What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[Meenzer 15716]

[toonotl 3107]

[Alex 35572]

Captain Obvious has left the building

[Gemmill 46027]

KCG must have been a sensational stand-up like.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3965]

KCG must have been a sensational stand-up like.

 

I am fucking busy at work you twats, you should try it.

[The Fish 10963]

 

I am fucking busy at work you twats, you should try it.

I manage.

[Alex 35572]

Can't believe no one has asked if the dumplings come coated in fanny batter.

[Gemmill 46027]

I've been in since 7am having done a bit of work at home from 5:30am to 6. That's work ethic.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3965]

I've been in since 7am having done a bit of work at home from 5:30am to 6. That's work ethic.

 

That's loneliness tbf.

[The Fish 10963]

 

That's loneliness tbf.

 

Oof right in the Ready Meal For One's

[Gemmill 46027]

You might call it that. I call it bank results season.

[The Fish 10963]

You might call it that. I call it bank results season.

Rattled.

 

 

Edited July 30, 2015 by The Fish

[Gemmill 46027]

Shit stand-up solidarity.

[Alex 35572]

Shit stand-up solidarity.

[The Fish 10963]

Shit stand-up solidarity.

Don't get angry buddy, here's a site that might help? Although I'd guess you're already registered.

 

Scratch that, this one's better

Edited July 30, 2015 by The Fish

[Gemmill 46027]

Im not clicking those links, Fozzy.

[Alex 35572]

[The Fish 10963]

Im not clicking those links, Fozzy.

Ahhh go on.

 

No fun if you don't know I'm sending you to a dating site purely for those with STDs, or one purely for fans of the mullet.

[ewerk 31195]

Just another ten years until your roomba love is acceptable.

 

http://www.cnet.com/uk/news/in-2025-our-lovers-will-be-robots/

[Christmas Tree 4821]

Supper, but hey ho.

 

[Monkeys Fist 43066]

Fuck off, man.

[Gemmill 46027]

What the fuck is that. Did you roll them down the bread ramp?

[Gemmill 46027]

I mean what is that bread doing there? It looks like it's been abandoned.

[Monkeys Fist 43066]

It's his fork.

 

Sacrificial, saves finger injuries.

[Monkeys Fist 43066]

Just a thought here, Tubs.

I'm assuming you're eating that because it conforms to some "Weight Loss for Fat Housewives" points programme?

Use your initiative, lose the crust, drop one if the salmon fillets and replace them with;

Beluga lentils with coriander and tiny-diced cucumber,onion and tomato with a drop of oil.

Or

Steamed green beans with some microwaved rice and a splash of garlic, chilli and soy sauce.

Or

Fucking anything but an unbuttered crust of sliced brown bread.