What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[Christmas Tree 4711]

I trust we all boil for 1 minute then stand off the heat for the "perfect" hard or soft boiled egg.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

I trust we all boil for 1 minute then stand off the heat for the "perfect" hard or soft boiled egg.

 

you're dying to post a picture aren't you

[Christmas Tree 4711]

Been there done that

[The Fish 10814]

It's a chicken's period.

 

and it came out of a chicken's vagina.

 

and for that reason, I'm oot

[trophyshy 7075]

It's a chicken's period.

 

and it came out of a chicken's vagina.

 

and for that reason, I'm oot

Pretty sure this is old ground but it's come out of its vagina AND its arsehole.

[trophyshy 7075]

If that makes them any more appetising for you.

 

No need to thank me.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

eggs are much less disgusting a proposition than most sausages and burgers.

 

don't read this or watch the video if you ever plan to buy a hotdog ever again.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175655/So-really-ingredients-really-sausage-Read-eat-frankfurter-again.html

[The Fish 10814]

eggs are much less disgusting a proposition than most sausages and burgers.

 

don't read this or watch the video if you ever plan to buy a hotdog ever again.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175655/So-really-ingredients-really-sausage-Read-eat-frankfurter-again.html

 

Well as Lee Hurst says, "if I'm going to eat toes, lips and vaginas, I want them in that anonymous Burger format."

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3860]

I have the same for lunch every day. Salad made up of Lettuce, Onion, Peppers, Jalapenos, Beetroot, cheese and some form of cold meat.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3860]

eggs are much less disgusting a proposition than most sausages and burgers.

 

don't read this or watch the video if you ever plan to buy a hotdog ever again.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175655/So-really-ingredients-really-sausage-Read-eat-frankfurter-again.html

 

You nullified your argument by posting something from the Daily Mail.

[The Fish 10814]

I have the same for lunch every day. Salad made up of Lettuce, Onion, Peppers, Jalapenos, Beetroot, cheese and some form of cold meat.

Don't you get bored?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3860]

Don't you get bored?

No

[Christmas Tree 4711]

 

you're dying to post a picture aren't you

Go on then

 

 

 

The patience required to peel a soft boiled egg

[Christmas Tree 4711]

why bother if you're going to hoof it inside bread? just cut the top off and scoop it out

 

Because it wouldnt look as pretty.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

But it will be cold by the time you finish peeling it

[Christmas Tree 4711]

But it will be cold by the time you finish peeling it

 

FFS

 

Just admit they look damn fine!!!!

[Dr Gloom 21868]

the yolk does look good.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

the lashings of marge on the toast, less so.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

i just had a beetroot, butternut squash, feta and sunblush tomato salad and a spicy kale soup. couldn't get more middle class if i tried tbh

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

CT, your margarine/butter spreading abilities still leave a lot to be desired.

[Christmas Tree 4711]

CT, your margarine/butter spreading abilities still leave a lot to be desired.

It's marge on toast man

 

You're overthinking this.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

It's marge on toast man

 

You're overthinking this.

 

You've got to get in the corners, man! You're leaving far too many dry spots and you're just inconveniencing yourself.

[Christmas Tree 4711]

 

You've got to get in the corners, man! You're leaving far too many dry spots and you're just inconveniencing yourself.

 

 

I'll work on it

[Gejon 2]

You've got to get in the corners, man! You're leaving far too many dry spots and you're just inconveniencing yourself.

This.

 

Real pet hate of mine when someone makes me toast/sandwiches and there is a clump of butter in the middle and dry bread round the edges.

 

Given how much CT loves a buttered slice I don't understand how he hasn't mastered this yet

[Christmas Tree 4711]

This.

 

Real pet hate of mine when someone makes me toast/sandwiches and there is a clump of butter in the middle and dry bread round the edges.

 

Given how much CT loves a buttered slice I don't understand how he hasn't mastered this yet

The wife, like you two, is a bit OCDC when it comes to toast and every part must be covered.

 

For me, toast is usually covered with beans, egg etc so whilst spreading I am usually salivating at what's to come. Time spent sorting the corners is time not eating.