"Germany does away with itself"

[Park Life 71]

I'm in Berlin next week Parkenstein. Have an agenda that is military in its precision and breakfast is at 6.30 each morning.

 

Fucks sake.

 

"Arebeit mach das frei" as they say.

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

It's basically a country that has no love. The Germans don't love (they are attentive and caring). But that isn't love, there is no love in their eyes, just a kind of electrical destiny, the rise and fall of various pushes against the tide to understand something (themselves). But there is no love, no capacity for it, not enough love RAM or space on the hard drive. The land that love forgot. They have fallen back on liberatin themselves with attention to data, the methodical, numbers, charts, calculators and a whole host of electronic plotting of the surface of their emebedded psyche. They were put here to build things perfectly to supply humanity with things that are marvelous and ingenious, but in amonst all that shuddering and whirring of minds, love is a stranger. It is germane that all thier fairytales are dark and set in the black forest, for you can see the darkness of their souls, the forcefield of their spirit. You can see the thing with the Jews was a meeting and frissionn of two versions of the dark side, like Sith Lords one with the Kaballah magic and the other with Hegellian/Nietzschean/Ubermensch mythos, the clash of two earth forces of times gone by. There is no love here, it's also why they like/encourage the Turks, another bunch of lost, argumentative, insecure souls with a fighting spirit.

I donno like Oz said sex was in its' inphancy on Tyneside after visting a German brothel.

[Park Life 71]

It's basically a country that has no love. The Germans don't love (they are attentive and caring). But that isn't love, there is no love in their eyes, just a kind of electrical destiny, the rise and fall of various pushes against the tide to understand something (themselves). But there is no love, no capacity for it, not enough love RAM or space on the hard drive. The land that love forgot. They have fallen back on liberatin themselves with attention to data, the methodical, numbers, charts, calculators and a whole host of electronic plotting of the surface of their emebedded psyche. They were put here to build things perfectly to supply humanity with things that are marvelous and ingenious, but in amonst all that shuddering and whirring of minds, love is a stranger. It is germane that all thier fairytales are dark and set in the black forest, for you can see the darkness of their souls, the forcefield of their spirit. You can see the thing with the Jews was a meeting and frissionn of two versions of the dark side, like Sith Lords one with the Kaballah magic and the other with Hegellian/Nietzschean/Ubermensch mythos, the clash of two earth forces of times gone by. There is no love here, it's also why they like/encourage the Turks, another bunch of lost, argumentative, insecure souls with a fighting spirit.

I donno like Oz said sex was in its' inphancy on Tyneside after visting a German brothel.

 

[ChezGiven 0]

You didnt like Berlin? Has many sides, the time i met Parky there i went to an immigrant neighbourhood and got my haircut in a flat off 2 fit birds, then had coffee in someone's front room they opended to the public. Normal front door, hall, living room, 4 or 5 strangers and a table with nice coffee. 'Suggested' price less than one euro per cup.

 

Can i just say though, Mrs P sounds lush Strong thighs, broad shoulders? Right up Meenz's autobahn

 

Isegrim needs to come in here and make an invasion joke btw.

[Renton 22015]

You didnt like Berlin? Has many sides, the time i met Parky there i went to an immigrant neighbourhood and got my haircut in a flat off 2 fit birds, then had coffee in someone's front room they opended to the public. Normal front door, hall, living room, 4 or 5 strangers and a table with nice coffee. 'Suggested' price less than one euro per cup.

 

Can i just say though, Mrs P sounds lush Strong thighs, broad shoulders? Right up Meenz's autobahn

 

Isegrim needs to come in here and make an invasion joke btw.

 

Sounds canny. I didn't have anyone to show me around tbf so just did the touristy things over a couple of days, staying in a Marriot in the Zoo region. Probably didn't get the best impression but its no Rome, Barcelona, Paris, or even London I reckon. (Doesn't help that it was bombed to absolute shit in the war like).

[Meenzer 15740]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

[ChezGiven 0]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

[manc-mag 1]

When you do business with then you have to do everything correctly or they call you 10 times a fukin day about the meeerest detail. They don't know how to blag it, they don't know how to make a descision without asking about 12 people or having 5 meetings, they are polite and attentive to the point you want to put a pencil in their eyes. They ask you personal questions withing miuntes of meeting you, no clue about small talk, everything seems like some king of data exchange. I've only met two Germans who I really get on with and that's because they are basically artists ie outcasts.

What's the inlaws like?

 

I really get on with the dad basically cause he's an old skool lefty with a really healthy love of football. Often get free tickets from him to go and watch HSV. I also like him cause he gets on Mrs P's case, every since she let him down by not becoming good enough at hockey (he was there on the sidelines barking orders). She played Bundesliga as a Dm for a couple of years and is pretty much a very high standard skier and swimmer ( I can't ski and fear water). He likes it that Germany imports gas from Russia, he smokes, he comes over and does my diy. He isn't really that German and I can't fifure out why, the only thing I can think of is that he was a social worker. The mother is like all German women - cold, calculating and deadly. Her brother got a bit lippy once and I offerred him out he's been quiet since (steals a lot of trainers and gives me some).

 

 

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

I think it's obvious the war lingers on in Germany in the nations psyche more than any country in the world. I'm of the opinion such a dictatorship and fanatical brainwashing would never happen to the British people. I think it's not in our make up to conform. People are basically saying here, the German ethic and sterile nature is purely as a result of their guilt. Who is to say that German people weren't sheep like robots before the war. I mean most of their wars were massively unjust to start with.

[Renton 22015]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

 

I had to Google that to get it, thought the joke was something to do with pizza.

 

That holocaust museum was pretty boring as well tbh and as for Checkpoint Charlie? Pfffff.

[Renton 22015]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

I think it's obvious the war lingers on in Germany in the nations psyche more than any country in the world. I'm of the opinion such a dictatorship and fanatical brainwashing would never happen to the British people. I think it's not in our make up to conform. People are basically saying here, the German ethic and sterile nature is purely as a result of their guilt. Who is to say that German people weren't sheep like robots before the war. I mean most of their wars were massively unjust to start with.

 

Not sure, the Brits and the Germans are culturally alike in many ways. Who's to say a Hitler type couldn't have siezed power here with similar, inverse, results? Certainly a possibility given some of the stuff on this board.

 

I think the war has affected the Japanese just as much as well, if not more. Obviously the fact that they both became [peaceful] economic powerhouses shortly after the war must be linked. It's a bit like having a 'reformed' paedophile livng next door though, would you really trust him with your kids?

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

I think it's obvious the war lingers on in Germany in the nations psyche more than any country in the world. I'm of the opinion such a dictatorship and fanatical brainwashing would never happen to the British people. I think it's not in our make up to conform. People are basically saying here, the German ethic and sterile nature is purely as a result of their guilt. Who is to say that German people weren't sheep like robots before the war. I mean most of their wars were massively unjust to start with.

 

Not sure, the Brits and the Germans are culturally alike in many ways. Who's to say a Hitler type couldn't have siezed power here with similar, inverse, results? Certainly a possibility given some of the stuff on this board.

 

I think the war has affected the Japanese just as much as well, if not more. Obviously the fact that they both became [peaceful] economic powerhouses shortly after the war must be linked. It's a bit like having a 'reformed' paedophile livng next door though, would you really trust him with your kids?

good analogy.

 

I think the unique class system would've prevented it, there's more tribal inhouse facets to Britain to allow mass brainwashing. There's always been a north south thing for starters without even thinking about the class system which isn't unique to this country but has been clearly defined for centuries.

Edited September 3, 2010 by Tuco Ramirez

[manc-mag 1]

The Germans and the Japs are sexual perverts generally arent they? I think that speaks volumes tbf.

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

The Germans and the Japs are sexual perverts generally arent they? I think that speaks volumes tbf.

I read somewhere the japs prefer to watch cartoon porn than real porn. Imagine that Inspector fuckin Gadget giving it 5 nowt. Wrong uns.

[Gemmill 46093]

Go go gadget cock..........WOWSERS!

[ChezGiven 0]

The Germans and the Japs are sexual perverts generally arent they? I think that speaks volumes tbf.

I read somewhere the japs prefer to watch cartoon porn than real porn. Imagine that Inspector fuckin Gadget giving it 5 nowt. Wrong uns.

 

Did anyone see that BBC3 documentary about that 14 year old lass who became a superstar in Japan because of some dance on youtube. Her Japanese manager was a right shifty fucker who kept saying 'in the west its not right to objectify a 14 year old as a sex object but here in Japan its perfectly normal' Aye ok mate.

[Renton 22015]

The Germans and the Japs are sexual perverts generally arent they? I think that speaks volumes tbf.

I read somewhere the japs prefer to watch cartoon porn than real porn. Imagine that Inspector fuckin Gadget giving it 5 nowt. Wrong uns.

 

Did anyone see that BBC3 documentary about that 14 year old lass who became a superstar in Japan because of some dance on youtube. Her Japanese manager was a right shifty fucker who kept saying 'in the west its not right to objectify a 14 year old as a sex object but here in Japan its perfectly normal' Aye ok mate.

 

Obsessed with school girls aren't they? You can buy soiled school girl knickers in vending machines etc.

 

Getting de ja vu here, think this has been discussed before.

 

I really want to go to Japan btw.

Edited September 3, 2010 by Renton

[LeazesMag 0]

oh well. At least now we know we aren't the only ones with crackpot left wing loonies in our midst

[LeazesMag 0]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

I think it's obvious the war lingers on in Germany in the nations psyche more than any country in the world. I'm of the opinion such a dictatorship and fanatical brainwashing would never happen to the British people. I think it's not in our make up to conform. People are basically saying here, the German ethic and sterile nature is purely as a result of their guilt. Who is to say that German people weren't sheep like robots before the war. I mean most of their wars were massively unjust to start with.

 

Not sure, the Brits and the Germans are culturally alike in many ways. Who's to say a Hitler type couldn't have siezed power here with similar, inverse, results? Certainly a possibility given some of the stuff on this board.

 

I think the war has affected the Japanese just as much as well, if not more. Obviously the fact that they both became [peaceful] economic powerhouses shortly after the war must be linked. It's a bit like having a 'reformed' paedophile livng next door though, would you really trust him with your kids?

 

Very good.

 

There are some on here who do advocate the "done their time so let them go" type attitude, so long as they live next door to someone else of course.

 

Japs were cunts though but it doesn't stop me buying their electrical goods or cars, not this has owt to do with this subject.

[Renton 22015]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

I think it's obvious the war lingers on in Germany in the nations psyche more than any country in the world. I'm of the opinion such a dictatorship and fanatical brainwashing would never happen to the British people. I think it's not in our make up to conform. People are basically saying here, the German ethic and sterile nature is purely as a result of their guilt. Who is to say that German people weren't sheep like robots before the war. I mean most of their wars were massively unjust to start with.

 

Not sure, the Brits and the Germans are culturally alike in many ways. Who's to say a Hitler type couldn't have siezed power here with similar, inverse, results? Certainly a possibility given some of the stuff on this board.

 

I think the war has affected the Japanese just as much as well, if not more. Obviously the fact that they both became [peaceful] economic powerhouses shortly after the war must be linked. It's a bit like having a 'reformed' paedophile livng next door though, would you really trust him with your kids?

 

Very good.

 

There are some on here who do advocate the "done their time so let them go" type attitude, so long as they live next door to someone else of course.

 

Japs were cunts though but it doesn't stop me buying their electrical goods or cars, not this has owt to do with this subject.

 

Actually Major, your last sentence is vaguely related to the subject whilst your first has absolutely nothing to do with it.

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

The Germans and the Japs are sexual perverts generally arent they? I think that speaks volumes tbf.

I read somewhere the japs prefer to watch cartoon porn than real porn. Imagine that Inspector fuckin Gadget giving it 5 nowt. Wrong uns.

 

Did anyone see that BBC3 documentary about that 14 year old lass who became a superstar in Japan because of some dance on youtube. Her Japanese manager was a right shifty fucker who kept saying 'in the west its not right to objectify a 14 year old as a sex object but here in Japan its perfectly normal' Aye ok mate.

Nee wonder there's direct flights from DTV to Tokyo.

[LeazesMag 0]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

I think it's obvious the war lingers on in Germany in the nations psyche more than any country in the world. I'm of the opinion such a dictatorship and fanatical brainwashing would never happen to the British people. I think it's not in our make up to conform. People are basically saying here, the German ethic and sterile nature is purely as a result of their guilt. Who is to say that German people weren't sheep like robots before the war. I mean most of their wars were massively unjust to start with.

 

Not sure, the Brits and the Germans are culturally alike in many ways. Who's to say a Hitler type couldn't have siezed power here with similar, inverse, results? Certainly a possibility given some of the stuff on this board.

 

I think the war has affected the Japanese just as much as well, if not more. Obviously the fact that they both became [peaceful] economic powerhouses shortly after the war must be linked. It's a bit like having a 'reformed' paedophile livng next door though, would you really trust him with your kids?

 

Very good.

 

There are some on here who do advocate the "done their time so let them go" type attitude, so long as they live next door to someone else of course.

 

Japs were cunts though but it doesn't stop me buying their electrical goods or cars, not this has owt to do with this subject.

 

Actually Major, your last sentence is vaguely related to the subject

 

I suppose it is

Edited September 3, 2010 by LeazesMag

[Park Life 71]

Berlin had a cracking drum and bass/ electro scene when I first started going there regularly about 8/10 years ago. Also a lot of things are dead cheap like booze, fags, clubs etc...Everything is open all night. There is a certain magic about the place, but it takes synching with.

[Park Life 71]

I like Berlin a great deal, but I've never loved a trip there. I suspect it's a bit like Hamburg and most places in Germany really, more a good place to live than somewhere to visit as such. Although the Holocaust memorial is an interesting recent addition. They get a bit narked when you call it the "Jew Dominoes", mind.

I think it's obvious the war lingers on in Germany in the nations psyche more than any country in the world. I'm of the opinion such a dictatorship and fanatical brainwashing would never happen to the British people. I think it's not in our make up to conform. People are basically saying here, the German ethic and sterile nature is purely as a result of their guilt. Who is to say that German people weren't sheep like robots before the war. I mean most of their wars were massively unjust to start with.

 

There is some truth in this, I worked on a corporate book and the company was based in Westphalia/Munster and for the intro I added a kind of potted history, of course the region was rife with very fanatical religious beliefs (Catholic) and various 'men of god' taking over villages and predicting the end of the world etc..There is something in the blood here, definitely and it's also on the whole the dark side of the force.

Edited September 3, 2010 by Park Life

[Monkeys Fist 43115]

The Germans are still way behind on all this integration stuff compared to us.

They've all got that little bit of Hitler in them as far as I'm concerned. Too orderly for my liking.

 

 

Mrs P's tidyness drives me up the wall. Even at w/e we always have 'to be doing something'. She's always fukin arranging things for Sun morning with ParkyJnr, so I look like a cunt cause I refusre to get out of bed at 7.00 (ON A SUNDAY!!!!). She arranges and re-arranges things on my desk, she never seems tired or just able to relax, she doesn't understand anything about the world on any meaningful level, she watches Twilight (that vampire thing) and raves about it. I saw her cleaning her macpro screen with special computer screenwipes the other day (that's just fuking anal!!). Germans are shit.

Bugger me, Mrs. Fist is an Eric!!

 

 

What I love about this place is that a thread that starts about some dodgy German and racial stereotyping ends up on dirty knickers slot machines in Japan

 

Gold?