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On a day like today, I'm a fuckin four. Utterly hungover, I've had 3 pints in the club to turn me roond, and am still fucked, patches under me eyes like Dev Alahan. When I turn oot on a good day I can get up to 7.5 I reckon.

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On a day like today, I'm a fuckin four. Utterly hungover, I've had 3 pints in the club to turn me roond, and am still fucked, patches under me eyes. When I turn oot on a good day I can get up to 7.5 I reckon.

 

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Much like The Queen, who thinks Great Britain smells of fresh paint, it wasn't until marriage that I realised my entry into a room wasn't automatically met with the silky whoosh of knickers hitting the floor.

 

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8/10 as a standard , with a little effort I'd say a Nigel Tufnel style Eleven.

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Your blood is boiling inside B)

 

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Great comeback, I'm fucking devastated. :D

 

That isn't the full comeback. If you want the rest you need to go wipe it off your wifes chin.

Dream on virgin boy, dream on.

 

B)

 

I think you should just stop, you're getting destroyed here and you know it.

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