ChezGiven 0 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 OCDC, she has to swing both ways four times before leaving the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 The wife, like you two, is a bit OCDC when it comes to toast and every part must be covered. For me, toast is usually covered with beans, egg etc so whilst spreading I am usually salivating at what's to come. Time spent sorting the corners is time not eating. Time taking photographs is time not sorting corners. Priorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Time taking photographs is time not sorting corners. Priorities. This true, but the amount of PM's I get from lurkers thanking me for the inspiration / recipes, makes that few seconds well worth it. Also various previous meals that I forget about pop up on memoir or Apple TV screensaver and I think, "that was lush, have that tomorrow". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) The wife, like you two, is a bit OCDC when it comes to toast and every part must be covered. For me, toast is usually covered with beans, egg etc so whilst spreading I am usually salivating at what's to come. Time spent sorting the corners is time not eating. Yeah we're proper strange thinking spreading things evenly is the way to go Do you just paint a square metre of a wall and think "Fuck it, that'll do, it'll only have beans all over it later!" Edited May 9, 2014 by Gejon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Yeah we're proper strange thinking spreading things evenly is the way to go Do you just paint a square metre of a wall and think "Fuck it, that'll do, it'll only have beans all over it later!" Tbf, I think I'm with the majority here Stick buttered toast into google images and most example are like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 You HAVE to butter to the edges man! They are the crustiest bits that need butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Food stylist photo - that'll be custard not butter. Butter the edges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42190 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 This true, but the amount of PM's I get from my other accounts to myself thanking me for the inspiration / recipes, makes that few seconds well worth it. fyp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7075 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 OCDC, she has to swing both ways four times before leaving the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Something for our resident chubby coniferous friend to aspire to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Get bigger plates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Went to the new Fat Hippo (Underground) in town today for lunch. Ended up getting a burger with peanut butter and bacon jam on. Sounds totally wrong but it works so well. Total food porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Did you cum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Burger with PB on sounds canny. Not so much the jam The local pound shop had boxes of Reese's Pieces for sale last week, imported from the states. Never had them before but they were surprisingly nice. Like M&Ms with PB in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Aye I used to love them. They're what Elliott uses to lure ET at the start of the film, if you want to blow your lass's mind with movie/confectionery trivia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I'll bear that in mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Let me know how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I'll leave a trail of them from the front door to the bedroom for when the mrs gets in from work tonight. I'll be naked on the bed surrounded by Reese's pieces in a state of full arousal. I'll tell her then, 'this is how Elliot got ET into his bedroom too you know' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) Home made Gnocchi with chilli, garlic, basil, Parmesan and Oliver oil. Salad of spinach, avocado, tomato and pine nuts. Washed down with a litre bottle of coconut water. Edited May 11, 2014 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I'll leave a trail of them from the front door to the bedroom for when the mrs gets in from work tonight. I'll be naked on the bed surrounded by Reese's pieces in a state of full arousal. I'll tell her then, 'this is how Elliot got ET into his bedroom too you know' this is why you're on Team Handsome and I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I'll leave a trail of them from the front door to the bedroom for when the mrs gets in from work tonight. I'll be naked on the bed surrounded by Reese's pieces in a state of full arousal. I'll tell her then, 'this is how Elliot got ET into his bedroom too you know' Roll back the foreskin and pop a Reese's out for that extra romantic touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 That's just sick, you pervy bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Stick a light bulb under your foreskin and tell her "I'll be riiiiiight here" as you pop it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15466 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Breakfast I suppose but lovely all the same Nice way to shake off yesterday's drunken BBQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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