Christmas Tree 4711 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Bangers and mash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Dropped my iPhone in the sink yesterday while I was washing up, so I've replaced it today with a Galaxy. Anyone know how much I can get for my Olds Mobile ? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Drinking too much is what caused my marriage to fail- the Mrs. left me Hyundrai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I want that hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Fucking sex fiend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Dropped my iPhone in the sink yesterday while I was washing up, so I've replaced it today with a Galaxy. Anyone know how much I can get for my Olds Mobile ? Â You sir, are an idiot, but that is a Triumph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Audi ya do it? This should be getting more Acclaim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 You sir, are an idiot, but that is a Triumph Tried to explain it to my gran, but Herald brain couldn't figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I can't think of any good puns, so I guess I'd better wingnut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Try Origami Brock - you basically put manifold in a piece of paper. Â Very stimulating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Just when I ford this thread couldn't get any worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Just when I ford this thread couldn't get any worse. Let me escort you out of general chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Just when I ford this thread couldn't get any worse. The more puns you try, the Morgan wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 sod this, im off for a game of golf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Sent the Mrs. to pick up our new Japanese car last week  She came back with this …    Deaf bint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Asked the wife for a wank last night and she started rubbing my dick with her car keys i thought to myself is it me or she fobbing me off. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Asked the wife for a wank last night and she started rubbing my dick with her car keys i thought to myself is it me or she fobbing me off. Â Â Â Don't laugh at your own jokes! You need to get some focus in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 He should have asked for a hummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 He should have asked for a hummer. Â Careful, he might ask if she'd lotus watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Â Â Very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Sorry you're not feeling well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 We really need a bot that automatically posts http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Vomit_on_plate.jpg every two pages or so. It'll save CT the bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Â Yesterday's chili and ginger Asian fish was a better effort but as it was still frozen in the middle it went in the bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) Why did you throw up on it before throwing it out? Edited September 19, 2013 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 BBQ pulled pork from Good Times at the bottom of Grey Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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