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1. Man Utd : Most season ticket holders asian. The only people happy are the ones selling the currys. The place stinks of shit. I know my fart stinks of shit after a good curry. Light a ciggie the place would blow up.

 

Racist much?

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Don't mind anyone else. Comments about Liverpool tempt me to put Newcastle in. I'm not going to I feel sorry for Newcastle FC supporters. A well supported club thats won fuck all. Not one of Liverpools rivals never will be.

 

Football was invented before the 70's, just so you know.

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1. Man Utd : Most season ticket holders asian. The only people happy are the ones selling the currys. The place stinks of shit. I know my fart stinks of shit after a good curry. Light a ciggie the place would blow up.

 

Racist much?

 

How is it racist?

 

Fact: Asian people like currys

Fact: Currys make you fart

Fact: Farts smell

Fact: A lot of asian people support Man Utd

Fact: I'm not racist

Fact: Your a wanker

 

Football was invented before the 70's, just so you know.

 

I know mate we won FA League and European cups after the 70s mate

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1. Man Utd : Most season ticket holders asian. The only people happy are the ones selling the currys. The place stinks of shit. I know my fart stinks of shit after a good curry. Light a ciggie the place would blow up.

2. Everton The peoples club my arse. The Evertonians give Liverpool a bad name. Them Evertonians would rob socks of tramp the smelly tw*ts. Goodison park stinks of cat piss.

3. Chelsea Rent boy fan club. Most chelsea fans hire chicks with dicks for "bit of fun". The owners can buy plenty of pies for fat Frank but they can never buy are history. Also Chelsea fans posh twats from public schools. Thats why the season ticket double the price of Liverpool and Man Utds. Go to a polo game them Chelsea fans all over the place with male escorts ffs.

 

Don't mind anyone else. Comments about Liverpool tempt me to put Newcastle in. I'm not going to I feel sorry for Newcastle FC supporters. A well supported club thats won fuck all. Not one of Liverpools rivals never will be.

Never been we were light years ahead of you in the mid 90s never looked at you as rivals then never will do on or off the park, we've been a lot closer than you to winning the title in the last 20 years as well.

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1. Man Utd : Most season ticket holders asian. The only people happy are the ones selling the currys. The place stinks of shit. I know my fart stinks of shit after a good curry. Light a ciggie the place would blow up.

 

Racist much?

 

How is it racist?

 

Fact: Asian people like currys

Fact: Currys make you fart

Fact: Farts smell

Fact: A lot of asian people support Man Utd

Fact: I'm not racist

Fact: Your a wanker

 

Football was invented before the 70's, just so you know.

 

I know mate we won FA League and European cups after the 70s mate

I'd say 90% of Asian support Liverpool anyway so that's a myth. You're basing it on the three who sit together with the turbans. There are at least 65,000 mancs in OT every week, I'd be amazed if there's 20,000 bindippers in Anfield.

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So your main problem with Man Utd is that their fans are Asian? That's essentially what you said.

 

No the main problem is no one from Manchester supports Utd. They all support City. Thats why old trafford full of asians. I bet you most corner shops shut match day in Manchester. Not good if you need a paper for the horses hay mate.

 

I'd say 90% of Asian support Liverpool anyway so that's a myth. You're basing it on the three who sit together with the turbans. There are at least 65,000 mancs in OT every week, I'd be amazed if there's 20,000 bindippers in Anfield.

 

Get back to the Man Utd forum mate. I'll join you but I'm banned mate. I'll have to get me boffin brother to change me IP before the season starts. Mank geordie how inbred your like cat a mate.

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So your main problem with Man Utd is that their fans are Asian? That's essentially what you said.

 

No the main problem is no one from Manchester supports Utd. They all support City. Thats why old trafford full of asians. I bet you most corner shops shut match day in Manchester. Not good if you need a paper for the horses hay mate.

 

I'd say 90% of Asian support Liverpool anyway so that's a myth. You're basing it on the three who sit together with the turbans. There are at least 65,000 mancs in OT every week, I'd be amazed if there's 20,000 bindippers in Anfield.

 

Get back to the Man Utd forum mate. I'll join you but I'm banned mate. I'll have to get me boffin brother to change me IP before the season starts. Mank geordie how inbred your like cat a mate.

That's the worst abuse I've ever seen, you're like a cat mate. I'm deeply offended meow meow. I'd rather be a fuckin cat than a pilfering adidas shellsuit wearing 35 year old 5ft2 (you're all small cunts in your city) 15st "meff".

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So your main problem with Man Utd is that their fans are Asian? That's essentially what you said.

 

No the main problem is no one from Manchester supports Utd. They all support City. Thats why old trafford full of asians. I bet you most corner shops shut match day in Manchester. Not good if you need a paper for the horses hay mate.

I'd say 90% of Asian support Liverpool anyway so that's a myth. You're basing it on the three who sit together with the turbans. There are at least 65,000 mancs in OT every week, I'd be amazed if there's 20,000 bindippers in Anfield.

 

Get back to the Man Utd forum mate. I'll join you but I'm banned mate. I'll have to get me boffin brother to change me IP before the season starts. Mank geordie how inbred your like cat a mate.

 

Look you bindipping illiterate twat, go and ride your mum before she catches a cold.

 

Absolute non-entity like your shitty club, your support makes fucking tools like Jade Goody look like Albert Einstein. Now jog yourself back to your shit forum.

 

I've said my piece. Bless.

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Now jog yourself back to your shit forum.

 

I've got two windows on me computer mate. The Liverpool forum and the Newcastle forum. See my computer gots lots of ram unlike your 128mb mate. Get a job and get a better computer before your computer blows up.

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1. Man United - Scum. The team I was brought up to hate. A vile bunch. Full of plastic fans, and their local support I have found to be nothing short of "Shameless-like".

 

2. Chelsea - No soul whatsoever. Plus their fans links with the National Front make me kinda destest them. Not to mention players like Terry, Drogba and Ballack who are complete cunts.

 

3. Man City - Used to be a likeable underdog but now this future designer label represented by mercenaries sum up all that is wrong with modern football.

 

4. Liverpool - The way the media wank over them and their "amazing fans", despite the stories I have read about red scousers causing trouble over the years.

 

5. Birmingham - Nasty bunch, forever in Villa's shadow and should get back to whichever tinpot league they belong in.

 

6. West Ham - Devoted fanbase but some experiences I've had with their fans in the past has made me think of them as a bit classless.

 

7. Spurs - Not a popular choice but I've never had a problem with them, plus more power to them for breaking the Sky 4. Again, fans who love their team.

 

8. Arsenal - The most attractive team to watch in the EPL. Their players are almost artist-like. Plus a girl I like is a gooner. :D

 

9. Villa - A good team with a good manager and a strong squad. Sleeping giants.

 

10. Fulham - Really likeable club, I think the whole country (except Chelsea and QPR fans of course) backed them in the UEFA final.

 

11. Everton - Great fans, always shake up the big boys and have a load of potential to do well. Always nice to see them win a big match.

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The way the media wank over them and their "amazing fans", despite the stories I have read about red scousers causing trouble over the years
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Don't think The Sun does. Even the evertonains don't buy that shit.

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1. Man Utd : Most season ticket holders asian. The only people happy are the ones selling the currys. The place stinks of shit. I know my fart stinks of shit after a good curry. Light a ciggie the place would blow up.

 

Listen you half-witted ignorant xenophobe, stop it with your negative stereotyping. Im asian and im a regular visitor to this site. But with idiots like you typing comments i can see how it might deter people from mixing in with good football banter. Looking at the way you type, im guessing English isnt your first language too. So why dont you join me for a curry sometime and we can work through basic grammar. Twat! :D

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The way the media wank over them and their "amazing fans", despite the stories I have read about red scousers causing trouble over the years
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Don't think The Sun does. Even the evertonains don't buy that shit.

 

Wasn't referring to any specific media outlet, but the general message the media portrays of LFC is that they have the most incredible fanbase in the world.

 

I know that The Sun published some disgraceful stories about Hillsborough though. I would be disgusted even if it was Man United fans they wrote that about.

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1. Man Utd : Most season ticket holders asian. The only people happy are the ones selling the currys. The place stinks of shit. I know my fart stinks of shit after a good curry. Light a ciggie the place would blow up.

 

Listen you half-witted ignorant xenophobe, stop it with your negative stereotyping. Im asian and im a regular visitor to this site. But with idiots like you typing comments i can see how it might deter people from mixing in with good football banter. Looking at the way you type, im guessing English isnt your first language too. So why dont you join me for a curry sometime and we can work through basic grammar. Twat! :D

 

I'll join you for a curry if your paying and getting the ale in mate. I've got nothing against the asians I'm friends with punjab from the corner shop. I'm just saying that lots of asians support Man Utd. Its not racist saying asians like currys and its true you fart after a good curry. I like a curry mate nothing wrong with that. But if everyone at anfield had a curry the previous night the place would stink and the amount of methane in the place it wouldn't be safe to light a curry. As for stereotyping everyones on here is calling me a thief. The only time I've been in trouble is for possession of cannabis and I got a caution.

 

I know that The Sun published some disgraceful stories about Hillsborough though. I would be disgusted even if it was Man United fans they wrote that about

 

Thats why most shops don't sell it in Liverpool. Thick twats the sun Liverpool the 4th Most populated city in England.

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1. Man Utd : Most season ticket holders asian. The only people happy are the ones selling the currys. The place stinks of shit. I know my fart stinks of shit after a good curry. Light a ciggie the place would blow up.

 

Listen you half-witted ignorant xenophobe, stop it with your negative stereotyping. Im asian and im a regular visitor to this site. But with idiots like you typing comments i can see how it might deter people from mixing in with good football banter. Looking at the way you type, im guessing English isnt your first language too. So why dont you join me for a curry sometime and we can work through basic grammar. Twat! :D

Not worth talking to racist council estate scum mate. Ignore him.

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1. Man Utd : Most season ticket holders asian. The only people happy are the ones selling the currys. The place stinks of shit. I know my fart stinks of shit after a good curry. Light a ciggie the place would blow up.

 

Listen you half-witted ignorant xenophobe, stop it with your negative stereotyping. Im asian and im a regular visitor to this site. But with idiots like you typing comments i can see how it might deter people from mixing in with good football banter. Looking at the way you type, im guessing English isnt your first language too. So why dont you join me for a curry sometime and we can work through basic grammar. Twat! :D

Not worth talking to racist council estate scum mate. Ignore him.

 

I'm not racist and I don't live on a council estate. True their is council estates in Liverpool, Manchester, London so what the fucks your point? Your racist against scousers.

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No the main problem is no one from Manchester supports Utd. They all support City. Thats why old trafford full of asians. I bet you most corner shops shut match day in Manchester. Not good if you need a paper for the horses hay mate.

So nobody in Manchester supports Man U yet all the shops are shut there on matchdays cos theyre all at the game? [/fuckinglost]

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1. Man Utd : Most season ticket holders asian. The only people happy are the ones selling the currys. The place stinks of shit. I know my fart stinks of shit after a good curry. Light a ciggie the place would blow up.

 

Listen you half-witted ignorant xenophobe, stop it with your negative stereotyping. Im asian and im a regular visitor to this site. But with idiots like you typing comments i can see how it might deter people from mixing in with good football banter. Looking at the way you type, im guessing English isnt your first language too. So why dont you join me for a curry sometime and we can work through basic grammar. Twat! :D

Not worth talking to racist council estate scum mate. Ignore him.

 

I'm not racist and I don't live on a council estate. True their is council estates in Liverpool, Manchester, London so what the fucks your point? Your racist against scousers.

I agree you're a race. You should have your own state, you'd be like Albania at best without help from the UK. I mean what has Liverpool got? What infrastructure?

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No the main problem is no one from Manchester supports Utd. They all support City. Thats why old trafford full of asians. I bet you most corner shops shut match day in Manchester. Not good if you need a paper for the horses hay mate.

So nobody in Manchester supports Man U yet all the shops are shut there on matchdays cos theyre all at the game? [/fuckinglost]

 

This whole "no-one in Manchester supports United" is just a myth - the place is crawling with the vermin. :D

 

I would agree that United have a hell of a lot more OOT support than City do though.

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I agree you're a race. You should have your own state, you'd be like Albania at best without help from the UK. I mean what has Liverpool got? What infrastructure?

 

A lot more than Newcastle has to offer just wait mate I'll find a few pics

 

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That good enough? I could find more but I've got no time. Going to town tonight over 300 clubs in town might pop in the cavern you know the worlds most famous pub.

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