What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Bangers and mash

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

Dropped my iPhone in the sink yesterday while I was washing up, so I've replaced it today with a Galaxy.

Anyone know how much I can get for my Olds Mobile ?

 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

Drinking too much is what caused my marriage to fail- the Mrs. left me Hyundrai

[Christmas Tree 4725]

I want that hamster

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

Fucking sex fiend!

[The Fish 10856]

Dropped my iPhone in the sink yesterday while I was washing up, so I've replaced it today with a Galaxy.

Anyone know how much I can get for my Olds Mobile ?

 

You sir, are an idiot, but that is a Triumph

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

Audi ya do it?

This should be getting more Acclaim.

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

You sir, are an idiot, but that is a Triumph

Tried to explain it to my gran, but Herald brain couldn't figure it out.

[Brock Manson 0]

I can't think of any good puns, so I guess I'd better wingnut.

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

Try Origami Brock - you basically put manifold in a piece of paper.

 

Very stimulating

[Dr Gloom 21915]

Just when I ford this thread couldn't get any worse.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Just when I ford this thread couldn't get any worse.

Let me escort you out of general chat.

[The Fish 10856]

Just when I ford this thread couldn't get any worse.

The more puns you try, the Morgan wrong

[desmondTUTU 0]

sod this, im off for a game of golf

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

Sent the Mrs. to pick up our new Japanese car last week

 

She came back with this …

 

 

 

Deaf bint.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Asked the wife for a wank last night and she started rubbing my dick with her car keys i thought to myself is it me or she fobbing me off.

 

[catmag 337]

Asked the wife for a wank last night and she started rubbing my dick with her car keys i thought to myself is it me or she fobbing me off.

 

 

 

Don't laugh at your own jokes! You need to get some focus in here

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

He should have asked for a hummer.

[Brock Manson 0]

He should have asked for a hummer.

 

Careful, he might ask if she'd lotus watch.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

 

 

Very nice.

[The Fish 10856]

Sorry you're not feeling well.

[Meenzer 15523]

We really need a bot that automatically posts http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Vomit_on_plate.jpg every two pages or so. It'll save CT the bother.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

 

Yesterday's chili and ginger Asian fish was a better effort but as it was still frozen in the middle it went in the bin

[The Fish 10856]

Why did you throw up on it before throwing it out?

Edited September 19, 2013 by The Fish

[Tooj 17]

BBQ pulled pork from Good Times at the bottom of Grey Street.