Things that shout "I'm middle class"

[donaldstott 0]

The missus has arranged to get not one but two cleaners in from next week.

 

Lazy bint!

 

We now have staff, that's middle class!!

[Monkeys Fist 43229]

My nipper has just started nursery and there is a kid there called…

…Aragorn.

I shit you not.

Poor bastard has 2 younger siblings , (Gimli and Smeagol I'll guess??)

 

Giving your kids daft names - middle class.

Edited September 15, 2010 by Monkeys Fist

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

People that wash their hands in pub bogs after they've had a piss.

[donaldstott 0]

People that wash their hands in pub bogs after they've had a piss.

 

[Monkeys Fist 43229]

My nipper has just started nursery and there is a kid there called…

…Aragorn.

I shit you not.

Poor bastard has 2 younger siblings , Gimli and Smeagol??

 

Giving your kids daft names - middle class.

 

you've got to be kidding.

 

The missus has arranged to get not one but two cleaners in from next week.

 

Lazy bint!

 

We now have staff, that's middle class!!

 

that's not middle class that's just lazy no harm, does she tidy up before the cleaners come round? cause that's what daft people i know do

Aragorn is the poor buggers name.

Not sure about the other two, but I'll bet it's not Bill or Ben.

[donaldstott 0]

does she tidy up before the cleaners come round? cause that's what daft people i know do

 

They don't start until next week.

 

My mother hoovers before the cleaner arrives. Weird.

[sammynb 3528]

People that wash their hands in pub bogs after they've had a piss.

 

 

unless you're smo (where has he gone?) or George Michael it's likely there's more germs on the taps than on the cock you've just handled.

[donaldstott 0]

The name thing is North London personified.

 

They're all called Rupert, Daisy (insert onomatopoeic middle name) or Moonpig.

[ChezGiven 0]

I've got a Portuguese cleaner and a Belgian day nurse for the baby (who starts in November). The only thing i do before the cleaner comes is put the weed away. Its going to be just under a grand a month for the two of them but i claim 20ish% tax back against it. Am bourgeosie though, not middle class.

 

Nothing compared to mate in England who just bought a house that was on the market for 25m for 9m. He's just advertised for a gardener, 50k a year!!!

[sammynb 3528]

I've got a Portuguese cleaner and a Belgian day nurse for the baby (who starts in November). The only thing i do before the cleaner comes is put the weed away. Its going to be just under a grand a month for the two of them but i claim 20ish% tax back against it. Am bourgeosie though, not middle class.

 

Nothing compared to mate in England who just bought a house that was on the market for 25m for 9m. He's just advertised for a gardener, 50k a year!!!

 

You got his email?

And for the grand a month does the day nurse breast feed you as well?

[manc-mag 1]

I've got a Portuguese cleaner and a Belgian day nurse for the baby (who starts in November). The only thing i do before the cleaner comes is put the weed away. Its going to be just under a grand a month for the two of them but i claim 20ish% tax back against it. Am bourgeosie though, not middle class.

 

Nothing compared to mate in England who just bought a house that was on the market for 25m for 9m. He's just advertised for a gardener, 50k a year!!!

 

Who is your mate, Chez...?

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

Kevin. He's been doing overtime at maccy d's saved up shitloads.

[Gemmill 46199]

I've got a cleaner. And I tidy up before she comes. Having a cleaner is mint tbh.

[donaldstott 0]

The missus works for a family who have contracts with 12 staff inc PA, gardener, landscape gardener, handy man, nanny, swimming pool cleaner, internal decorator, two cleaners and a women who does the ironing.

 

That's no longer middle class...

[ChezGiven 0]

I've got a Portuguese cleaner and a Belgian day nurse for the baby (who starts in November). The only thing i do before the cleaner comes is put the weed away. Its going to be just under a grand a month for the two of them but i claim 20ish% tax back against it. Am bourgeosie though, not middle class.

 

Nothing compared to mate in England who just bought a house that was on the market for 25m for 9m. He's just advertised for a gardener, 50k a year!!!

 

You got his email?

And for the grand a month does the day nurse breast feed you as well?

 

9 hours a day, 20 days a month is only a 5-a an hour. Minimum wages and all that. The cleaner does 10 hours a month for 120!!

 

If someone wants my mate's contact details, pm me and i will send you his profile page on his company's website.

 

"Y'areet mate, chez off toontastic says you might be wanting a gardener" will get your foot in the door (well in the garden shed to be excact)

[manc-mag 1]

I've got a Portuguese cleaner and a Belgian day nurse for the baby (who starts in November). The only thing i do before the cleaner comes is put the weed away. Its going to be just under a grand a month for the two of them but i claim 20ish% tax back against it. Am bourgeosie though, not middle class.

 

Nothing compared to mate in England who just bought a house that was on the market for 25m for 9m. He's just advertised for a gardener, 50k a year!!!

 

You got his email?

And for the grand a month does the day nurse breast feed you as well?

 

9 hours a day, 20 days a month is only a 5-a an hour. Minimum wages and all that. The cleaner does 10 hours a month for 120!!

 

If someone wants my mate's contact details, pm me and i will send you his profile page on his company's website.

 

"Y'areet mate, chez off toontastic says you might be wanting a gardener" will get your foot in the door (well in the garden shed to be excact)

 

I'm not after the gardening job you cheeky cunt, I just wondered if I knew (of) him via a friend and it was the same person.

 

Chez getting very elitest since engaging the services of a nanny tbh.

[Renton 22054]

I've got a Portuguese cleaner and a Belgian day nurse for the baby (who starts in November). The only thing i do before the cleaner comes is put the weed away. Its going to be just under a grand a month for the two of them but i claim 20ish% tax back against it. Am bourgeosie though, not middle class.

 

Nothing compared to mate in England who just bought a house that was on the market for 25m for 9m. He's just advertised for a gardener, 50k a year!!!

 

You got his email?

And for the grand a month does the day nurse breast feed you as well?

 

9 hours a day, 20 days a month is only a 5-a an hour. Minimum wages and all that. The cleaner does 10 hours a month for 120!!

 

If someone wants my mate's contact details, pm me and i will send you his profile page on his company's website.

 

"Y'areet mate, chez off toontastic says you might be wanting a gardener" will get your foot in the door (well in the garden shed to be excact)

 

I'm not after the gardening job you cheeky cunt, I just wondered if I knew (of) him via a friend and it was the same person.

 

Chez getting very elitest since engaging the services of a nanny tbh.

 

He's also got very shit at maths by the looks of it.

 

I don't even have a cleaner.

[ChezGiven 0]

I've got a Portuguese cleaner and a Belgian day nurse for the baby (who starts in November). The only thing i do before the cleaner comes is put the weed away. Its going to be just under a grand a month for the two of them but i claim 20ish% tax back against it. Am bourgeosie though, not middle class.

 

Nothing compared to mate in England who just bought a house that was on the market for 25m for 9m. He's just advertised for a gardener, 50k a year!!!

 

You got his email?

And for the grand a month does the day nurse breast feed you as well?

 

9 hours a day, 20 days a month is only a 5-a an hour. Minimum wages and all that. The cleaner does 10 hours a month for 120!!

 

If someone wants my mate's contact details, pm me and i will send you his profile page on his company's website.

 

"Y'areet mate, chez off toontastic says you might be wanting a gardener" will get your foot in the door (well in the garden shed to be excact)

 

I'm not after the gardening job you cheeky cunt, I just wondered if I knew (of) him via a friend and it was the same person.

 

Chez getting very elitest since engaging the services of a nanny tbh.

 

He's based in London, was at uni with him but he's not a north-easterner. Canny lad though, gans mental on the persians in the wrong way, always had an eye for a good deal, whether legit or not.

 

I was replying to Sammy anyway

[manc-mag 1]

I've got a Portuguese cleaner and a Belgian day nurse for the baby (who starts in November). The only thing i do before the cleaner comes is put the weed away. Its going to be just under a grand a month for the two of them but i claim 20ish% tax back against it. Am bourgeosie though, not middle class.

 

Nothing compared to mate in England who just bought a house that was on the market for 25m for 9m. He's just advertised for a gardener, 50k a year!!!

 

You got his email?

And for the grand a month does the day nurse breast feed you as well?

 

9 hours a day, 20 days a month is only a 5-a an hour. Minimum wages and all that. The cleaner does 10 hours a month for 120!!

 

If someone wants my mate's contact details, pm me and i will send you his profile page on his company's website.

 

"Y'areet mate, chez off toontastic says you might be wanting a gardener" will get your foot in the door (well in the garden shed to be excact)

 

I'm not after the gardening job you cheeky cunt, I just wondered if I knew (of) him via a friend and it was the same person.

 

Chez getting very elitest since engaging the services of a nanny tbh.

 

He's based in London, was at uni with him but he's not a north-easterner. Canny lad though, gans mental on the persians in the wrong way, always had an eye for a good deal, whether legit or not.

 

I was replying to Sammy anyway

 

Ah right then think it's probably someone else. The one I was thinking of has his own business but I don't think that's how he's made his money as I think his family were minted anyway. He is in London tho (inevitably) and was in the process of buying a 20-odd million pile (probably next door to Donald Stott).

[donaldstott 0]

Without a hint of irony, I overheard someone in my office on the phone this morning complaining about her experience at Locanda Locatelli.

 

She was less than impressed because the somellier didn't ask what they were eating to pair the wine.

 

That's middle class..

[Guest alex]

I once heard a lass in the Tesco's at Jesmond exclaim "Fucking hell! They've ran out of polenta!"

[Renton 22054]

Sounds like a fair amount of people on here have transcended middle class to me.

[Meenzer 15742]

I once heard a lass in the Tesco's at Jesmond exclaim "Fucking hell! They've ran out of polenta!"

 

The other week a lass in the Tesco's near me ended an argument with a friend - successfully - by pulling a sour face and shrieking "Is it?".

 

They like to think they're middle-class around here, but...

[manc-mag 1]

Sounds like a fair amount of people on here have transcended middle class to me.

 

Made any more stained glass windows recently, btw?

[Renton 22054]

Sounds like a fair amount of people on here have transcended middle class to me.

 

Made any more stained glass windows recently, btw?

 

Fuck off you cunt.

 

Middle class enough for you?