What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[Meenzer 15524]

[toonotl 2978]

[Alex 35077]

Captain Obvious has left the building

[Gemmill 44853]

KCG must have been a sensational stand-up like.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892]

KCG must have been a sensational stand-up like.

 

I am fucking busy at work you twats, you should try it.

[The Fish 10856]

 

I am fucking busy at work you twats, you should try it.

I manage.

[Alex 35077]

Can't believe no one has asked if the dumplings come coated in fanny batter.

[Gemmill 44853]

I've been in since 7am having done a bit of work at home from 5:30am to 6. That's work ethic.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892]

I've been in since 7am having done a bit of work at home from 5:30am to 6. That's work ethic.

 

That's loneliness tbf.

[The Fish 10856]

 

That's loneliness tbf.

 

Oof right in the Ready Meal For One's

[Gemmill 44853]

You might call it that. I call it bank results season.

[The Fish 10856]

You might call it that. I call it bank results season.

Rattled.

 

 

Edited July 30, 2015 by The Fish

[Gemmill 44853]

Shit stand-up solidarity.

[Alex 35077]

Shit stand-up solidarity.

[The Fish 10856]

Shit stand-up solidarity.

Don't get angry buddy, here's a site that might help? Although I'd guess you're already registered.

 

Scratch that, this one's better

Edited July 30, 2015 by The Fish

[Gemmill 44853]

Im not clicking those links, Fozzy.

[Alex 35077]

[The Fish 10856]

Im not clicking those links, Fozzy.

Ahhh go on.

 

No fun if you don't know I'm sending you to a dating site purely for those with STDs, or one purely for fans of the mullet.

[ewerk 30598]

Just another ten years until your roomba love is acceptable.

 

http://www.cnet.com/uk/news/in-2025-our-lovers-will-be-robots/

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Supper, but hey ho.

 

[Monkeys Fist 42413]

Fuck off, man.

[Gemmill 44853]

What the fuck is that. Did you roll them down the bread ramp?

[Gemmill 44853]

I mean what is that bread doing there? It looks like it's been abandoned.

[Monkeys Fist 42413]

It's his fork.

 

Sacrificial, saves finger injuries.

[Monkeys Fist 42413]

Just a thought here, Tubs.

I'm assuming you're eating that because it conforms to some "Weight Loss for Fat Housewives" points programme?

Use your initiative, lose the crust, drop one if the salmon fillets and replace them with;

Beluga lentils with coriander and tiny-diced cucumber,onion and tomato with a drop of oil.

Or

Steamed green beans with some microwaved rice and a splash of garlic, chilli and soy sauce.

Or

Fucking anything but an unbuttered crust of sliced brown bread.