LeazesMag 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 the qur'an. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 You use smilies like Del Boy speaks french. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 the qur'an. Â Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dont think Id ever have a reason to burn a book. Â But, if I was going to recycle one, prob some shite from when I used to be in a book club and had to order x amount per month. Maybe this one from the 80's that shows the world in maps based on all sorts of stuff from GDP to oil to population to nuclear power to rainfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 More to the point, why stop at books when you could fry all religious fanatics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 the qur'an. Â Why? Â Because I'm fuckin' off my rocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Â The ream upon ream of absolute bullshit arguments you have with ASM. Doubt we'd have the polar ice caps left by the time we'd finshed though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11324 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Anything by Dan Brown is a good shout tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dont think Id ever have a reason to burn a book. But, if I was going to recycle one, prob some shite from when I used to be in a book club and had to order x amount per month. Maybe this one from the 80's that shows the world in maps based on all sorts of stuff from GDP to oil to population to nuclear power to rainfall.   this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17122 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 The Haynes manual for the Ford Escort circa 1978 Â Thought I'd save fortune when the head gasket went.....instead I never drove my first car ever again...lulled into a falsse sense of proficency by the "in depth" diagrams of the engine block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 (edited) Any modern autobiography of a footballer, absolutely worthless. Shearer must have over 10 books out. Gazza's contained one amusing anecdote about filling a mince-pie with cat shit, microwaving it and getting jimmy five-bellies to eat it. He never mentioned Raoul Moat once, I thought they were best mates back in the day. Edited September 10, 2010 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21373 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dont think Id ever have a reason to burn a book. But, if I was going to recycle one, prob some shite from when I used to be in a book club and had to order x amount per month. Maybe this one from the 80's that shows the world in maps based on all sorts of stuff from GDP to oil to population to nuclear power to rainfall.  Don't know if its the autist in me but I loved Atlases with those graphs in, could stare at them for hours as a kid. Now I play with interactive graphs on the internet instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 (edited) Any modern autobiography of a footballer, absolutely worthless. Shearer must have over 10 books out. Gazza's contained one amusing anecdote about filling a mince-pie with cat shit, microwaving it and getting jimmy five-bellies to eat it. He never mentioned Raoul Moat once, I thought they were best mates back in the day. Â good shout. Â And the best football book you have ever read is ...... ? Â http://www.amazon.co.uk/Clough-Taylor-Peter/dp/0283986670 Â Â of which I have a copy Edited September 10, 2010 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http...tx=82&ty=92 Â I'd burn this, it's a load of crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 Any modern autobiography of a footballer, absolutely worthless. Shearer must have over 10 books out. Gazza's contained one amusing anecdote about filling a mince-pie with cat shit, microwaving it and getting jimmy five-bellies to eat it. He never mentioned Raoul Moat once, I thought they were best mates back in the day.  good shout.  And the best football book you have ever read is ...... ?  http://www.amazon.co.uk/Clough-Taylor-Peter/dp/0283986670   of which I have a copy   Paul McGraths Biography is a great read, i'd highly highly recommend it  photo ? I might have read it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I went to primary school with his son for two years, nice kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 Any modern autobiography of a footballer, absolutely worthless. Shearer must have over 10 books out. Gazza's contained one amusing anecdote about filling a mince-pie with cat shit, microwaving it and getting jimmy five-bellies to eat it. He never mentioned Raoul Moat once, I thought they were best mates back in the day.  good shout.  And the best football book you have ever read is ...... ?  http://www.amazon.co.uk/Clough-Taylor-Peter/dp/0283986670   of which I have a copy   Paul McGraths Biography is a great read, i'd highly highly recommend it  photo ? I might have read it...   biography's are what i tend to read most, and this was easily one of the best.  no I haven't read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Harry Potter, I despise the whole franchise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3854 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Harry Potter, I despise the whole franchise  Every book written by Dan Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 The shite you've posted over the years (let's say two), Leazes, putting it in paperback form I would burn 1/4 of it and the rest I would give to the population of the world to allow them to use it as toilet paper. Bog roll would not be required to be manufactured for at least a decade. Tree huggers would adore you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 The shite you've posted over the years (let's say two), Leazes, putting it in paperback form I would burn 1/4 of it and the rest I would give to the population of the world to allow them to use it as toilet paper. Bog roll would not be required to be manufactured for at least a decade. Tree huggers would adore you. Â I see "Ken". What sort of shite would that be then ? Qualify any reply you might make with important things such as League positions, european qualifications including playing in the Champions League and attracting top footballers to the club who were of the calibre needed to do it ? Â I remember that I asked you who you were on Newcastle Online once, are you too shy to tell us or is it a big secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 what are the odds that "Ken" will either disapear or not qualify his remarks with the relevant details I've asked him for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I burned my maths textbook when I had finished my GCSEs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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