If you were going to burn a book, what would it be

[LeazesMag 0]

[Kevin 1]

the qur'an.

[Wavey Davey 0]

You use smilies like Del Boy speaks french.

[JawD 99]

the qur'an.

 

Why?

[JawD 99]

Dont think Id ever have a reason to burn a book.

 

But, if I was going to recycle one, prob some shite from when I used to be in a book club and had to order x amount per month. Maybe this one from the 80's that shows the world in maps based on all sorts of stuff from GDP to oil to population to nuclear power to rainfall.

[TheMoog 0]

More to the point, why stop at books when you could fry all religious fanatics

[Kevin 1]

the qur'an.

 

Why?

 

Because I'm fuckin' off my rocker.

[shackbleep 0]

 

The ream upon ream of absolute bullshit arguments you have with ASM. Doubt we'd have the polar ice caps left by the time we'd finshed though...

[Sonatine 11443]

Anything by Dan Brown is a good shout tbf

[tooner 243]

Dont think Id ever have a reason to burn a book.

 

But, if I was going to recycle one, prob some shite from when I used to be in a book club and had to order x amount per month. Maybe this one from the 80's that shows the world in maps based on all sorts of stuff from GDP to oil to population to nuclear power to rainfall.

 

 

this....

[PaddockLad 17339]

The Haynes manual for the Ford Escort circa 1978

 

Thought I'd save fortune when the head gasket went.....instead I never drove my first car ever again...lulled into a falsse sense of proficency by the "in depth" diagrams of the engine block

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

Any modern autobiography of a footballer, absolutely worthless. Shearer must have over 10 books out. Gazza's contained one amusing anecdote about filling a mince-pie with cat shit, microwaving it and getting jimmy five-bellies to eat it. He never mentioned Raoul Moat once, I thought they were best mates back in the day.

Edited September 10, 2010 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt

[Renton 21732]

Dont think Id ever have a reason to burn a book.

 

But, if I was going to recycle one, prob some shite from when I used to be in a book club and had to order x amount per month. Maybe this one from the 80's that shows the world in maps based on all sorts of stuff from GDP to oil to population to nuclear power to rainfall.

 

Don't know if its the autist in me but I loved Atlases with those graphs in, could stare at them for hours as a kid. Now I play with interactive graphs on the internet instead.

[LeazesMag 0]

Any modern autobiography of a footballer, absolutely worthless. Shearer must have over 10 books out. Gazza's contained one amusing anecdote about filling a mince-pie with cat shit, microwaving it and getting jimmy five-bellies to eat it. He never mentioned Raoul Moat once, I thought they were best mates back in the day.

 

good shout.

 

And the best football book you have ever read is ...... ?

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Clough-Taylor-Peter/dp/0283986670

 

 

of which I have a copy

Edited September 10, 2010 by LeazesMag

[LeazesMag 0]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http...tx=82&ty=92

 

I'd burn this, it's a load of crap

[LeazesMag 0]

Any modern autobiography of a footballer, absolutely worthless. Shearer must have over 10 books out. Gazza's contained one amusing anecdote about filling a mince-pie with cat shit, microwaving it and getting jimmy five-bellies to eat it. He never mentioned Raoul Moat once, I thought they were best mates back in the day.

 

good shout.

 

And the best football book you have ever read is ...... ?

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Clough-Taylor-Peter/dp/0283986670

 

 

of which I have a copy

 

 

Paul McGraths Biography is a great read, i'd highly highly recommend it

 

photo ? I might have read it...

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

I went to primary school with his son for two years, nice kid.

[LeazesMag 0]

Any modern autobiography of a footballer, absolutely worthless. Shearer must have over 10 books out. Gazza's contained one amusing anecdote about filling a mince-pie with cat shit, microwaving it and getting jimmy five-bellies to eat it. He never mentioned Raoul Moat once, I thought they were best mates back in the day.

 

good shout.

 

And the best football book you have ever read is ...... ?

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Clough-Taylor-Peter/dp/0283986670

 

 

of which I have a copy

 

 

Paul McGraths Biography is a great read, i'd highly highly recommend it

 

photo ? I might have read it...

 

 

biography's are what i tend to read most, and this was easily one of the best.

 

no I haven't read that.

[Happy Face 29]

[TicTacWoe 0]

Harry Potter, I despise the whole franchise

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3922]

Harry Potter, I despise the whole franchise

 

Every book written by Dan Brown.

[Ken 119]

The shite you've posted over the years (let's say two), Leazes, putting it in paperback form I would burn 1/4 of it and the rest I would give to the population of the world to allow them to use it as toilet paper. Bog roll would not be required to be manufactured for at least a decade. Tree huggers would adore you.

[LeazesMag 0]

The shite you've posted over the years (let's say two), Leazes, putting it in paperback form I would burn 1/4 of it and the rest I would give to the population of the world to allow them to use it as toilet paper. Bog roll would not be required to be manufactured for at least a decade. Tree huggers would adore you.

 

I see "Ken". What sort of shite would that be then ? Qualify any reply you might make with important things such as League positions, european qualifications including playing in the Champions League and attracting top footballers to the club who were of the calibre needed to do it ?

 

I remember that I asked you who you were on Newcastle Online once, are you too shy to tell us or is it a big secret

[LeazesMag 0]

what are the odds that "Ken" will either disapear or not qualify his remarks with the relevant details I've asked him for

[Brock Manson 0]

I burned my maths textbook when I had finished my GCSEs.