AgentAxeman 169 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 (edited) I've just watched Gattaca for the umteenth time and i'm a little curious as to one of the questions/assertions in the film. namely, do right handed men piss with thier right hands, or vice versa, do left handed men piss with their left hands? I'm right handed and piss using my right hand. over to you............ Edited August 12, 2010 by AgentAxeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I piss with my knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 169 Posted August 12, 2010 Author Share Posted August 12, 2010 I piss with my knob. LOL, op ammended to make more sense. Damn you alcohol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Right handed...right grip! But I think geet fat blokes use neither...they have to put both hands flat on the wall in front of them. At least that's what they seem to do when I come across their kind in a pub bog, taking up the whole piss wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 im a lefty but use the right one for all pissing and wanking purposes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I use sterilised BBQ tongs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30167 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 It's a two man job for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Gattaca's not worth watching loads of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4355 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Right/right for me. On a similar subject, can anyone explain the modern trend, button fly jeans apart, for blokes undoing their belts and trousers completely in order to piss? Is it some kind of macho thing that says "my knob is so big I can't get it out through the zip"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 More importantly do you hold from the side or from above? There's some wierd fuckers that hold their dick like a sailor holds a cigarette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Right/right for me. On a similar subject, can anyone explain the modern trend, button fly jeans apart, for blokes undoing their belts and trousers completely in order to piss? Is it some kind of macho thing that says "my knob is so big I can't get it out through the zip"? I've seen that before. It's like something you'd do aged 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Left handed, piss right handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Right handed...right grip! But I think geet fat blokes use neither...they have to put both hands flat on the wall in front of them. At least that's what they seem to do when I come across their kind in a pub bog, taking up the whole piss wall. You come across fat men in pub toilets? each to their own... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I wipe standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Right/right. As for the buttons is depends on the arrangement. Sometimes I'll unloosen the belt to make it easier to open. I dont though pull them down like a 7yr old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4713 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Left/left and as Jawd says, button or zip fly I undo them and my belt to piss but its not like i stand there with them round my ankles, its just easier than fumbling with boxers through my jeans and then threading it either through the boxer fly then jeans fly or over the boxer waistband and through jeans fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 One approach is to take off your kecks and boxers, fold them neatly by the sink, and then lean into the urinal with both hands placed against the wall. Punctuating your piss with loud groaning noises, and the occasional "fuck" or "Jesus", also adds to the effect. If you're feeling sociable you can turn to talk to the person next to you, and have a friendly piss up their leg, which they'll enjoy. When you finish, shake your entire body to get the drips off, then get dressed. At no time touch your cock as it's unhygienic. Following the above will help establish you as a "character" in your local. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44109 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Left/left and as Jawd says, button or zip fly I undo them and my belt to piss but its not like i stand there with them round my ankles, its just easier than fumbling with boxers through my jeans and then threading it either through the boxer fly then jeans fly or over the boxer waistband and through jeans fly You're a big boy now![/huggies] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4669 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 One approach is to take off your kecks and boxers, fold them neatly by the sink, and then lean into the urinal with both hands placed against the wall. Punctuating your piss with loud groaning noises, and the occasional "fuck" or "Jesus", also adds to the effect. If you're feeling sociable you can turn to talk to the person next to you, and have a friendly piss up their leg, which they'll enjoy. When you finish, shake your entire body to get the drips off, then get dressed. At no time touch your cock as it's unhygienic. Following the above will help establish you as a "character" in your local. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 The brother of my mate unashamedly washed his arse in the sink in the gent's at Flynn's once because they'd run out of bog roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19807 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 The brother of my mate unashamedly washed his arse in the sink in the gent's at Flynn's once because they'd run out of bog roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 The brother of my mate unashamedly washed his arse in the sink in the gent's at Flynn's once because they'd run out of bog roll. I just can't imagine doing that.....what do you say to the people walking in and out? "All right? Don't mind me, just washing me arse in the sink!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 The brother of my mate unashamedly washed his arse in the sink in the gent's at Flynn's once because they'd run out of bog roll. I just can't imagine doing that.....what do you say to the people walking in and out? "All right? Don't mind me, just washing me arse in the sink!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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