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Lazarus and Greg


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Hello, is this the Police?"

"Yes. How can we help?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Lazarus! He is hiding filthy porn inside his firewood pile."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the police raid Laz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they spend hours chopping open every piece of wood, but find no porn.

They swore at Laz and left...

The phone rings at Laz's house:"Hi, Laz! Did the police come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Mate"

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