What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[Kid Dynamite 7169]

Nowt wrong with Gourmet Burger. If it's a fresh 100% beefburger with chips I don't see the point in paying twice as much to have it in a boutique restaurant cos the waiter has tattoos and a tash, they can't give you a 110% beefburger can they?

[The Fish 10963]

Nowt wrong with Gourmet Burger. If it's a fresh 100% beefburger with chips I don't see the point in paying twice as much to have it in a boutique restaurant cos the waiter has tattoos and a tash, they can't give you a 110% beefburger can they?

GBK burgers cost more than the MEATmission ones.

 

Don't McDonalds alsoclaim to have 100% beef?

[The Fish 10963]

I bet you feel like shit after. If I have a takeaway curry these days, I wake up with what is basically a low grade hangover.

 

Yep. You also get that pleased with yourself but guilty feeling. Like the post-wank shame.

[Kid Dynamite 7169]

GBK burgers cost more than the MEATmission ones.

 

Don't McDonalds alsoclaim to have 100% beef?

Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of MEATmission

[The Fish 10963]

Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of MEATmission

 

Really? But you dismissed them as overpriced boutique restaurants...

 

Unlike you to have an opinion without knowing the details

 

[Alex 35572]

Aye, not a great idea beforehand but fuck me you've earnt one if you survive wedding season.

:lol:

[Howmanheyman 33834]

Aye, I was just saying the other day that the wedding season almost killed me this year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Meenzer 15716]

Three out of the five weekends of May this year were weddings. The other two were Eurovision. It was exhausting, but fabulously exhausting.

[Howmanheyman 33834]

Three out of the five weekends of May this year were weddings. The other two were Eurovision. It was exhausting, but fabulously exhausting.

[Meenzer 15716]

They did the catering.

[Monkeys Fist 43066]

I hope they cooked the fucking burgers properly.

[Dr Gloom 22147]

I bet you feel like shit after. If I have a takeaway curry these days, I wake up with what is basically a low grade hangover.

 

hearing you there gemmill. it's the salt content that does it for me. i usually walk up in the night totaly dehydrated, then lie awake groaning as the indigestion kicks in.

[Dr Gloom 22147]

i'm pining for wedding season. it was a rare occasion when all my mates got together and got hammered. never happens these days - there's always some who can't get a babysitter or permission from the wife. we'll have to wait until the divorce parties start rolling around.

 

i know a lad whose mates from home organise a yearly "blag do". they tell their wives an old mate's getting hitched and they feel obliged to go away for the stag weekend. i don't think i'd have the gall to try that one

[Tooj 17]

Fat Hippo do their burgers rare which is exactly how it should be.

[Tooj 17]

Blag do ffs. [emoji38]

 

Pure unadulterated bantz culture.

[The Fish 10963]

:lol:

7 so far this year, another 2 to go.

 

To be honest it's less about going to a nice place for a nice day, it's the cost. My lass has had to pay to go on 4 or 5 Hen Dos (I forget how many) and a few "just a fun bridesmaid day before the wedding"s. Cost her a fortune. c£400 for each Hen Do, then the day itself costs c£100 all in. I daren't look what kind of holiday we could have gone on if we'd not spunked it all on other people's "special day".

 

I had to duck out of a couple of stag-dos and a wedding because of the cost.

Edited September 18, 2015 by The Fish

[Alex 35572]

7 so far this year, another 2 to go.

 

To be honest it's less about going to a nice place for a nice day, it's the cost. My lass has had to pay to go on 4 or 5 Hen Dos (I forget how many) and a few "just a fun bridesmaid day before the wedding"s. Cost her a fortune. c£400 for each Hen Do, then the day itself costs c£100 all in. I daren't look what kind of holiday we could have gone on if we'd not spunked it all on other people's "special day".

 

I had to duck out of a couple of stag-dos and a wedding because of the cost.

Nobody has to go to these things. Stop talking shite

[Alex 35572]

Blag do ffs. [emoji38]

 

Pure unadulterated bantz culture.

One of these was held as a tearful send off to Loaded magazine.

[The Fish 10963]

Nobody has to go to these things. Stop talking shite

Aye I could sack off mates' weddings, but I like having mates...

 

While I've had brilliant nights, I can still moan about the cost. Especially when some of the happy couples choose to have a wedding miles away from everywhere at a venue that holds no significant meaning to them other than it's pretty.

[Dr Gloom 22147]

7 so far this year, another 2 to go.

 

To be honest it's less about going to a nice place for a nice day, it's the cost. My lass has had to pay to go on 4 or 5 Hen Dos (I forget how many) and a few "just a fun bridesmaid day before the wedding"s. Cost her a fortune. c£400 for each Hen Do, then the day itself costs c£100 all in. I daren't look what kind of holiday we could have gone on if we'd not spunked it all on other people's "special day".

 

I had to duck out of a couple of stag-dos and a wedding because of the cost.

 

enjoy it while it lasts is my advice. it soon dies a death when you and all your mates hit mid to late thirties, then the quest to find a weekend when you can all get together for some quality bantz continues.

[Alex 35572]

Just all get divorced then get married again. Sorted

[The Fish 10963]

 

enjoy it while it lasts is my advice. it soon dies a death when you and all your mates hit mid to late thirties, then the quest to find a weekend when you can all get together for some quality bantz continues.

 

We've managed to have a stag-do anniversary for about 5 years. The tradition has lasted longer than his marriage

[Dr Gloom 22147]

Blag do ffs. [emoji38]

 

Pure unadulterated bantz culture.

 

#TopBanter

[Dr Gloom 22147]

Just all get divorced then get married again. Sorted

 

top bants from the bantersaurus rex himself

[Alex 35572]

Give yourself a high five