Renton 21998 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Reminds me, a couple of years ago I went to a Chinese restaurant near the castle and the waitress brought the wrong order. When I complained she started crying - pretty awkward situation, I got the impression she was an abused immigrant. I ended up just paying for it. Probably thought you were Ramsay lining up some more kitchen nightmares tbf. Had visions of having to watch you stripped to the waist getting into your chef clobber and calling her gaffer "big boy". It'd bring tears to anyone's eyes. Where the fuck did this Ramsay stuff come from again as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 FACKYOO GODDON LAMSAY! Can't remember, alex or sammy I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Mr Assilleekunt has been living up to his name regarding me lately. Who were you again previously Mr Kunt? No one off here, used to post on N-O. The level of discourse there is frightful, I stumbled upon this place which contains intellectual behemoths like Kevin and thought I'd join. Reminds me, a couple of years ago I went to a Chinese restaurant near the castle and the waitress brought the wrong order. When I complained she started crying Did you smash the dish across her face and berate her in fluent Cantonese because the egg fried rice wasn't room temperature? Or was she just a drama queen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 If you're looking for something a little more high class I can reccomend Shearer's Bar "I'd check out the Maison Bleu" "The place is trendily shabby" "The venison (ask for it rare) was out of this world when I last went." How's that stained glass window doing Renton? Have you tried Bonjour Allotet? I hear the shrimp's feet are extrordinarily delightful, even if the presentation has somewhat of an isouciant air about it, and the clientele are somewhat obstreperous in their manner. The triple figure bills are but a pittance to me however. It's good value as it happens (20 quid for 3 courses iirc), and the rare venision is ace - one of the best thing I've ever eaten - hence the descriptive flourish. What exactly is the problem with that? Because I described it as trendily shabby? Ok, shabby then. Pretentious? Moi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21998 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Fucking hell, all at it now. Am I the new Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Fucking hell, all at it now. Am I the new Fish? Don't flatter yourself dahhhhling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Reminds me, a couple of years ago I went to a Chinese restaurant near the castle and the waitress brought the wrong order. When I complained she started crying - pretty awkward situation, I got the impression she was an abused immigrant. I ended up just paying for it. Probably thought you were Ramsay lining up some more kitchen nightmares tbf. Had visions of having to watch you stripped to the waist getting into your chef clobber and calling her gaffer "big boy". It'd bring tears to anyone's eyes. Where the fuck did this Ramsay stuff come from again as well? How you can even ask that, man you're the fucking spitting double of him. Michelin Stars in their Eyes stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Just burst out laughing whilst on a teleconference and not on mute then immediately muted it. Cue, 'you ok Adam?' still muted 'I thnk he just died of boredom'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 My grandma is getting married tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 My grandma is getting married tomorrow. Fair play to her, we knew it wouldn't last forever, just glad she has found someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 My grandma is getting married tomorrow. That's class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 My grandma is getting married tomorrow. haha were you on the stag night with a bunch of 70 year old blokes in nuns outfits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Jonny, has your granny been pricing up iPads recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Had a job interview at M&S today and nailed it, I start next wednesday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Had a job interview at M&S today and nailed it, I start next wednesday! Nice one mate. This is not just a job, this is an M&S job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Had a job interview at M&S today and nailed it, I start next wednesday! Nice one mate. This is not just a job, this is an M&S job. Shame Brock never lived up here. He could have had the privilege of working with the one and only Magma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Had a job interview at M&S today and nailed it, I start next wednesday! Too bad it's not up here, you'd be working with Magma if so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 i wonder how many people he's magma'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Aye, that is a bit of a shame. I tried to wangle working in the lingerie section during the interview, but they were having none of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I went to a club and got fuhked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 I went to a club and got fuhked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Do them guys stand in the toilets of every club asking for money because he gave you a tissue ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I went to a club and got fuhked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43067 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Do them guys stand in the toilets of every club asking for money because he gave you a reach around ? Only in some Sweety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Thanks for all the recommendations. We had dinner in the Dome. Lush burger, not great chips, lovely place. We were staying near Dalkeith and couldn't be harrassed going back into the city to try any others. We we had our tea at the Sun Inn. 2010 Gastropub of the year.... http://www.thesuninnedinburgh.co.uk/index.php It was absolutley heaving in there....but it was excellent. Well worth putting up with the crowds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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