kockhead 0 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 (edited) Police on high alert Newcastle after citys only stars on a fake show. Sorry to break the bad news guys but X Factor and Britains got talent fake. Ant and Dec, Cheryl Cole the people keeping Newcastle alive are on the show buts its fake. People are paid to look like twats at auditions. So get rid of the show and then no geordies on telly. Sorry guys but the people keeping Newcastle alive will be on the dole soon. Riots expected Newcastle Edited August 23, 2010 by kockhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Ant and Dec are on X Factor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kockhead 0 Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Ant and Dec are on X Factor? Sorry mate Britans got talent and X factor both fake I'll edit me post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Can you tidy the rest of it up too, I don't understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kockhead 0 Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Can you tidy the rest of it up too, I don't understand it. Not got the time mate its easy to understand Newcastles only stars will be on the dole soon. Soon people will forgot about Newcastle because they can't produce famous people. A bit like Birmingham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Can you tidy the rest of it up too, I don't understand it. He's Scouser, give the man some credit for being able to type that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Can you tidy the rest of it up too, I don't understand it. Not got the time mate its easy to understand Newcastles only stars will be on the dole soon. Soon people will forgot about Newcastle because they can't produce famous people. A bit like Birmingham. Not got the time? What do you got to do, your job you're on holidays from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Police on high alert Newcastle after citys only stars on a fake show. Sorry to break the bad news guys but X Factor and Britains got talent fake. Ant and Dec, Cheryl Cole the people keeping Newcastle alive are on the show buts its fake. People are paid to look like twats at auditions. So get rid of the show and then no geordies on telly. Sorry guys but the people keeping Newcastle alive will be on the dole soon. Riots expected Newcastle can you try that again in english please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Jokes are supposed to have punchlines. And be funny for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Cilla wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Fucking hell This must be one of Stevie's accounts trying to make scousers look like mongs. You are doing a fucking brilliant job Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Fucking hell This must be one of Stevie's accounts trying to make scousers look like mongs. You are doing a fucking brilliant job Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 That reads like one of those e-mails I get wanting me to split a large African inheritance 50-50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 That reads like one of those e-mails I get wanting me to split a large African inheritance 50-50. http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/hsbc-in-t...8c1d703064.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Has anyone been wound up, or made laugh by any of this tools posts? Scouse wit, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Has anyone been wound up, or made laugh by any of this tools posts? Scouse shit, eh? FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kockhead 0 Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 What does FYP mean? people always writing that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 What does FYP mean? people always writing that shit Fucked your pap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Has anyone been wound up, or made laugh by any of this tools posts? Scouse wit, eh? Funny as fuck tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 What does FYP mean? people always writing that shit Felt your pockets. Its Scouse vernacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Why are you posting in General Chat? Is it because you don't want to talk about being below us in the table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Speaking of X Factor, that spacka who 'sang' Mercy has been booted off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 (edited) Speaking of X Factor, that spacka who 'sang' Mercy has been booted off. release mee, release us, 123, we all need mercy pleasee give us mercey, MERCY! She wasn't kicked off x factor, she was kicked off a beauty contest for being overage. There is no age limit on the sex factor. Edited August 23, 2010 by Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 What does FYP mean? people always writing that shit Felt your pockets. Its Scouse vernacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Speaking of X Factor, that spacka who 'sang' Mercy has been booted off. release mee, release us, 123, we all need mercy pleasee give us mercey, MERCY! She wasn't kicked off x factor, she was kicked off a beauty contest for being overage. There is no age limit on the sex factor. The Sun reports that 30-year-old Shirlena Johnson, who got the thumbs up for her strange version of Duffy's 'Mercy', has been diagnosed with serious mental health problems and experts fear she may not be able to cope with the pressure. Release meeeeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now