Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Proper working class grub (yes even I slum it at times). Chip recipe Peel and slice, put in a bowl with a tea spoon of water and pop in microwave for 10 minutes. Onto a baking tray for 20 minutes. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 No one wants to know how you destroy potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Proper working class grub (yes even I slum it at times). Chip recipe Peel and slice, put in a bowl with a tea spoon of water and pop in microwave for 10 minutes. Onto a baking tray for 20 minutes. You're welcome. Peel and slice what though? Peel and slice WHAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Mind, I've been down with a stomach bug for the last three days so I'm quite familiar with the images depicted on that plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Mind, I've been down with a stomach bug for the last three days so I'm quite familiar with the images depicted on that plate. That explains the tapers on the "chips". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 CT's efforts at cooking,summarised .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Excuse moi, virtually everything I make is from raw ingredients. It has even been suggested I should open an eatery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 It has even been suggested I should open an eatery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Excuse moi, virtually everything I make is from raw ingredients. It has even been suggested I should open an eatery. "Take one raw packet of Batchelors Savoury Rice....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Aye what a dirty bastard. Pre flavoured rice ffs. You're basically eating pot noodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Aye what a dirty bastard. Pre flavoured rice ffs. You're basically eating pot noodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us? Pub night, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 It's always pub night in our house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35572 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Proper working class grub (yes even I slum it at times). Chip recipe Peel and slice, put in a bowl with a tea spoon of water and pop in microwave for 10 minutes. Onto a baking tray for 20 minutes. You're welcome. :lol: Homemade oven chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14048 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Bean recipe Open tin, empty into a bowl, microwave for about 2 minutes, stir them and then go for another 30 seconds. Depends on how powerful your microwave is though!!!!! You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 'A man has been evicted from his flat for cooking and then eating a pasty filled with poo. 'The unidentified man has since been evicted from the property in Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, which was provided through housing charity Chapter 1. 'One of his four flatmates was initially so freaked out by his antics that she crashed on a friend's sofa most nights, even before he ate the poo-filled pasty. 'The woman, who has remained anonymous, said: "He moved in and it was all fine for a month. He was leaving one day and there was an awful smell in the kitchen so I went in and checked it out. I checked in the bin and I opened the oven because he had put some food in there and you could see a pasty filled with poo. I was horrified. I just puked up. I was heaving." 'When she questioned him about what he was cooking and he referred to it as his "magic sauce"' - Daily Mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33836 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Saveloy, pease pudding, home made stuffing and English mustard in a bun. Furking luuuurrrrsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4821 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 The wife's left over kebab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 There are no words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3107 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Never mind a pictures worth a thousand words and I'm sure CT will give us a rough estimate of what it looked like next time he shares one of his abominations. On a bed of cob lettuce and some sprog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 The wife's left over kebab. Doner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemmill 46027 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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