Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Whats wrong with Terry the T-Rex?....have you buggered it to death?... Appears he is a she and is currently giving birth to a plastic horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Sounds lovely that. Found a Nick Nairn recipe for it, anything like yours? http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/spicedlentilandspina_87064 Funnily enough, I'm making it again tonight, so will let you know when u check ingredients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 When you and the Mrs are going at it, do you have a buttered slice on the bedside table CT, just in case? I'm just glad that, while he'll have the laptop on and logged into Toontastic, he's so far refrained from asking for sex tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 " Was talking to a client in the cab today, and they were raving about rimming. Looked it up, has a 4* on ratemysex.com , was wondering if anyone on here had done it? Will I need special arse wipes or will regular baby wipes be ok? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Bet you ate that whole loaf of bread an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Bet you ate that whole loaf of bread an all. It was there simply to tease Ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 " Was talking to a client in the cab today, and they were raving about rimming. Looked it up, has a 4* on ratemysex.com , was wondering if anyone on here had done it? Will I need special arse wipes or will regular baby wipes be ok? " Should I sit or stand while wiping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 CT is the only recumbent wiper on here iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 (I took the liberty : Fist ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 A nice new little lunch today. Have to think of a name for it. Toast with tomato purée, followed by mature cheddar with a sprinkling of garlic olive oil, salt and pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Garlic Bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Tramp's pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 A nice new little lunch today. Have to think of a name for it. Toast with tomato purée, followed by mature cheddar with a sprinkling of garlic olive oil, salt and pepper. Pizza toast? I'd eat that, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I enjoy the pattern of your worktop. Makes it look like your meal is flying through space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 32826 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I enjoy the pattern of your worktop. Makes it look like your meal is flying through space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 21847 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Tramp's pizza? looks like the kind of thing i used to put together as a student after a night on the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 a.k.a. Cheese on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 a.k.a. Cheese on toast. the drunken student inspiration being the introduction of the tomato puree. i can just recall how the conversation went..... "right lads, i'm fucking starving but we've got fuck all money left to buy a kebab. I know - i've got some tomato paste and a block of tesco value cheddar! everyone back to mine for homemade pizza and a game of fifa on the playstation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Just made the best guacamole that I've ever had outside of Mexico. I'd show you a pic but I'm not CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 HMHM clearly suffering from KWIC. Kitchen Worktop Inferiority Complex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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