What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[ChezGiven 0]

Mackerel, salad & quinoa for me.

[Brock Manson 0]

I woke up late so didn't have time to make myself a sandwich so I have to get a salad from Morrisons.

 

It's lebanese lentil stew for dinner tonight though.

[Gemmill 44856]

I woke up late so didn't have time to make myself a sandwich so I have to get a salad from Morrisons.

 

It's lebanese lentil stew for dinner tonight though.

 

And you have the nerve to call me bent. Lebanese is practically an anagram for lesbian ffs. Fucking lentils.

[Jill 0]

2 x Weight Watchers wraps (they were on offer) with turkey, cucumber & pesto. Low fat Morrisons strawberry yoghurt.

 

My lunches are dead boring, always just have wraps/sandwich and a yoghurt. Sometimes I have a salad box if I'm feeling really wild.

[Gemmill 44856]

You need bang bang chicken in your life. 365 calories for 1.5 wraps.

[Jill 0]

Sounds nice in theory, but can't be arsed with owt that takes more than a token bit of effort. I make my lunch for the next day while making my tea each evening so just have stuff that can be hoyed together quickly. I realise this sounds ridiculous when the recipe contains 2 steps. I don't like peanut butter anyway mind.

[Gemmill 44856]

It does take 20 minutes or so which is a bit of a faff. You are also clearly a lazy bastard though.

[Jill 0]

I accept my laziness, but I just try and be practical about it. If I get in from work/gym, make my tea then realise I need to fart on for 20 minutes making a meal for the next day, I'll just think 'fuck it' and buy a sandwich in the morning. Shouldn't be done on my pathetic budget.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Rollover hot dog onions and tomato sauce.

 

Yum Yum

[Monkeys Fist 42419]

Teddy Ruxpin

[Brock Manson 0]

And you have the nerve to call me bent. Lebanese is practically an anagram for lesbian ffs. Fucking lentils.

 

No beans in my lebanese lentil stew for munching i'll have you know.

[Gemmill 44856]

Honestly I can't believe you took the piss out of me for having spicy chicken wraps.

 

Do you close the curtains when you eat that shit? Does your lass know you're having Lebanese Lentils for your tea? Does she have any respect left for you at this stage?

[Brock Manson 0]

So now you're calling them spicy chicken wraps eh?

[Gemmill 44856]

I stand by bang bang chicken. It's quality. Lebanese Lentils though. I mean seriously?!

[Brock Manson 0]

Puy lentils to be exact.

[Gemmill 44856]

Puy is the noise you make when you remember it's Lebanese lentil night.

[Brock Manson 0]

Yeah - oh puy oh puy oh puy, I'm so glad I'm having lentils tonight.

[Monkeys Fist 42419]

Puy lentils are the fucking dogs bollocks.

With chicken or lamb, cold in a salad, and they make your knob bigger.

[Gemmill 44856]

They make your wrist limper.

[Monkeys Fist 42419]

Your guru says not.

http://m.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pork-recipes/sausages-green-lentils-with-tomato-s

 

He does recommend you eat them whilst sporting socks and sandals and elbow patches though.

[Gemmill 44856]

Your heroes always let you down eventually.

[Brock Manson 0]

 

I'm going to call it 'Lebanese Gemmillentil Stew'.

[Gemmill 44856]

Ah that looks so revolting.

[trophyshy 7083]

Bill Burr loves a bit lentil I hear.

[Gemmill 44856]

Two heroes in one day. What next?