Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Oh Ive had a word with him and told him he cant treat people like this. Moved my stuff over and hes paying for the damage. Had a good chat with him. The past is haunting the old guy I think. Not Jewish is he? How the fuck is he supposed to know if he has a foreskin or not. You normally keep your eyes closed then Kev? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Oh Ive had a word with him and told him he cant treat people like this. Moved my stuff over and hes paying for the damage. Had a good chat with him. The past is haunting the old guy I think. Not Jewish is he? How the fuck is he supposed to know if he has a foreskin or not. You normally keep your eyes closed then Kev? Eyes closed, head down, gets the job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Fucking new you were a rent boy. I'll bet you still only get £3.75 an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Fucking new you were a rent boy. I'll bet you still only get £3.75 an hour. Depends how far I'm prepared to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Fucking new you were a rent boy. I'll bet you still only get £3.75 an hour. Depends how far I'm prepared to go Given the astounding business (and common) sense you've displayed on these boards, I'd be amazed if you charge more than £2.50 for a dry bum rape and pink-eye finish. Add a £1.25 hand shandy and there's an hours graft for you. Excluding VAT of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Fucking new you were a rent boy. I'll bet you still only get £3.75 an hour. Depends how far I'm prepared to go Given the astounding business (and common) sense you've displayed on these boards, I'd be amazed if you charge more than £2.50 for a dry bum rape and pink-eye finish. Add a £1.25 hand shandy and there's an hours graft for you. Excluding VAT of course. Speaking of VAT i need to take a piss. brb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted August 30, 2010 Author Share Posted August 30, 2010 Oh Ive had a word with him and told him he cant treat people like this. Moved my stuff over and hes paying for the damage. Had a good chat with him. The past is haunting the old guy I think. Not Jewish is he? Wtf would that make a difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Oh Ive had a word with him and told him he cant treat people like this. Moved my stuff over and hes paying for the damage. Had a good chat with him. The past is haunting the old guy I think. Not Jewish is he? Wtf would that make a difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 The fences look kind of the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Share Posted August 31, 2010 nutters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20150 Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 Not been down all week so going tonight to see whats happening, get my fucking moolar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Not been down all week so going tonight to see whats happening, get my fucking moolar! arrive with an open can of Special Brew in your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I've got a tiny allotment on Godwin St that was once my grandfathers and whilst not particularly wonderful soil it is next to the water trough and it does me alright. The problem being when my grandfather became ill it was a little neglected and it wasn't as well kept as the others, we'd still tend to it but it wasn't tended to on a daily basis, since then I've been trying my best to get it up to the same standard as the others but to be honest I don't have the means and resources others do (sheds, tools etc). Now the neighboring plot is quite the opposite, its quite impressive even if I do (through clenched teeth) say so. The problem being my neighboring allotmenteer has taken to encroaching on my plot, he's an utter sanctimonious tosser and keeps moving his bloody rope out essentially he's trying to take over my pitch. I've tried talking to the council but it appears he's got friends there (he gives them veg) so they won't act in my defense, any suggestions? Are you still doing this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Where has he gone to? Was it him that upped sticks to the states? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 He posted last week so must still come on. Was he the one that kept getting knocked off the bike and had issues with a female worker (or both). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I think he had an extended run of bad luck, the poor bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Wykiki's the one most likely to end a killing spree by turning the gun on himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Seriously considering hiring a gardener to get the back ready for summer. Cut the grass yesterday and it confirmed just how much I detest gardening, especially with a dodgy back - in a bit of pain today. Need lots of weeding done and some extensive hedge-trimming and just can't face it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 5...4...3....2.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44887 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Spare us the details and just get it waxed, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Veet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Individually nibbled off by ferrets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 You're so bloody predictable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Who me? I said ferrets! They're "random" these days, usurping the old favourite "badger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42456 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 New business there Fish, along the lines of those fish that ate your feet. " Minge Ferrets, cleaner than razors, less painful than wax...... sometimes " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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