peasepud 59 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 theres some reet daft twat sat in the next bank of seats from me, I cant see what he looks like but Im guessing hes a cross between Ali G and Shaun Ryder. Mixing with ease the words geezer, "I thought he was like man you know?" and copious amounts of twat, cunt and "ye old bastard". Hes talking loudly on his phone and has just rang a hotel to confirm theres 5 rooms booked for (and I quote) Doyley, Wenka (might have misheard that one) and MC MackaJack. sat talking very loudly about work hes just done with Grooverider remastering some track and people from Radio 1. Conisdering Im sat in First Class opposite what Im fairly sure is Victor Meldrews missus from One foot in the Grave and she winces everytime he opens his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Go and chin him then you soft twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 latest quote "I was mangled like spangled man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43104 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 theres some reet daft twat sat in the next bank of seats from me, I cant see what he looks like but Im guessing hes a cross between Ali G and Shaun Ryder. Mixing with ease the words geezer, "I thought he was like man you know?" and copious amounts of twat, cunt and "ye old bastard". Hes talking loudly on his phone and has just rang a hotel to confirm theres 5 rooms booked for (and I quote) Doyley, Wenka (might have misheard that one) and MC MackaJack. sat talking very loudly about work hes just done with Grooverider remastering some track and people from Radio 1. Conisdering Im sat in First Class opposite what Im fairly sure is Victor Meldrews missus from One foot in the Grave and she winces everytime he opens his mouth. I don't believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 latest quote "I was mangled like spangled man" Sounds like Westwood to me like. Go and ask for an autograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11570 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 latest quote "I was mangled like spangled man" Does that actually even mean something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43104 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 latest quote "I was mangled like spangled man" Sounds like Westwood to me like. Go and ask for an autograph. What's black and doesn't work? Westwood's accent innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 Hes arranging support for TC Monckton at Digital as we speak. Doyleys on 11.30 til 12.30 seemingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Conisdering Im sat in First Class opposite what Im fairly sure is Victor Meldrews missus from One foot in the Grave and she winces everytime he opens his mouth. Ask her if she's Annette Crosbie, you could get her autograph too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 aha! It wasnt Wenka it was Benka, hes something to do with this > http://www.yourfutureisdigital.com/newcastle/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 the vague drum and bass reference above provides adequate excuse to share this gem; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 aha! It wasnt Wenka it was Benka, hes something to do with this > http://www.yourfutureisdigital.com/newcastle/ Benga? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 you say potato I say spud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 seemingly he owns a cafe with a butchers and greengrocers inside it, somewhere in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 (edited) I likes it. Edited October 6, 2010 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 He was the owner of Digital and the kid with him was DJ Benjy/Beko/Ben Folds Five or whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 He was the owner of Digital and the kid with him was DJ Benjy/Beko/Ben Folds Five or whatever Never mind that, was it Mrs Meldrew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 a cross between Ali G and Shaun Ryder. manc-mag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3517 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 a cross between Ali G and Shaun Ryder. manc-mag? I always thought manc-mag was bez. Pud you should have just asked to borrow his phone, it's not as if he needed it was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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