What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[ChezGiven 0]

OCDC, she has to swing both ways four times before leaving the house.

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

The wife, like you two, is a bit OCDC when it comes to toast and every part must be covered.

 

For me, toast is usually covered with beans, egg etc so whilst spreading I am usually salivating at what's to come. Time spent sorting the corners is time not eating.

 

 

Time taking photographs is time not sorting corners. Priorities.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

 

 

Time taking photographs is time not sorting corners. Priorities.

This true, but the amount of PM's I get from lurkers thanking me for the inspiration / recipes, makes that few seconds well worth it.

 

Also various previous meals that I forget about pop up on memoir or Apple TV screensaver and I think, "that was lush, have that tomorrow".

 

[Gejon 2]

The wife, like you two, is a bit OCDC when it comes to toast and every part must be covered.

 

For me, toast is usually covered with beans, egg etc so whilst spreading I am usually salivating at what's to come. Time spent sorting the corners is time not eating.

Yeah we're proper strange thinking spreading things evenly is the way to go

 

Do you just paint a square metre of a wall and think "Fuck it, that'll do, it'll only have beans all over it later!"

Edited May 9, 2014 by Gejon

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Yeah we're proper strange thinking spreading things evenly is the way to go

 

Do you just paint a square metre of a wall and think "Fuck it, that'll do, it'll only have beans all over it later!"

Tbf, I think I'm with the majority here

 

Stick buttered toast into google images and most example are like this.

 

[catmag 337]

You HAVE to butter to the edges man! They are the crustiest bits that need butter

[Brock Manson 0]

Food stylist photo - that'll be custard not butter.

 

Butter the edges.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

This true, but the amount of PM's I get from my other accounts to myself thanking me for the inspiration / recipes, makes that few seconds well worth it.

 

fyp

[trophyshy 7083]

OCDC, she has to swing both ways four times before leaving the house.

[ClubSpinDoctor 0]

 

Something for our resident chubby coniferous friend to aspire to

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Get bigger plates

[Tooj 17]

Went to the new Fat Hippo (Underground) in town today for lunch.

Ended up getting a burger with peanut butter and bacon jam on. Sounds totally wrong but it works so well. Total food porn.

[Monroe Transfer 0]

Did you cum?

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

Burger with PB on sounds canny. Not so much the jam

 

The local pound shop had boxes of Reese's Pieces for sale last week, imported from the states. Never had them before but they were surprisingly nice. Like M&Ms with PB in

[Gemmill 44900]

Aye I used to love them. They're what Elliott uses to lure ET at the start of the film, if you want to blow your lass's mind with movie/confectionery trivia.

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

I'll bear that in mind

[Gemmill 44900]

Let me know how it goes.

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

I'll leave a trail of them from the front door to the bedroom for when the mrs gets in from work tonight. I'll be naked on the bed surrounded by Reese's pieces in a state of full arousal. I'll tell her then, 'this is how Elliot got ET into his bedroom too you know'

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Home made Gnocchi with chilli, garlic, basil, Parmesan and Oliver oil. Salad of spinach, avocado, tomato and pine nuts. Washed down with a litre bottle of coconut water.

Edited May 11, 2014 by Dr Gloom

[Gemmill 44900]

I'll leave a trail of them from the front door to the bedroom for when the mrs gets in from work tonight. I'll be naked on the bed surrounded by Reese's pieces in a state of full arousal. I'll tell her then, 'this is how Elliot got ET into his bedroom too you know'

this is why you're on Team Handsome and I'm not.

[Brock Manson 0]

I'll leave a trail of them from the front door to the bedroom for when the mrs gets in from work tonight. I'll be naked on the bed surrounded by Reese's pieces in a state of full arousal. I'll tell her then, 'this is how Elliot got ET into his bedroom too you know'

 

Roll back the foreskin and pop a Reese's out for that extra romantic touch.

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

That's just sick, you pervy bastard

[Gemmill 44900]

Stick a light bulb under your foreskin and tell her "I'll be riiiiiight here" as you pop it in.

[Meenzer 15540]

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Breakfast I suppose but lovely all the same

 

 

Nice way to shake off yesterday's drunken BBQ