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I caught a bit of an interview that tennis player did on SSN and the banality of the "questions" was mind-numbing with things like "Harry Potter or Twilight?" - he could have at least livened it up with "Spit or swallow?".

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DJ Rap was always pretty fit. Shit hot DJ to boot.

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she used to be known as charrisa dawkins. google that and you may be surprised.

Ex-page 3 isn't she?

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I took a lass on a date once who obviously hadn't planned on putting out that night. A few drinks later and the charm obviously worked as we ended up back at her place and when she stripped off . . . . it was like a fucking forest down there!!!! She even apologised ;)

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Nice cat on her.

 

A bit to long hair persian for my liking.

 

Back in the day man, give the dirty cow a break.

 

You clearly weren't brought up on that shit?

;)

Those of us who grew up with "paper" porn will be more used to the "gutted rabbit" style of downstairs shrubbery.

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Nice cat on her.

 

A bit to long hair persian for my liking.

 

Back in the day man, give the dirty cow a break.

 

You clearly weren't brought up on that shit?

;)

Those of us who grew up with "paper" porn will be more used to the "gutted rabbit" style of downstairs shrubbery.

 

Ah, those halcyon days of finding a stash of dog eared mags under some shrubbery in the local park :D

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Nice cat on her.

 

A bit to long hair persian for my liking.

 

Back in the day man, give the dirty cow a break.

 

You clearly weren't brought up on that shit?

;)

Those of us who grew up with "paper" porn will be more used to the "gutted rabbit" style of downstairs shrubbery.

 

Seeing I'm as old as fist and kitman and I still have that fetish for purple underwear and red stockings, thanks to mayfair magazine, I was well brought up on that shit.

Somehow I always got lucky, maybe it was dating goth/punk girls, and they always seemed to prefer to sport short back and sides :D

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Nice cat on her.

 

A bit to long hair persian for my liking.

 

Back in the day man, give the dirty cow a break.

 

You clearly weren't brought up on that shit?

;)

Those of us who grew up with "paper" porn will be more used to the "gutted rabbit" style of downstairs shrubbery.

 

Ah, those halcyon days of finding a stash of dog eared mags under some shrubbery in the local park :huh:

:D

Sticky Bags.

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I took a lass on a date once who obviously hadn't planned on putting out that night. A few drinks later and the charm obviously worked as we ended up back at her place and when she stripped off . . . . it was like a fucking forest down there!!!! She even apologised ;)

 

Is that shit I smell?

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Nice cat on her.

 

A bit to long hair persian for my liking.

 

Back in the day man, give the dirty cow a break.

 

You clearly weren't brought up on that shit?

;)

Those of us who grew up with "paper" porn will be more used to the "gutted rabbit" style of downstairs shrubbery.

 

Ah, those halcyon days of finding a stash of dog eared mags under some shrubbery in the local park :D

 

You thieving bastard! I want those back!

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Nice cat on her.

 

A bit to long hair persian for my liking.

 

Back in the day man, give the dirty cow a break.

 

You clearly weren't brought up on that shit?

;)

Those of us who grew up with "paper" porn will be more used to the "gutted rabbit" style of downstairs shrubbery.

 

Ah, those halcyon days of finding a stash of dog eared mags under some shrubbery in the local park :huh:

 

You thieving bastard! I want those back!

 

Don't worry he's glued them all together for you, which should make handling them that much easier :D

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I took a lass on a date once who obviously hadn't planned on putting out that night. A few drinks later and the charm obviously worked as we ended up back at her place and when she stripped off . . . . it was like a fucking forest down there!!!! She even apologised :lol:

 

Is that shit I smell?

 

 

Do you think he said that to her?

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I took a lass on a date once who obviously hadn't planned on putting out that night. A few drinks later and the charm obviously worked as we ended up back at her place and when she stripped off . . . . it was like a fucking forest down there!!!! She even apologised :lol:

 

Is that shit I smell?

 

Nee need to lie about past conquests :D

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