manc-mag 1 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. If you're a dense lass, reasonably good looking you're going to want to be witha footballer. They are fit athletes, obscenely rich so their futures would be secure, and it gives them an all together different profile, even fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations. That Jennifer Ellison is another one. In fact I think 'granny face' has been mentioned in reference to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations. That Jennifer Ellison is another one. In fact I think 'granny face' has been mentioned in reference to her. I know where you're coming from, and Kerry Katona is another one even though technically not a dipper. Just think Colleen has a fresh innocence about her. They never even shagged till she was 19 iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. Nowt beats Peroncel for that. Walking round like she'd just had a gobful of chilli jizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. Nowt beats Peroncel for that. Walking round like she'd just had a gobful of chilli jizz. Gargling with it in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30167 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations. That Jennifer Ellison is another one. In fact I think 'granny face' has been mentioned in reference to her. I know where you're coming from, and Kerry Katona is another one even though technically not a dipper. Just think Colleen has a fresh innocence about her. They never even shagged till she was 19 iirc. Have you been reading her autobiography? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 My lass came out with the age old comment of "If he wasn't famous, no-one would look twice at Rooney". When I pointed out that each time he's strayed he's gone with a prostitute her response was "I rest my case, all that fame and still he has to pay for it!" She has a point I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations. That Jennifer Ellison is another one. In fact I think 'granny face' has been mentioned in reference to her. I know where you're coming from, and Kerry Katona is another one even though technically not a dipper. Just think Colleen has a fresh innocence about her. They never even shagged till she was 19 iirc. Have you been reading her autobiography? Stevie man, these are not normal comments from you. All dewy eyed as you're typing about her innocence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's a 100 percenter man, you've got to love that. Proper man's man but soft as shite when it comes to a nice lass. Fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 I'm going to put money on Pearce being the next England boss. Underwhelming but it fits in with his position and why he's still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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