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Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about.

 

Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh.

 

Aye, true enough.

 

As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh.

 

To borrow a phrase.

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Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about.

 

Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh.

 

Aye, true enough.

 

As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh.

 

To borrow a phrase.

That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations.

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Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about.

 

Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh.

If you're a dense lass, reasonably good looking you're going to want to be witha footballer. They are fit athletes, obscenely rich so their futures would be secure, and it gives them an all together different profile, even fame.

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Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about.

 

Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh.

 

Aye, true enough.

 

As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh.

 

To borrow a phrase.

That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations.

 

That Jennifer Ellison is another one. In fact I think 'granny face' has been mentioned in reference to her.

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Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about.

 

Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh.

 

Aye, true enough.

 

As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh.

 

To borrow a phrase.

That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations.

 

That Jennifer Ellison is another one. In fact I think 'granny face' has been mentioned in reference to her.

I know where you're coming from, and Kerry Katona is another one even though technically not a dipper. Just think Colleen has a fresh innocence about her. They never even shagged till she was 19 iirc.

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Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about.

 

Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh.

 

Aye, true enough.

 

As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh.

 

To borrow a phrase.

 

Nowt beats Peroncel for that. Walking round like she'd just had a gobful of chilli jizz.

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Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about.

 

Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh.

 

Aye, true enough.

 

As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh.

 

To borrow a phrase.

 

Nowt beats Peroncel for that. Walking round like she'd just had a gobful of chilli jizz.

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Gargling with it in this one.

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Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about.

 

Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh.

 

Aye, true enough.

 

As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh.

 

To borrow a phrase.

That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations.

 

That Jennifer Ellison is another one. In fact I think 'granny face' has been mentioned in reference to her.

I know where you're coming from, and Kerry Katona is another one even though technically not a dipper. Just think Colleen has a fresh innocence about her. They never even shagged till she was 19 iirc.

 

Have you been reading her autobiography? ;)

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My lass came out with the age old comment of "If he wasn't famous, no-one would look twice at Rooney".

 

When I pointed out that each time he's strayed he's gone with a prostitute her response was "I rest my case, all that fame and still he has to pay for it!"

 

She has a point I guess ;)

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Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about.

 

Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh.

 

Aye, true enough.

 

As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh.

 

To borrow a phrase.

That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations.

 

That Jennifer Ellison is another one. In fact I think 'granny face' has been mentioned in reference to her.

I know where you're coming from, and Kerry Katona is another one even though technically not a dipper. Just think Colleen has a fresh innocence about her. They never even shagged till she was 19 iirc.

 

Have you been reading her autobiography? ;)

 

:) Stevie man, these are not normal comments from you. All dewy eyed as you're typing about her innocence.

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