What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[The Fish 10856]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Coastline at Blyth has aiways been nice when I’ve been. Admittedly not tried the burgers though. Who the fuck gets a burger from the chip shop anyway?  

When the menu is the size of a family saloon I admit I get a little bamboozled. 

 

 

[PaddockLad 17252]

More good news, dude who laughed at me is from Sicily. I was exceedingly short with him and glared at the ignorant fucker when his lovely female colleague came over to say “yes that’s fine please go ahead” etc. If you don’t hear from me for a few days just  to say I’ve really enjoyed posting on here  

[Gemmill 44853]

"Hahaha a-listen to this MAMALUKE! He look like-a changing room-a but he sound-a like-a trainspotting!" 

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

Speaking of unintelligible freaks, I’m spending the next 9-10 hours in Wisbech. 
 

I almost dropped in on Meenzer but as I went past his gaff I noticed the net curtains were drawn and Gnorman the Gnarden Gnome was turned towards the wall, so I took it as meaning he was WFH*
 

That, and my “passenger” was starting to come round- even with the ball gag and the sack on her head this one’s a proper screamer, so I didn’t want to upset the neighbours- maybe next time Meenz? 
 

So, Wisbech… absolute pig fuckers  

 

 

 

 

* WFH- either Working From Home or  Furiously Hard.… 

… potayto potahto. 

[Meenzer 15524]

5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Speaking of unintelligible freaks, I’m spending the next 9-10 hours in Wisbech. 
 

I almost dropped in on Meenzer but as I went past his gaff I noticed the net curtains were drawn and Gnorman the Gnarden Gnome was turned towards the wall, so I took it as meaning he was WFH*
 

That, and my “passenger” was starting to come round- even with the ball gag and the sack on her head this one’s a proper screamer, so I didn’t want to upset the neighbours- maybe next time Meenz? 
 

So, Wisbech… absolute pig fuckers  

 

 

 

 

* WFH- either Working From Home or  Furiously Hard.… 

… potayto potahto. 

 

I've been in Folkestone and Dover (not a euphemism) polishing off the North Downs Way (also not a euphemism), so fuck knows who's been messing with my Gnorman.

 

WIsbech, eh? Webbed toes or extra fingers come as standard there; if you really hit the jackpot, you're born with both.

[Dazzler 9742]

On 03/09/2024 at 12:47, Monkeys Fist said:

Speaking of unintelligible freaks, I’m spending the next 9-10 hours in Wisbech. 
 

I almost dropped in on Meenzer but as I went past his gaff I noticed the net curtains were drawn and Gnorman the Gnarden Gnome was turned towards the wall, so I took it as meaning he was WFH*
 

That, and my “passenger” was starting to come round- even with the ball gag and the sack on her head this one’s a proper screamer, so I didn’t want to upset the neighbours- maybe next time Meenz? 
 

So, Wisbech… absolute pig fuckers  

 

 

 

 

* WFH- either Working From Home or  Furiously Hard.… 

… potayto potahto. 

Aye but what did you have for dinner? Don't fucking dare say a ham sarnie or a bit of beetroot!

[Renton 21614]

On 25/08/2024 at 09:44, Gemmill said:

 

Aye, fired the starting gun on the national obesity crisis. 

 

In my head, it was the place on the corner under the John Dobson Street NCP. Last time I saw it, it was a Frankie and Benny's. 

 

Think there was also one at the Warner multiplex which became Northumbria University, near Manors, whose old enough to remember that? Also some Mexican place iirc. 

When I was at Uni I house shared with a lad who worked at Deep Pan Pizza. He used to take loads of it home after his shift as a "perk". I ate the stuff for breakfast, lunch and tea for a whole year. Oh for the days I could do that and still be 28 inch waist. It was massively popular once mind. 

[Gemmill 44853]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Think there was also one at the Warner multiplex which became Northumbria University, near Manors, whose old enough to remember that? Also some Mexican place iirc. 

When I was at Uni I house shared with a lad who worked at Deep Pan Pizza. He used to take loads of it home after his shift as a "perk". I ate the stuff for breakfast, lunch and tea for a whole year. Oh for the days I could do that and still be 28 inch waist. It was massively popular once mind. 

 

 

"Ehhhhh what's up doc? I'd like to welcome you to a Warners cinema..... WELCOME!" 

 

Tremendous place.

[Alex 35077]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Think there was also one at the Warner multiplex which became Northumbria University, near Manors, whose old enough to remember that? Also some Mexican place iirc. 

When I was at Uni I house shared with a lad who worked at Deep Pan Pizza. He used to take loads of it home after his shift as a "perk". I ate the stuff for breakfast, lunch and tea for a whole year. Oh for the days I could do that and still be 28 inch waist. It was massively popular once mind. 

Went to the Warner Bros cinema loads of times. Back when the idea of a multiplex was exciting. Wasn’t the Mexican place a Chiquito’s? 

[Alex 35077]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

"Ehhhhh what's up doc? I'd like to welcome you to a Warners cinema..... WELCOME!" 

 

Tremendous place.

Is that Spuggy off Byker Grove? 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

Today I worked from home so had the lunch I always have when I wfh:

 

three egg omelette 

two slices sourdough 

homemade scotch bonnet and garlic hot sauce 

homemade slaw 

 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

14 minutes ago, Alex said:

Went to the Warner Bros cinema loads of times. Back when the idea of a multiplex was exciting. Wasn’t the Mexican place a Chiquito’s? 

Loved that place. They also had the semi-legendary “Deep Pan Pizza co”, which in the early 90s was something of an exotic treat, that offered an all you can eat pizza buffet for about a fiver. My old man always used to lay down the challenge to see how many slices we could all eat to really get our money’s worth; a challenge always duly accepted by my brother and me - a couple of greedy and competitive teenagers at the time  

[Dr Gloom 21915]

Just reread back further up the thread to see I wasn’t alone in my love of the deep pan pizza co  

[Gemmill 44853]

Nice to get a new take on it though.

 

[Howmanheyman 33173]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Went to the Warner Bros cinema loads of times. Back when the idea of a multiplex was exciting. Wasn’t the Mexican place a Chiquito’s? 

 

Aye, deep pan downstairs and chiquitos upstairs. We went there when id been out all day on the piss, got home, zonked out as I'd been on night shift the night before, five minutes of shaking me from my drunken slumber to tell me her waters had broken so I was in for another day and night without sleep. (I think she had a bairn later on, I can't remember?)

[Howmanheyman 33173]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Just reread back further up the thread to see I wasn’t alone in my love of the deep pan pizza co  

 

The one near BHS was the training ground for their staff, the fully trained ones worked at Warner bros. (That was our theory anyway).

[Alex 35077]

12 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye, deep pan downstairs and chiquitos upstairs. We went there when id been out all day on the piss, got home, zonked out as I'd been on night shift the night before, five minutes of shaking me from my drunken slumber to tell me her waters had broken so I was in for another day and night without sleep. (I think she had a bairn later on, I can't remember?)

Bit inconsiderate but I’m sure you forgave her 

[Howmanheyman 33173]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Bit inconsiderate but I’m sure you forgave her 

 

Eventually, it was our first and wasn't supposed to be so early! Luckily she's 22 now so all's well that ends well.

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

Luckily she's 22 now so all's well that ends well.

How old was she when the kid?????

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33173]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

How old was she when the kid?????

 

 

 

Hesoos Christos, man!

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

Having an unplanned extra night in the Death Wagon, in the middle of North Wales- only source of bait is the M&S Food garage next to where I’m parked. 

 

Ffs. 

[Howmanheyman 33173]

28 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Having an unplanned extra night in the Death Wagon, in the middle of North Wales- only source of bait is the M&S Food garage next to where I’m parked. 

 

Ffs. 

 

 

[Dazzler 9742]

38 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Having an unplanned extra night in the Death Wagon, in the middle of North Wales- only source of bait is the M&S Food garage next to where I’m parked. 

 

Ffs. 

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

 

Wasn’t bad tbh. 
 

Anyway, good night chaps, I’m away to Pornhub for a “bedtime story” then back at it at 6am.