisnesswomen in Britain when the candidates are clearly picked for their ratings potential over anything else.

 

Excellent job by the fit one again, I'd buy her product all right.

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Just been watching it there ;)

 

That stupid Sue Pollard bint who got kicked out, why do people like her have to exist? She just doesn't know when to pipe down. She went outside of London, was it Reading to do a pitch, and she's just said something along the lines of "we've come all the way from London to do this pitch and you don't want to buy anything?" :razz: pmsl :razz: Like she's doing them the favour the absolute fuckin spazz. No wonder they found her annoying, and talk about dummy out the pram at the end, pretty confident the word dignity won't be on her CV.

 

The Laura she's not a classic beauty I accept but there's something amazingly attractive about her.

 

my flatmate said she looked like a cabbage patch doll.

She had a pet lip on when they were rowing on the step of the t-shirt shop.

 

Liz is the front-runner now I would say, very successful task for her.

 

she has all the natural confidence of a fit bird.

 

the dyke was awful and deserved to walk, though her unique vocabulary was amusing.

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