Monkeys Fist 41344 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Suppose it's time to ask the age old question. Which cunts put Yorkshire puddings in their Christmas dinner? I'd guess the cunts that don't have to make them? What with everything else on the plate, veg, stuffings, meat, who'd have room for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Suppose it's time to ask the age old question. Which cunts put Yorkshire puddings in their Christmas dinner? I'd guess the cunts that don't have to make them? What with everything else on the plate, veg, stuffings, meat, who'd have room for them? Me, you pair of cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Won't have sprouts on my plate tbh. Appalling things. Wrong. Hope your lass burns your brogues on your fire btw. Preferably while you're still wearing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42697 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Won't have sprouts on my plate tbh. Appalling things. Wrong. Hope your lass burns your brogues on your fire btw. Preferably while you're still wearing them. The last time I saw you, you were wearing a pair of Edmund Blackadder signature model winklepickers, so you can leave my brogues alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20443 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Won't have sprouts on my plate tbh. Appalling things. Wrong. Hope your lass burns your brogues on your fire btw. Preferably while you're still wearing them. The last time I saw you, you were wearing a pair of Edmund Blackadder signature model winklepickers, so you can leave my brogues alone! I forgot about them. Fetching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41344 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Suppose it's time to ask the age old question. Which cunts put Yorkshire puddings in their Christmas dinner? I'd guess the cunts that don't have to make them? What with everything else on the plate, veg, stuffings, meat, who'd have room for them? Me, you pair of cunts. I bet you sit down to wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41344 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Won't have sprouts on my plate tbh. Appalling things. Wrong. Hope your lass burns your brogues on your fire btw. Preferably while you're still wearing them. The last time I saw you, you were wearing a pair of Edmund Blackadder signature model winklepickers, so you can leave my brogues alone! I forgot about them. Fetching. Do they come with a squirty flower and spinning bow tie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20443 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Suppose it's time to ask the age old question. Which cunts put Yorkshire puddings in their Christmas dinner? I'd guess the cunts that don't have to make them? What with everything else on the plate, veg, stuffings, meat, who'd have room for them? Me, you pair of cunts. I bet you sit down to wipe. What's wrong with that? Cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20443 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Won't have sprouts on my plate tbh. Appalling things. Wrong. Hope your lass burns your brogues on your fire btw. Preferably while you're still wearing them. The last time I saw you, you were wearing a pair of Edmund Blackadder signature model winklepickers, so you can leave my brogues alone! I forgot about them. Fetching. Do they come with a squirty flower and spinning bow tie? Tbh Manc mags were a lot more pointy. Honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Won't have sprouts on my plate tbh. Appalling things. Wrong. Hope your lass burns your brogues on your fire btw. Preferably while you're still wearing them. The last time I saw you, you were wearing a pair of Edmund Blackadder signature model winklepickers, so you can leave my brogues alone! I forgot about them. Fetching. Pair of wankers tbh. I've still got them, they're fuck all like that, and they still win admiring glances around the notoriously hard to please suburbs of South Manchester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41344 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Suppose it's time to ask the age old question. Which cunts put Yorkshire puddings in their Christmas dinner? I'd guess the cunts that don't have to make them? What with everything else on the plate, veg, stuffings, meat, who'd have room for them? Me, you pair of cunts. I bet you sit down to wipe. What's wrong with that? Cunt. Eat enough sprouts and you'll find out. Mangina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41344 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Won't have sprouts on my plate tbh. Appalling things. Wrong. Hope your lass burns your brogues on your fire btw. Preferably while you're still wearing them. The last time I saw you, you were wearing a pair of Edmund Blackadder signature model winklepickers, so you can leave my brogues alone! I forgot about them. Fetching. Pair of wankers tbh. I've still got them, they're fuck all like that, and they still win admiring glances around the notoriously hard to please caravans of Billy Smart's. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Anyone else a fan of bubble and squeek on boxing day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20443 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Anyone else a fan of bubble and squeek on boxing day? Depends on if it's a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I cant believe that mancunian bell-sniffer had the audacity to criticise my footwear. More front than Whitley Bay tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41344 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Anyone else a fan of bubble and squeek on boxing day? Leftover turkey, homemade chips and pickles usually. If I go for the beef this year I might go for a bit squeak on boxing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41344 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Anyone else a fan of bubble and squeek on boxing day? Depends on if it's a euphemism? Eat enough sprouts…… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 861 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Sprouts are abominable. Anyone promoting them should be summarily shot. We have yorkshire puddings at any family gathering, so Christmas qualifies. Usually have a leg of lamb or sometimes a turkey for the meat, roast potatoes, rice pilaf, green bean casserole, and trifle after. Why are we talking about this so early? It's the first of October man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41344 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Sprouts are abominable. Anyone promoting them should be summarily shot. We have yorkshire puddings at any family gathering, so Christmas qualifies. Usually have a leg of lamb or sometimes a turkey for the meat, roast potatoes, rice pilaf, green bean casserole, and trifle after. Why are we talking about this so early? It's the first of October man! Yorkshire Puddings with rice? Pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Suppose it's time to ask the age old question. Which cunts put Yorkshire puddings in their Christmas dinner? I'd guess the cunts that don't have to make them? What with everything else on the plate, veg, stuffings, meat, who'd have room for them? Me, you pair of cunts. I bet you sit down to wipe. stand. on the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Go out with lads and respective wives on xmas eve. Go back to mother in laws house for a few ales. Wake up at 8am ish. Open presents from wife and mother in law. Go to Twin Farms for a couple of pints (hair of the dog). Get back in time for lunch. Sit down at dinner table with wife's family, two minutes later leave table and finally give in to the urge to barf. Retire to settee to bask in my own tragicness!! Got the bairn this year though, so it'll be very different I imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 861 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Sprouts are abominable. Anyone promoting them should be summarily shot. We have yorkshire puddings at any family gathering, so Christmas qualifies. Usually have a leg of lamb or sometimes a turkey for the meat, roast potatoes, rice pilaf, green bean casserole, and trifle after. Why are we talking about this so early? It's the first of October man! Yorkshire Puddings with rice? Pervert. Yeah, ok, you sprout-scoffing simian scruff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I'm defnitely in the pro sprout camp, and finally got my mam to sort me out with roast parsnips in amongst everything else. Yorkshire puddings have no place on the plate mind. Reckon that's a sign of adolescent gluttony, iyam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 861 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I'm defnitely in the pro sprout camp, and finally got my mam to sort me out with roast parsnips in amongst everything else. Yorkshire puddings have no place on the plate mind. Reckon that's a sign of adolescent gluttony, iyam You'll be right next to Mr Fist on the wall when the revolution comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 166 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I'm defnitely in the pro sprout camp, and finally got my mam to sort me out with roast parsnips in amongst everything else. Yorkshire puddings have no place on the plate mind. Reckon that's a sign of adolescent gluttony, iyam yup, to everything. Sprouts and Parsnips (gotta be done in honey) are fuckin lush!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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