Louise Taylor's Childhood football memories

[ChezGiven 0]

On the bright side if she's scouring Forums as the Barton piece suggest, there's a chance she knws how much she's loved.

You remember that article about how football hooligans had gone online or was it viscious ignorant fans should not be allowed an opinion or maybe it was lamenting the fact that the internet gave a mouthpiece to ignorant viscious fans.

 

Whatever it was, i had just gone through a period of repeatedly posting that i wanted to kick her in the cunt and suspected she may have read it.

[Ketsbaia 0]

On the bright side if she's scouring Forums as the Barton piece suggest, there's a chance she knws how much she's loved.

You remember that article about how football hooligans had gone online or was it viscious ignorant fans should not be allowed an opinion or maybe it was lamenting the fact that the internet gave a mouthpiece to ignorant viscious fans.

 

Whatever it was, i had just gone through a period of repeatedly posting that i wanted to kick her in the cunt and suspected she may have read it.

 

Get to the back of the queue

[Ketsbaia 0]

She penned another piece about Carroll, it's okay in terms of NUFC bashing but it's cliched nonsense so I thought I'd have a go at her.

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/20...newcastleunited

 

Get in, I love some patronising stereotypes with my football.

"More destructively this heritage dictates he has grown up in Gateshead surrounded by a frequently heavy drinking, "working man's" culture which, sometimes, sees arguments resolved by fists rather than reason."

 

Aye, you can't get moved for pale, middle aged blokes in Farah trousers and slip on shoes kicking seven shades out of one another in front of the Baltic.

 

I'm intrigued, do you engage your brain before committing words to screen Louise or just slap the keyboard, hammer Microsoft Word's thesaurus tool and send whatever comes out to the editor in the hope it'll get published? I'm struggling to find an article of yours over the past few years which hasn't been completely risible and make a mockery of the journalistic standards that I as a writer hold dear.

 

This is by no means your worst piece of writing, I save that honour for your astoundingly ill informed piece on South Africa last summer, but I'm gob smacked that you've ignored the justified criticism that has been levelled at you on a daily basis and plowed on producing this tripe. If you're not bleating about some supposed indescretion by Newcastle United or its fans you are writing something about Roy Keane that wouldn't look out of place in a Mills & Boon novel.

 

You may feel victimised, in fact I know you do as I read your article on "football forum hooligans" but I stumble across your stuff regularly when hunting out the latest pieces from the magnificent David Conn and hilarious Harry Pearson and I'm always staggered by the cliched nonsense you come up with. Apologies if this may seem harsh but I am baffled as to how you managed to stumble into a job on the Guardian, which for my money is the best newspaper in the country, with so little actual journalistic ability.

Edited August 23, 2010 by Ketsbaia

[Tom 14011]

MTTHW BRGGS PWNS TYLR

[Monroe Transfer 0]

Andy Carroll could quite easily pass himself off as a South American or, possibly, southern European. With lustrous dark hair, olive-tinged skin, saturnine eyes and a face that looks far older than his 21 years

 

fizzing at the slit.

[Kitman 2207]

I can see why she's not been offered TV work. Her face could curdle milk at 20 paces.