Geordies top poll of most confusing accents

[Guest Tuco Ramirez]

Your stand-up must be class like. Are you on the Isle of Man ferry?

 

I'm fully booked RMS Queen Mary 2 this month starting Monday mate. I work on a lot of cruise boats. Started of Butlins performing after H from steps now I've hit the big time. BBC3 approached about a show but I want BBC1 mate so I rejected them.

 

 

QUEEN MARY 2 LIVERPOOL KOPHEADS WORKPLACE

Well someone has to clean the bogs.

[The Fish 10972]

Scousers sound like radio static. Fact.

[Cid_MCDP 0]

<------ Secretly knows that when he finally gets to see a match at SJP, he will not be able to understand anyone he meets from the boards here and will be doing a lot of nodding and saying, "What? Oh right! Yeah!"

[Monkeys Fist 43098]

Your stand-up must be class like. Are you on the Isle of Man ferry?

 

I'm fully booked RMS Queen Mary 2 this month starting Monday mate. I work on a lot of cruise boats. Started of Butlins performing after H from steps now I've hit the big time. BBC3 approached about a show but I want BBC1 mate so I rejected them.

 

 

QUEEN MARY 2 LIVERPOOL KOPHEADS WORKPLACE

What keeps you awake at night is the certain knowledge that was your big time.

[peasepud 59]

Better than speaking half Welsh you scouse bastard. Ask yourself do scousers talk like cunts? You know the answer. I believe 95% of this country would say you do.

 

I'll say the women love it and the men hate it. I'd rather speak scouse than Geordie. Geordie reminds of fat beer bloke with no top on shouting Wye Aye Man.

 

As I said, I can't comment as I've never met one. Tescos is small fry anyway.

 

Tesco the UKs biggest supermarket and the man in charge a scouser.

 

Bet he still nicks the stock though

[Gejon 2]

The scouse accent

[Rob W 0]

"saying, "What? Oh right! Yeah!""

 

that'll have yee seen as a foreigner straight up

 

the correct answer is

 

"UH? Whye aye, whye aye, man!"

[yacko8 0]

Here are some useful Norfolk phrases and words to help you out if you get stuck in carrot cruncherville

 

Hay ya gittin arn? - Hello

 

Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Morning

 

Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Afternoon

 

Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Evening

 

How're yer getting arn buh?- Norfolk greeting

Rup Bah - Variation on the above

 

Thas a rumman - Not quite up to scratch

 

noo idare - no idea/ don't know

 

Lully ole jarb(Lovely old job) = Excellent

 

Hair- Here

 

Bare- Sold by the pint in pubs

 

Is that roight?- Comment to show that attention is being paid to the

speaker

 

Ass a Jook- I'm just kidding

 

ouver hair / ouver ere - im over here

 

Windam- Small town south of Narridge (Sensible abbreviation of it's

proper

> name : Wymundimunidundim)

 

Loose-tarfed- East coast fishing port

 

Card- Traditionally eaten with chips, might well have been caught off

Loose-tarfed

 

KooDee- Discount shop on high st. Gorleston

 

Hum Base- DIY store

 

Fooze- Electrical component on sale at Hum Base

 

Fool - Petrol or Diesel

 

Drive you steady bor - please drive with more care

 

Stoop ud- Term applied to very silly people

 

Gatoo- Sticky chocolate cake

 

Foo too or Fota - Get these developed at Boots

 

Sproight- Fizzy lemon drink

 

Boost - To Brag about ones achievements

 

Jargon - Like running, but at a more leisurely pace

 

Yow siller owld fule- Comment made to someone displaying "backward"

tendancies

 

How ar ya doin' bor? - How are you?

 

Loight arse- Lighthouse

 

Haysbra (Happisburgh)- Coastal village with a loight arse

 

Hunstan (Hunstanton)- Coastal village

 

Furriners - People who come from anywhere outside of Thetford

 

Blast Bor, yow git a ding-a-tha-lug - I'm going to hit you now

 

Thas a Bit on the Huh - That's a bit wonky/uneven

 

Traa'er- a farming vehicle

 

cumbine airvista - an agricultural vehicle

 

carra rud- a place where narj people go to watch their football team

lose

[Guest alex]

Got a friend from Norfolk who (unfortunately) doesn't have the accent (him and all his mates talk sort of 'Estuary English'). Although his Mam has one. Anyway, rum 'un, i.e. wrong 'un is a one he would use.

[yacko8 0]

Got a friend from Norfolk who (unfortunately) doesn't have the accent (him and all his mates talk sort of 'Estuary English'). Although his Mam has one. Anyway, rum 'un, i.e. wrong 'un is a one he would use.

 

Was great when me Grandad was alive & we travelled up to see the family. The missus & him could talk to each other for 10 minutes & not understand a word each other had said......quality.