Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Nowt wrong with Gourmet Burger. If it's a fresh 100% beefburger with chips I don't see the point in paying twice as much to have it in a boutique restaurant cos the waiter has tattoos and a tash, they can't give you a 110% beefburger can they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Nowt wrong with Gourmet Burger. If it's a fresh 100% beefburger with chips I don't see the point in paying twice as much to have it in a boutique restaurant cos the waiter has tattoos and a tash, they can't give you a 110% beefburger can they? GBK burgers cost more than the MEATmission ones. Â Don't McDonalds alsoclaim to have 100% beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I bet you feel like shit after. If I have a takeaway curry these days, I wake up with what is basically a low grade hangover. Â Yep. You also get that pleased with yourself but guilty feeling. Like the post-wank shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 GBK burgers cost more than the MEATmission ones. Â Don't McDonalds alsoclaim to have 100% beef? Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of MEATmission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of MEATmission  Really? But you dismissed them as overpriced boutique restaurants...  Unlike you to have an opinion without knowing the details  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Aye, not a great idea beforehand but fuck me you've earnt one if you survive wedding season. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Aye, I was just saying the other day that the wedding season almost killed me this year. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Three out of the five weekends of May this year were weddings. The other two were Eurovision. It was exhausting, but fabulously exhausting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Three out of the five weekends of May this year were weddings. The other two were Eurovision. It was exhausting, but fabulously exhausting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 They did the catering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I hope they cooked the fucking burgers properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I bet you feel like shit after. If I have a takeaway curry these days, I wake up with what is basically a low grade hangover. Â hearing you there gemmill. it's the salt content that does it for me. i usually walk up in the night totaly dehydrated, then lie awake groaning as the indigestion kicks in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 i'm pining for wedding season. it was a rare occasion when all my mates got together and got hammered. never happens these days - there's always some who can't get a babysitter or permission from the wife. we'll have to wait until the divorce parties start rolling around. Â i know a lad whose mates from home organise a yearly "blag do". they tell their wives an old mate's getting hitched and they feel obliged to go away for the stag weekend. i don't think i'd have the gall to try that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Fat Hippo do their burgers rare which is exactly how it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Blag do ffs. [emoji38] Â Pure unadulterated bantz culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) :lol: 7 so far this year, another 2 to go.  To be honest it's less about going to a nice place for a nice day, it's the cost. My lass has had to pay to go on 4 or 5 Hen Dos (I forget how many) and a few "just a fun bridesmaid day before the wedding"s. Cost her a fortune. c£400 for each Hen Do, then the day itself costs c£100 all in. I daren't look what kind of holiday we could have gone on if we'd not spunked it all on other people's "special day".  I had to duck out of a couple of stag-dos and a wedding because of the cost. Edited September 18, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 7 so far this year, another 2 to go.  To be honest it's less about going to a nice place for a nice day, it's the cost. My lass has had to pay to go on 4 or 5 Hen Dos (I forget how many) and a few "just a fun bridesmaid day before the wedding"s. Cost her a fortune. c£400 for each Hen Do, then the day itself costs c£100 all in. I daren't look what kind of holiday we could have gone on if we'd not spunked it all on other people's "special day".  I had to duck out of a couple of stag-dos and a wedding because of the cost. Nobody has to go to these things. Stop talking shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Blag do ffs. [emoji38] Â Pure unadulterated bantz culture. One of these was held as a tearful send off to Loaded magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Nobody has to go to these things. Stop talking shite Aye I could sack off mates' weddings, but I like having mates... Â While I've had brilliant nights, I can still moan about the cost. Especially when some of the happy couples choose to have a wedding miles away from everywhere at a venue that holds no significant meaning to them other than it's pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 7 so far this year, another 2 to go.  To be honest it's less about going to a nice place for a nice day, it's the cost. My lass has had to pay to go on 4 or 5 Hen Dos (I forget how many) and a few "just a fun bridesmaid day before the wedding"s. Cost her a fortune. c£400 for each Hen Do, then the day itself costs c£100 all in. I daren't look what kind of holiday we could have gone on if we'd not spunked it all on other people's "special day".  I had to duck out of a couple of stag-dos and a wedding because of the cost.  enjoy it while it lasts is my advice. it soon dies a death when you and all your mates hit mid to late thirties, then the quest to find a weekend when you can all get together for some quality bantz continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Just all get divorced then get married again. Sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Â enjoy it while it lasts is my advice. it soon dies a death when you and all your mates hit mid to late thirties, then the quest to find a weekend when you can all get together for some quality bantz continues. Â We've managed to have a stag-do anniversary for about 5 years. The tradition has lasted longer than his marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Blag do ffs. [emoji38] Â Pure unadulterated bantz culture. Â #TopBanter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Just all get divorced then get married again. Sorted  top bants from the bantersaurus rex himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Give yourself a high five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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