Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Is there a height option? I can't date over a certain height tbh. When i was sinlge a few years back a mate's lass tried to set me up with her mate who was 6'7. I met her when we were all out one night, she was good looking and decent to talk to but all i could think of when talking to her was 'i could lick you oot standing up'. Not a good sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. You like a big muscular back? Balls to that like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. Massive belly tiny tits oh my god you know how to make someone feel ill. Tits bigger than belly has always been even my beer goggles rule. Aye swimmers but not muscly. Is there a height option? I can't date over a certain height tbh. It's fuckin intimidating. We're two big lads but any lass over 6ft, I just think dear me Brigitte Neilsen. Seen a woman 6ft5 when I was down London, felt about 4ft2 not 6ft2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. That's a right con in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Is there a height option? I can't date over a certain height tbh. When i was sinlge a few years back a mate's lass tried to set me up with her mate who was 6'7. I met her when we were all out one night, she was good looking and decent to talk to but all i could think of when talking to her was 'i could lick you oot standing up'. Not a good sign. Make me nervous if they're too tall. One of the mothers is quite keen on me and we sometimes chat when picking up the kids, but she's way too tall. Keeps making cd's for me and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Is there a height option? I can't date over a certain height tbh. When i was sinlge a few years back a mate's lass tried to set me up with her mate who was 6'7. I met her when we were all out one night, she was good looking and decent to talk to but all i could think of when talking to her was 'i could lick you oot standing up'. Not a good sign. [Videprinter]...6ft7...(SIX FOOT SEVEN)...[Videprinter/] Fuck me gently! I'm 6ft2 and my limit is about 5ft5 tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. You like a big muscular back? Balls to that like. Aye, just like Andre the Giants, tbf. Ye naa what I mean, not fat, not skinny, just right. I'm defo a face man though. Then check out the frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Is there a height option? I can't date over a certain height tbh. When i was sinlge a few years back a mate's lass tried to set me up with her mate who was 6'7. I met her when we were all out one night, she was good looking and decent to talk to but all i could think of when talking to her was 'i could lick you oot standing up'. Not a good sign. [Videprinter]...6ft7...(SIX FOOT SEVEN)...[Videprinter/] Fuck me gently! I'm 6ft2 and my limit is about 5ft5 tbh. I actually don't mind 5ft-5ft3 at all. Easier to pick up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) Used to know a lass who was dead smart but used to stoop all the time as she was about 6ft 2 and very self-conscious about it. 6ft 7 though? Poor lass. Edited January 5, 2011 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Midget gems tbh. Never realised it about myself until I turned 30 but have never been out with a lass over 5ft5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. That's a right con in my book. Vile, tbh. Anyway, what am I talking about. I've been with my lass for years. Had first bairn at 20 and havn't fired into anything for a long time. Still have a little peruse now and again though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Is there a height option? I can't date over a certain height tbh. When i was sinlge a few years back a mate's lass tried to set me up with her mate who was 6'7. I met her when we were all out one night, she was good looking and decent to talk to but all i could think of when talking to her was 'i could lick you oot standing up'. Not a good sign. [Videprinter]...6ft7...(SIX FOOT SEVEN)...[Videprinter/] Fuck me gently! I'm 6ft2 and my limit is about 5ft5 tbh. Would have to be gently. Anything vigorous with her on top and i'd have snapped in half man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Tall lasses are alright for porn, but never the two worlds should meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. That's a right con in my book. Vile, tbh. Anyway, what am I talking about. I've been with my lass for years. Had first bairn at 20 and havn't fired into anything for a long time. Still have a little peruse now and again though If you did I bet you'd have the jesters feet after about 5 seconds. Up and over like a pan of milk. No disrespect to your lass, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. That's a right con in my book. Vile, tbh. Anyway, what am I talking about. I've been with my lass for years. Had first bairn at 20 and havn't fired into anything for a long time. Still have a little peruse now and again though If you did I bet you'd have the jesters feet after about 5 seconds. Up and over like a pan of milk. No disrespect to your lass, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. That's a right con in my book. Vile, tbh. Anyway, what am I talking about. I've been with my lass for years. Had first bairn at 20 and havn't fired into anything for a long time. Still have a little peruse now and again though If you did I bet you'd have the jesters feet after about 5 seconds. Up and over like a pan of milk. No disrespect to your lass, obviously. I'd not even get me Y'ers off to be honest. Erupt like Vesuvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42687 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 6ft 7 is crazy. Bet her fanny was spacious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Its all irrelevant if there is no personality though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Don't put yourself down TR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Don't put yourself down TR. cheers mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Don't put yourself down TR. cheers mate Just joshing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Don't put yourself down TR. cheers mate Just joshing I know sweetie, besides why would I worry? I have it all If my brother in law is talking about any woman whos not...lets say reasonable looking, he always adds...'but shes got a lovely personality' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41340 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I put Face as my preferance. Nee big girls for me though, fuck all that 'more cushion for the pushin' shite, got to have a decent chassis on them or I don't want to know. You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. That's a right con in my book. Vile, tbh. Anyway, what am I talking about. I've been with my lass for years. Had first bairn at 20 and havn't fired into anything for a long time. Still have a little peruse now and again though If you did I bet you'd have the jesters feet after about 5 seconds. Up and over like a pan of milk. No disrespect to your lass, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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