Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 She's so pretty she doesn't look right with Rooney anyway. They say that people only find true happiness when they're with the person who is exactly at their level looks wise, because if the person you're with is much better looking than you, you'd constantly worry about them doing one. Rooney should give Fizz a ring off corrie imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 No doubt Coleen will be seen in all the poshest shops with a new credit card very soon. Worked last time. As for the hooker, she is not bad looking, but not worth £1000 a go judging by the pictures. Better than ropey old gran nicked from a Trisha show anyway. The Russian and Eastern Euro girls in hamburg look like supermodels 100e for 2 hours. She looks a little jaded for 1000 a night imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 No doubt Coleen will be seen in all the poshest shops with a new credit card very soon. Worked last time. As for the hooker, she is not bad looking, but not worth £1000 a go judging by the pictures. Better than ropey old gran nicked from a Trisha show anyway. I'd disagree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 She has a face like an alcoholic arguing with a tramp outside a chip shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloopJohn 0 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Hmm not sure how well "The WOGS" would go down Maybe why he had to get a hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 She has a face like an alcoholic arguing with a tramp outside a chip shop. never a good look that one. pretty average, at best. what was he thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 We'll win tonight 2-0 or 3-0 I've got no doubt we'll qualify easily. These aren't the game you need mental strength, the games you need mental strength, and tactical astutness are against you Argies, you krauts, and your Spain's. You need unity, we don't have it, fuckin nothing has changed since the World Cup, Capello's pig headedness, and in my opinion lack of self motivation will mean we'll stagnate for at least 4-6 years, but I don't subscribe to the assertion we have no good 16-18 year olds at all. Wilshere could be the best player in the world imo, you watch it 2 or 3 years time. For the moment though nothings changed and his indecisiveness re Beckham tells you every thing about Capello at the minute. Two very good performances so far, and nothings changed in my mind, we'll bottle it against equivalent or superior opposition when it counts. It's a bad cycle we're in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 The new bird "Helen" who's involved with this Rooney story. I'm not being picky but neither of them are that nice are they. I bet nearly everyone on this board has had better at some point in their life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Bigger fool Rooney tbh. £1200 to shag an ugly lass with a nice body. There's plenty of fit lasses willing to fuck rich ugly blokes for free! I'm sure he thought this way would be more private but fat lot of good that did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 About the equivalent of 10p to him though. I couldn't give a fuck but what I do find strange is so many of them seem to get married and have kids so young when they're clearly nowhere near ready to be settling down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15347 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Canny enough piece: http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-spor...nd-footballers/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 (edited) I struggle to feel sympathy tbh. Yeah they get lots of offers, but the simple fact is if you don't want it then don't accept it. The blokes I know who are married with kids don't frequent nightclubs every weekend, don't go and splash the cash in casino's etc and put themselves in that position. Effectively living a single life. For every twat like Rooney/Dyer/Ricketts there are nice blokes Owen/Andy O'Brien/Aaron Hughes etc. All have been young millionaires and could have shagged owt that moved but they obviously had some morals/common sense. Personally speaking, a slag willing to shag me for my money/hiding in my hotel bog is about as big a turn off as you can get. edit - Ricketts is currently playing for a team in the Moldovan league Managed to get relegated in the Hungarian league last season. I bet lasses are falling over themselves to get with him like! Edited September 8, 2010 by Kid Dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I think Owen's a wanker, he just happens to be boring as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6457 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Well, I thought Peter Crouch wouldn't do anything like this - until last week. It must be pretty hard to turn down though, when you have stunning birds chucking themselves at you at every minute of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Well, I thought Peter Crouch wouldn't do anything like this - until last week. It must be pretty hard to turn down though, when you have stunning birds chucking themselves at you at every minute of the day. So whats the excuse when you pay an ugly girl for it like those 2 did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6457 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Well, I thought Peter Crouch wouldn't do anything like this - until last week. It must be pretty hard to turn down though, when you have stunning birds chucking themselves at you at every minute of the day. So whats the excuse when you pay an ugly girl for it like those 2 did? I was speaking generally. I've heard on the rumour mill that Rio Ferdinand has an open relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Not defending Rooney in anyway, because obviously he's a married man and Collen seems a pleasant enough lass, but if he's paying £1200 for a hooker, he's not just paying for the sex. He's paying for discretion and professionalism too. If she's ran to the papers he might as well have carried on going to the 'massage parlours' where he used to meet his senior citizen friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30167 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Not defending Rooney in anyway, because obviously he's a married man and Collen seems a pleasant enough lass, but if he's paying £1200 for a hooker, he's not just paying for the sex. He's paying for discretion and professionalism too. If she's ran to the papers he might as well have carried on going to the 'massage parlours' where he used to meet his senior citizen friends. Aye, he should put a complaint in with her pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Not defending Rooney in anyway, because obviously he's a married man and Collen seems a pleasant enough lass, but if he's paying £1200 for a hooker, he's not just paying for the sex. He's paying for discretion and professionalism too. If she's ran to the papers he might as well have carried on going to the 'massage parlours' where he used to meet his senior citizen friends. Aye, he should put a complaint in with her pimp. Exactly, there should be some form of regularity body. Ofpros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Not defending Rooney in anyway, because obviously he's a married man and Collen seems a pleasant enough lass, but if he's paying £1200 for a hooker, he's not just paying for the sex. He's paying for discretion and professionalism too. If she's ran to the papers he might as well have carried on going to the 'massage parlours' where he used to meet his senior citizen friends. The disappointing thing for me is I was starting to believe Rooney was a good lad, but he's a wanker. Fuck me is he so thick he didn't realise that he was dicing with death. Literally the world at his feet, without overstating it he's probably one of the 20 most recognisable people in the world, playing for arguably the greatest club in the world, many would say the nations best player, and he does this to his doting wife, risking it all for a few bumps and a squirt. Many, many women are snakes with tits, and what does he expect from a prostitute, thankfully they're not all like that, and when you find a good one you do everything you can to make them happy, but not him. A lot of people are losing faith in England's national team, not just because we're total underachievers and always let the fans down, because the players are cunts. John Terry, Ashley Cole the list is endless. They're a bunch of wankers in the main, in 1990 these type of stories didn't come out, we had people who were so proud to wear the shirt like Beardsley and Terry Butcher, good blokes earning £3,000 a week, without being spoilt now you have thick unenthical wanks who end up on 100k a week at 21, and think they're untouchable. I know a girl from Horden who knows Adam Johnson well, apparently he was in a club round that Durham shithole, got in to four different women in one night promising them the earth then he'd see someone better looking move on to them, leaving lasses upset, then his girlfriend turned up and he said he's going home with someone else. That sums up their morals they're all wanks, I have no sympathy for Rooney at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Not defending Rooney in anyway, because obviously he's a married man and Collen seems a pleasant enough lass, but if he's paying £1200 for a hooker, he's not just paying for the sex. He's paying for discretion and professionalism too. If she's ran to the papers he might as well have carried on going to the 'massage parlours' where he used to meet his senior citizen friends. The disappointing thing for me is I was starting to believe Rooney was a good lad, but he's a wanker. Fuck me is he so thick he didn't realise that he was dicing with death. Literally the world at his feet, without overstating it he's probably one of the 20 most recognisable people in the world, playing for arguably the greatest club in the world, many would say the nations best player, and he does this to his doting wife, risking it all for a few bumps and a squirt. Many, many women are snakes with tits, and what does he expect from a prostitute, thankfully they're not all like that, and when you find a good one you do everything you can to make them happy, but not him. A lot of people are losing faith in England's national team, not just because we're total underachievers and always let the fans down, because the players are cunts. John Terry, Ashley Cole the list is endless. They're a bunch of wankers in the main, in 1990 these type of stories didn't come out, we had people who were so proud to wear the shirt like Beardsley and Terry Butcher, good blokes earning £3,000 a week, without being spoilt now you have thick unenthical wanks who end up on 100k a week at 21, and think they're untouchable. I know a girl from Horden who knows Adam Johnson well, apparently he was in a club round that Durham shithole, got in to four different women in one night promising them the earth then he'd see someone better looking move on to them, leaving lasses upset, then his girlfriend turned up and he said he's going home with someone else. That sums up their morals they're all wanks, I have no sympathy for Rooney at all. Stevie = Marge Proops. (I don't disagree btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Not defending Rooney in anyway, because obviously he's a married man and Collen seems a pleasant enough lass, but if he's paying £1200 for a hooker, he's not just paying for the sex. He's paying for discretion and professionalism too. If she's ran to the papers he might as well have carried on going to the 'massage parlours' where he used to meet his senior citizen friends. The disappointing thing for me is I was starting to believe Rooney was a good lad, but he's a wanker. Fuck me is he so thick he didn't realise that he was dicing with death. Literally the world at his feet, without overstating it he's probably one of the 20 most recognisable people in the world, playing for arguably the greatest club in the world, many would say the nations best player, and he does this to his doting wife, risking it all for a few bumps and a squirt. Many, many women are snakes with tits, and what does he expect from a prostitute, thankfully they're not all like that, and when you find a good one you do everything you can to make them happy, but not him. A lot of people are losing faith in England's national team, not just because we're total underachievers and always let the fans down, because the players are cunts. John Terry, Ashley Cole the list is endless. They're a bunch of wankers in the main, in 1990 these type of stories didn't come out, we had people who were so proud to wear the shirt like Beardsley and Terry Butcher, good blokes earning £3,000 a week, without being spoilt now you have thick unenthical wanks who end up on 100k a week at 21, and think they're untouchable. I know a girl from Horden who knows Adam Johnson well, apparently he was in a club round that Durham shithole, got in to four different women in one night promising them the earth then he'd see someone better looking move on to them, leaving lasses upset, then his girlfriend turned up and he said he's going home with someone else. That sums up their morals they're all wanks, I have no sympathy for Rooney at all. Stevie = Marge Proops. (I don't disagree btw) Women, footballers or hookers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44110 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Stevie's got a thing for Colleen. Always going on about how pretty she is and now fuming about Rooney fucking her about. Not referring to Colleen here, but whilst footballers are wankers, so are lasses that go out to try and land them tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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