Jump to content

North West full of plonkies


Gemmill
 Share

Recommended Posts

Thing on the news this morning about alcohol abuse, and the top 10 worst alcohol related harm areas are:

 

1. Manchester

2. Salford

3. Liverpool

4. Rochdale

5. Tameside

6. Islington

7. Middlesbrough

8. Halton

9. Oldham

10. Blackpool

 

All the bold ones are in the North West. Canny surprising that there's nowhere from here on the list, and that it's so dominated by the NW. I'm assuming it's England only, otherwise there'd have to be some places in Scotland featuring.

 

Anyway, there you go.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thing on the news this morning about alcohol abuse, and the top 10 worst alcohol related harm areas are:

 

1. Manchester

2. Salford

3. Liverpool

4. Rochdale

5. Tameside

6. Islington

7. Middlesbrough

8. Halton

9. Oldham

10. Blackpool

 

All the bold ones are in the North West. Canny surprising that there's nowhere from here on the list, and that it's so dominated by the NW. I'm assuming it's England only, otherwise there'd have to be some places in Scotland featuring.

 

Anyway, there you go.

 

Is personal alcohol abuse or does it include alcohol related violence out of interest?

 

Anyway you could have put most places in the UK on that list and I'd have believed it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Tuco Ramirez

The ugliest people on this island are in a band across the country from Hull to Liverpool. Must be what? 9m people across there "the M62 corridor", different genes from us imo, and this alcoholism doesn't help matters. They're content being tramps.

 

Britain's fattest cities (say nee fuckin more)

 

1 Manchester (6) 154

2 Stoke-on-Trent (3) 147

3= Liverpool (4) 146

3= Swansea (6) 146

5 Leicester (12) 137

6 Glasgow (1) 133

7= Edinburgh (2) 132

7= Wolverhampton (5) 132

9 Belfast (8) 131

10 Nottingham (11) 130

11 Bradford (16) 119

12 Birmingham (8) 117

13 Sheffield (14) 116

14 Plymouth (12) 115

15 Derby (10) 114

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Load of bollocks tbh. The reason north west has more plonkies is because more people live there. Thats the reason they have the best football players to. More people live there.

It'll be per capita man. :jesuswept:

Edited by alex
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Tuco Ramirez
Load of bollocks tbh. The reason north west has more plonkies is because more people live there. Thats the reason they have the best football players to. More people live there.

You're all fat ugly alky dwarf chip eating cunts.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Load of bollocks tbh. The reason north west has more plonkies is because more people live there. Thats the reason they have the best football players to. More people live there.

It'll be per capita man. :icon_lol:

:jesuswept: To be fair, he's probably mortal.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Load of bollocks tbh. The reason north west has more plonkies is because more people live there. Thats the reason they have the best football players to. More people live there.

More people than London?

 

Pipe down, ye disciple of Dionysus

Link to comment
Share on other sites

that can't be right, us londoners put a shitload of booze away. i don't but most do round where i am.

Do you bollocks, the only reason a lot of alcohol is consumed by the capital is because of all the interlopers from elsewhere in the UK.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Load of bollocks tbh. The reason north west has more plonkies is because more people live there. Thats the reason they have the best football players to. More people live there.

It'll be per capita man. :icon_lol:

:jesuswept: To be fair, he's probably mortal.

 

 

:icon_lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

depends on who you are talking about. the poles go through a fuckload of vodka. i'm a weekend drinker, nothing more nothing less.... some friends of mine are on the sauce all week long, fucking boozo's.

 

 

I'm out most nights that I'm not working to be honest. I just figure living somewhere like London, I'd be a fool to spend too much time sitting inside watching tv.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'd be a fool to spend too much time sitting inside watching tv.

 

You need a better TV.

 

And I'd expect London to be well up there due to the ease of after-work drinking due to the fact its impossible to travel to work by car pretty much anywhere, although when I was working in town I did park my car overnight in Grey St once or twice.

Edited by Matt
Link to comment
Share on other sites

depends on who you are talking about. the poles go through a fuckload of vodka. i'm a weekend drinker, nothing more nothing less.... some friends of mine are on the sauce all week long, fucking bozo's.

 

Just purchased an original can of Heinz Beans.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The ugliest people on this island are in a band across the country from Hull to Liverpool. Must be what? 9m people across there "the M62 corridor", different genes from us imo, and this alcoholism doesn't help matters. They're content being tramps.

 

Britain's fattest cities (say nee fuckin more)

 

1 Manchester (6) 154

2 Stoke-on-Trent (3) 147

3= Liverpool (4) 146

3= Swansea (6) 146

5 Leicester (12) 137

6 Glasgow (1) 133

7= Edinburgh (2) 132

7= Wolverhampton (5) 132

9 Belfast (8) 131

10 Nottingham (11) 130

11 Bradford (16) 119

12 Birmingham (8) 117

13 Sheffield (14) 116

14 Plymouth (12) 115

15 Derby (10) 114

 

Nottingham is 70 miles south of the M62 spackerjack.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Tuco Ramirez
The ugliest people on this island are in a band across the country from Hull to Liverpool. Must be what? 9m people across there "the M62 corridor", different genes from us imo, and this alcoholism doesn't help matters. They're content being tramps.

 

Britain's fattest cities (say nee fuckin more)

 

1 Manchester (6) 154

2 Stoke-on-Trent (3) 147

3= Liverpool (4) 146

3= Swansea (6) 146

5 Leicester (12) 137

6 Glasgow (1) 133

7= Edinburgh (2) 132

7= Wolverhampton (5) 132

9 Belfast (8) 131

10 Nottingham (11) 130

11 Bradford (16) 119

12 Birmingham (8) 117

13 Sheffield (14) 116

14 Plymouth (12) 115

15 Derby (10) 114

 

Nottingham is 70 miles south of the M62 spackerjack.

...and Sheffield is 35 miles south, they were both highlighted in the hope some total nobhead would bite.....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i'm not surprised blackpool is up there - horrible place. high unemployment, low wages, and even lower life expectancy - the lowest in the country if i remember correctly.

 

i was in up there the other day with work. what a horrible place. kept getting interrupted doing a piece to camera by this charver guest house owner dressed in shorts, socks with a pint and a spliff in hand, in the middle of the day outside. camera man had never been north of the watford gap and didn't know what to make of it all. the guesthouse guy's rooms for going for £15 per night. he proudly told us he makes all his money from selling beer and lining up prossies for his guests - mainly stag do types.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The ugliest people on this island are in a band across the country from Hull to Liverpool. Must be what? 9m people across there "the M62 corridor", different genes from us imo, and this alcoholism doesn't help matters. They're content being tramps.

 

Britain's fattest cities (say nee fuckin more)

 

1 Manchester (6) 154

2 Stoke-on-Trent (3) 147

3= Liverpool (4) 146

3= Swansea (6) 146

5 Leicester (12) 137

6 Glasgow (1) 133

7= Edinburgh (2) 132

7= Wolverhampton (5) 132

9 Belfast (8) 131

10 Nottingham (11) 130

11 Bradford (16) 119

12 Birmingham (8) 117

13 Sheffield (14) 116

14 Plymouth (12) 115

15 Derby (10) 114

 

Nottingham is 70 miles south of the M62 spackerjack.

...and Sheffield is 35 miles south, they were both highlighted in the hope some total nobhead would bite.....

 

I don't think pointing out you being thick is a bite. :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.