Rank the Premiership clubs

[Howmanheyman 32706]

1: SAFC - Completely obsessed with us, from the Chairman down to the ordinary fan, how many times I've heard a Sunderland manager/chairman/player bring NUFC into any interview they do. The fans know deep down they're a satellite of a bigger thing, the moon to our earth if you like.

 

2: Man Utd - The fucking arrogance of these cunts is unsurpassed, only Citeh can possibly hope to overtake them on this score as Mancs tend to think they're sussed and cool as fuck. Gloryhunting bastards as well.

 

3: Citeh - I think these have calmed down a little as not so long ago they used to have a real SAFC like obsession with us and particularly any mention of our support. When they had nothing to boast about, they used their support as a bragging device, it used to really fucking grate on them when KK was there and all he'd do was harp on about NUFC! Too many of the fuckers have this Liam Gallacher-esque strut going on. Knobs.

 

4: Spurs - Gazza, Waddle, 80's 'glamour' boys, 'big 5', holsten fucking pils, fans thinking their club are one of the elite, harry Redknapp and chas & dave, etc. Tossers.

 

5: Arsenal - Their fans are the most boring, moaning set of arseholes I've had the misfortune to hear. The lack of class by Henry and co when we beat them at Highbury was virtually swept under the carpet at the time, they still think they were hard done by. And that cunt Dixon getting Ginola sent off. Moon faced twat!

 

6: Villa - One of the clubs who are bitter as fuck the coverage NUFC gets compared to themselves, fans are generally boring cunts and the police down there are arseholes. Also got escorted along the dirt track in front of our supporters, hand held behind my back by the Brummie police, with the 'naughty boy' song ringing in my ears from our lot because I told one to go fuck himself as he was telling me off for swearing. (at a football match in 1989, on a crowded terrace! who'd have believed it!?).

 

7: Stoke - Saw these 'hard cunts' beat a couple of Mags up in their end on boxing day, '89. Didn't go to the league cup game in the nineties but heard the tales of them hitting any random Mag they saw, regardless who they were.

 

8: Chelsea - cheating bastards, owe their titles to a sugar daddy.

 

9: Liverpool - Luckiest team on the planet, glory hunting supporters from everywhere in the UK and Ireland to further abroard. Media adore them, their players get away with fucking murder particularly Gerrard.

 

10: Everton - Never minded them to be honest, but they've fell into the same trap as Villa, Spurs and Citeh. Bitter of our status in the game.

 

Not really arsed about the rest under normal circumstances.

[kockhead 0]

That first ones just Wetherby Services.

 

 

and he said infrastructure you thick cunt

 

Infrastructure is the basic physical and organizational structures needed for the operation of a society or enterprise,[1] or the services and facilities necessary for an economy to function.

 

You think people get the arena by helecopter mate? Did you know Liverpool has a underground? Your thick not me you don't know what infrastructure means

Edited July 30, 2010 by kockhead

[Monroe Transfer 0]

I wasn't aware that only Asian people eat curries.

[Craig 6670]

The way the media wank over them and their "amazing fans", despite the stories I have read about red scousers causing trouble over the years

.

 

Don't think The Sun does. Even the evertonains don't buy that shit.

 

Can tell you're not actually from the city. The Sun have been trying to brown-nose their way back into Liverpool for over 20 years man. Working-class city, it was one of their prime selling targets.

[Craig 6670]

I agree you're a race. You should have your own state, you'd be like Albania at best without help from the UK. I mean what has Liverpool got? What infrastructure?

 

A lot more than Newcastle has to offer just wait mate I'll find a few pics

 

 

That good enough? I could find more but I've got no time. Going to town tonight over 300 clubs in town might pop in the cavern you know the worlds most famous pub.

 

But you don't fucking live their so why are you trying to sell the city?

 

And anyway, how many times have you been to Newcastle? I grew up there and my lass comes from Liverpool so I've spent a good deal in both cities. Neither has anything really to offer over the other. The difference is that Newcastle invested off its own back whereas Liverpool has had to rely on Capital of Culture funds.

 

Ironically the majority of the structures you've linked in the photos was funded by the Capital of Culture status.

[Craig 6670]

Infrastructure is the basic physical and organizational structures needed for the operation of a society or enterprise,[1] or the services and facilities necessary for an economy to function.

 

A clear admission that you know fuck all and are relying on Wikipedia as a source. FFS you could have at least removed the reference number

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Infrastructure is the basic physical and organizational structures needed for the operation of a society or enterprise,[1] or the services and facilities necessary for an economy to function.

 

A clear admission that you know fuck all and are relying on Wikipedia as a source. FFS you could have at least removed the reference number

Where's he from like Craig?

[Craig 6670]

Infrastructure is the basic physical and organizational structures needed for the operation of a society or enterprise,[1] or the services and facilities necessary for an economy to function.

 

A clear admission that you know fuck all and are relying on Wikipedia as a source. FFS you could have at least removed the reference number

Where's he from like Craig?

 

Wasn't this the clown who was from Sarf Lahdan and offered JawD out the other day? Or was that the Mackem lunatic?

 

We've got so many retards turning up here these days, I lose count.

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Infrastructure is the basic physical and organizational structures needed for the operation of a society or enterprise,[1] or the services and facilities necessary for an economy to function.

 

A clear admission that you know fuck all and are relying on Wikipedia as a source. FFS you could have at least removed the reference number

Where's he from like Craig?

 

Wasn't this the clown who was from Sarf Lahdan and offered JawD out the other day? Or was that the Mackem lunatic?

 

We've got so many retards turning up here these days, I lose count.

So he's from London pretending to be a scouser There's a deep attraction for random wronguns to come to this board, I don't know what it is.

[Craig 6670]

Actually I think it might have been the Mackem who was from London. Wasn't this idiot from Aintree or St Helens?

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Actually I think it might have been the Mackem who was from London. Wasn't this idiot from Aintree or St Helens?

He said he was, but you can tell by the ip where he's from.

[Craig 6670]

Actually I think it might have been the Mackem who was from London. Wasn't this idiot from Aintree or St Helens?

He said he was, but you can tell by the ip where he's from.

 

I know you can... hence my re-assessment

[parkinpants 0]

1 - Liverpool - vermin, murderers, impossible to have an intelligent conversation with them

2 - Manchester City - that guy who tattooed Champions League champions 2011 speaks for itself

3 - Arsenal - ugly players, don't like getting tackled

4 - Chelsea - nouvelle riche

5 - Blackburn - inbreds

6 - Bolton - inbreds

7- West Ham - Brummies, most uneventful city in the world, famous for nothing

8 - Wolves - as above

9 - Aston Villa - as above

 

Impossible to have any feelings either way for this lot...

10 - Stoke -

11- Sunderland -

12- Birmingham -

13- WBA -

14 - Blackpool

15 - Fulham -

 

16 - Tottenham - not sure why, maybe I'm partly Jewish

17 - Everton - they hate Liverpool

18 - Wigan - really enjoyed their first year in the Prem, shame the team got dismantled

19 - Man Utd - best chants, "without killing anyone... they've won it 3 times"

[Guest alex]

7- West Ham - Brummies, most uneventful city in the world, famous for nothing

[parkinpants 0]

7- West Ham - Brummies, most uneventful city in the world, famous for nothing

 

ah, switch that with West Brom

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Think after yesterday, and in general I'd have Tottenham sharing second place now, and Man City up 4.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

7- West Ham - Brummies, most uneventful city in the world, famous for nothing

[Billy Castell 0]

It's quite difficult to rate all the teams, but out of those I hate...............

 

1. Spurs: So-called big club that swaggers about like some arrogant chav with delusions of granduer. Can't stand Redknapp either.

2. Arsenal: Petulent bunch of pretty boys who throw their handbags about if they get touched. Wenger's a cunt too.

3. West Ham: a 'fashionably unfashionable' club owned by 2 old cunts who made their money selling things that go up cunts. Russell Brand and James Corden are apparently fans.

4. Aston Villa: A fan dislocated my sister's jaw after a Brum/Villa derby, and my dad's car was broken into during another match.

5. Liverpool: These scousers think that they're somethinng special don't they?

6. Man City: Suddenly see themselves as some sort of super-club that is as big as Real Madrid because some daft Arab got bored wiping his arse with £50 notes. The legions of glory suppoters have ignored the past 15-20 or so years of them being a comedy club.

[Mac-Toon 1]

1) Liverpool. Overly pushy of their history. Love a drama. Hate them, their plastic scouser fans. Love to see them beat.

2) Sun'lun. Just bitter, cold in wor shadow. always have and always will hate everything which represents the place. The scum of the earth, not a mackem excluded from that.

3) Villa. Shit fans. Shit city. Shit.

4) Spurs. Second biggest club in London and the fans accept this. Stinkin' dirty area.

 

The rest fall into a group of also rans with; Wigan, B'Ham, B'Pool, W'Ham, City etc.

 

Like to see Blackburn dee well with them being one of the few to win Premier League.

 

Chelsea are fuckin' nowt. Shittest of fans. Shit ground. Shite.

 

Arsenal and Man Utd unfortunately are the place to be.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

1) Liverpool. Overly pushy of their history. Love a drama. Hate them, their plastic scouser fans. Love to see them beat.

2) Sun'lun. Just bitter, cold in wor shadow. always have and always will hate everything which represents the place. The scum of the earth, not a mackem excluded from that.

3) Villa. Shit fans. Shit city. Shit.

4) Spurs. Second biggest club in London and the fans accept this. Stinkin' dirty area.

 

The rest fall into a group of also rans with; Wigan, B'Ham, B'Pool, W'Ham, City etc.

 

Like to see Blackburn dee well with them being one of the few to win Premier League.

Chelsea are fuckin' nowt. Shittest of fans. Shit ground. Shite.

 

Arsenal and Man Utd unfortunately are the place to be.

Chelsea are a much bigger club than Spurs. Spurs can come back when they've won as many league titles as Huddersfield which they never will have. Also Stamford Bridge is an excellent ground, been loads of times, far better than that wankhole WHL.

[Howmanheyman 32706]

1. Man Utd, very similar to City with the gobshite levels switched to warp factor ten, the default Manc setting of a streetwise sussed Mancunian going about his business is fucking tedious to watch and they just do not knowing when it's best to keep schtum, where they go ahead of their bitter blue neighbours is the annoying cunts who follow them from every part of the UK who have no real awareness of just how nobody values a fucking thing they say. Most Placca Reds hate NUFC more than the actual Red Mancs.

 

2. Spurs, forget Liverpool in the eighties, Spurs were the team. They won the cup and the UEFA cup. Yep, any Cockney Spud will tell just how great they were. They last won the league in 1961 which, funny enough, is the cut off part of historical silverware according to some of their fans as our cup wins a few years earlier is ancient history. They spout shite, their ground is a horrible place to get to and I just detest the cunts. The media loved these fuckers back in the day with the Argies in their side and they had their noses royally put out of joint when we got a bit of attention and overtook them in the nineties. Knobs, basically.

 

3. Arsenal, yes, that's right, Arsenal. If whinging won you the title these cunts would have more titles than Rangers, Linfield and Celtic combined. Quite a fair size of their support are just as bad as they're whining players. Fuck me, they're still crying about Parlour getting sent off against us when we beat them at Highbury! Terry Henry was a total bell helmet that night and the lack of class they showed was fantastically highlighted by Sir Bob after the game. If they spent more time just getting on with they're game they'd definitely be at least 6 points a season better off. P.S. It's amazing how many middle age Tarquins from Islington seemed to have forgotten just how dull, tedious and outright boring their club used to be, (They're must have been 200 to 300 of the fuckers up here the season they won the league after nearly twenty years!).

 

4. Man City, see Man Utd minus the placca sheep. Hated it when KK kept talking about us when he was their manager, go almost apoplectic when any media person praises our support. Bitter Blues is about right.

 

5. Liverpool, I'll be honest here, most Scouse Reds I've met have been spot on, it's just they, like their Red Manc mates have attracted every bulls knacker in the UK who need to show off their love of LFC to get a bit of attention off people who will always look down on these pathetic, unloved needy bastards. Like Spurs in the eighties, it's getting on twenty years since their last title although they have an uncanny ability to be spawny as fuck in finals, the UEFA cup final against the Spanish minnows, the utter meltdown by a Milan side who were so much better than them it was untrue, even West Ham could feel pissed off to get beat with a last minute 30 yarder going in. The likes of Phil Thompson don't help either with the BBC being Liverpools greatest supporters in the not so distant past. Past, they have one apparently, just in case they hadn't mentioned it, like.

 

6. Sunderland, if I'm being more brutal and honest, plus if it was in the week before the derby, these would be number one, there's no other team I'd rather beat in the world, what can you say about SAFC that hasn't already been said? Maybe we should leave it Sir Tom Cowie, Bob Murray and Saint Niall Quinn to say everything that needs to be said about their support. All Chairmen of the Orcs who have pleaded for Mackems to start supporting their team, (Cowie actually wishing their support was as good as ours whilst Murray said it was unfair to compare Sunderland to Newcastle). Work with a couple of decent Mackems which is why I've been nice.

 

7. Villa, bitter, bitter, bitter bastards these are, bitter as fuck that they are routinely ignored as a club and as a fan base when plaudits are handed out. Their support is a fucking disgrace, seriously fucking shite. They won the European cup in the early eighties after winning the title, a couple of years later they're pulling twelve fucking thousand against us in the 1st division!!! Never mind the 'Ant & Dec' banners, these fuckers, like Spurs, really resent the fact that, (as Stevie once said), They could win the treble, have an Al Queda attack on Villa Park wiping out hundreds of innocents and they'd still be ignored and thought boring bastards. Gavin, 26, technician from autoglass is as fucking boring as he sounds and as for fucking Collymore!

 

8. Chelsea, funny enough, have met a few of their older fans and they're alright to be honest and know about 2nd division life and not winning titles, (their crowds weren't as good as ours though, naturally), however their players are cunts and are almost as bad as the Gunners when it comes to crying like babies. They dive and are basically cheats and CFC owe their title success to a Russian, it's as simple as that.

 

Not that arsed about the rest, Everton, despite getting the odd internet Knacker aren't a bad lot when I've cracked on with them just down to earth lads, really. Blackburn, what can you say? Always a popular Mag away day from the past, I think it was my 3rd time at Ewood Park before I actually met one! Fulham are like Charlton, whenever I talk to their fans I always get the impression that they're a mild mannered Social worker or something or a timid bloke like Ronnie Corbett in 'Sorry'. Harmless I suppose. West Ham used to be cunts but not really bothered about them apart from their unfeasibly large media/showbusiness fanbase. Wolves, WBA etc, no feelings either way.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

1. Man Utd, very similar to City with the gobshite levels switched to warp factor ten, the default Manc setting of a streetwise sussed Mancunian going about his business is fucking tedious to watch and they just do not knowing when it's best to keep schtum, where they go ahead of their bitter blue neighbours is the annoying cunts who follow them from every part of the UK who have no real awareness of just how nobody values a fucking thing they say. Most Placca Reds hate NUFC more than the actual Red Mancs.

 

2. Spurs, forget Liverpool in the eighties, Spurs were the team. They won the cup and the UEFA cup. Yep, any Cockney Spud will tell just how great they were. They last won the league in 1961 which, funny enough, is the cut off part of historical silverware according to some of their fans as our cup wins a few years earlier is ancient history. They spout shite, their ground is a horrible place to get to and I just detest the cunts. The media loved these fuckers back in the day with the Argies in their side and they had their noses royally put out of joint when we got a bit of attention and overtook them in the nineties. Knobs, basically.

 

3. Arsenal, yes, that's right, Arsenal. If whinging won you the title these cunts would have more titles than Rangers, Linfield and Celtic combined. Quite a fair size of their support are just as bad as they're whining players. Fuck me, they're still crying about Parlour getting sent off against us when we beat them at Highbury! Terry Henry was a total bell helmet that night and the lack of class they showed was fantastically highlighted by Sir Bob after the game. If they spent more time just getting on with they're game they'd definitely be at least 6 points a season better off. P.S. It's amazing how many middle age Tarquins from Islington seemed to have forgotten just how dull, tedious and outright boring their club used to be, (They're must have been 200 to 300 of the fuckers up here the season they won the league after nearly twenty years!).

 

4. Man City, see Man Utd minus the placca sheep. Hated it when KK kept talking about us when he was their manager, go almost apoplectic when any media person praises our support. Bitter Blues is about right.

 

5. Liverpool, I'll be honest here, most Scouse Reds I've met have been spot on, it's just they, like their Red Manc mates have attracted every bulls knacker in the UK who need to show off their love of LFC to get a bit of attention off people who will always look down on these pathetic, unloved needy bastards. Like Spurs in the eighties, it's getting on twenty years since their last title although they have an uncanny ability to be spawny as fuck in finals, the UEFA cup final against the Spanish minnows, the utter meltdown by a Milan side who were so much better than them it was untrue, even West Ham could feel pissed off to get beat with a last minute 30 yarder going in. The likes of Phil Thompson don't help either with the BBC being Liverpools greatest supporters in the not so distant past. Past, they have one apparently, just in case they hadn't mentioned it, like.

 

6. Sunderland, if I'm being more brutal and honest, plus if it was in the week before the derby, these would be number one, there's no other team I'd rather beat in the world, what can you say about SAFC that hasn't already been said? Maybe we should leave it Sir Tom Cowie, Bob Murray and Saint Niall Quinn to say everything that needs to be said about their support. All Chairmen of the Orcs who have pleaded for Mackems to start supporting their team, (Cowie actually wishing their support was as good as ours whilst Murray said it was unfair to compare Sunderland to Newcastle). Work with a couple of decent Mackems which is why I've been nice.

 

7. Villa, bitter, bitter, bitter bastards these are, bitter as fuck that they are routinely ignored as a club and as a fan base when plaudits are handed out. Their support is a fucking disgrace, seriously fucking shite. They won the European cup in the early eighties after winning the title, a couple of years later they're pulling twelve fucking thousand against us in the 1st division!!! Never mind the 'Ant & Dec' banners, these fuckers, like Spurs, really resent the fact that, (as Stevie once said), They could win the treble, have an Al Queda attack on Villa Park wiping out hundreds of innocents and they'd still be ignored and thought boring bastards. Gavin, 26, technician from autoglass is as fucking boring as he sounds and as for fucking Collymore!

 

8. Chelsea, funny enough, have met a few of their older fans and they're alright to be honest and know about 2nd division life and not winning titles, (their crowds weren't as good as ours though, naturally), however their players are cunts and are almost as bad as the Gunners when it comes to crying like babies. They dive and are basically cheats and CFC owe their title success to a Russian, it's as simple as that.

 

Not that arsed about the rest, Everton, despite getting the odd internet Knacker aren't a bad lot when I've cracked on with them just down to earth lads, really. Blackburn, what can you say? Always a popular Mag away day from the past, I think it was my 3rd time at Ewood Park before I actually met one! Fulham are like Charlton, whenever I talk to their fans I always get the impression that they're a mild mannered Social worker or something or a timid bloke like Ronnie Corbett in 'Sorry'. Harmless I suppose. West Ham used to be cunts but not really bothered about them apart from their unfeasibly large media/showbusiness fanbase. Wolves, WBA etc, no feelings either way.

Were they shite, they couldn't even come in the top three once. Liverpool were by far and away the team of the 80's, the blue dippers and even Villa would be above Spurs in the 80's too. Wank club. Two victories in Cup Finals is fuck all to shout about, and they wouldn't have even won the UEFA if it wasn't for a ref being paid off in Forest v Anderlecht Semi Final.

 

The Villa crack fuckin spot on.

Edited December 29, 2010 by You FCB Get Out Of Our Club

[Howmanheyman 32706]

1. Man Utd, very similar to City with the gobshite levels switched to warp factor ten, the default Manc setting of a streetwise sussed Mancunian going about his business is fucking tedious to watch and they just do not knowing when it's best to keep schtum, where they go ahead of their bitter blue neighbours is the annoying cunts who follow them from every part of the UK who have no real awareness of just how nobody values a fucking thing they say. Most Placca Reds hate NUFC more than the actual Red Mancs.

 

2. Spurs, forget Liverpool in the eighties, Spurs were the team. They won the cup and the UEFA cup. Yep, any Cockney Spud will tell just how great they were. They last won the league in 1961 which, funny enough, is the cut off part of historical silverware according to some of their fans as our cup wins a few years earlier is ancient history. They spout shite, their ground is a horrible place to get to and I just detest the cunts. The media loved these fuckers back in the day with the Argies in their side and they had their noses royally put out of joint when we got a bit of attention and overtook them in the nineties. Knobs, basically.

 

3. Arsenal, yes, that's right, Arsenal. If whinging won you the title these cunts would have more titles than Rangers, Linfield and Celtic combined. Quite a fair size of their support are just as bad as they're whining players. Fuck me, they're still crying about Parlour getting sent off against us when we beat them at Highbury! Terry Henry was a total bell helmet that night and the lack of class they showed was fantastically highlighted by Sir Bob after the game. If they spent more time just getting on with they're game they'd definitely be at least 6 points a season better off. P.S. It's amazing how many middle age Tarquins from Islington seemed to have forgotten just how dull, tedious and outright boring their club used to be, (They're must have been 200 to 300 of the fuckers up here the season they won the league after nearly twenty years!).

 

4. Man City, see Man Utd minus the placca sheep. Hated it when KK kept talking about us when he was their manager, go almost apoplectic when any media person praises our support. Bitter Blues is about right.

 

5. Liverpool, I'll be honest here, most Scouse Reds I've met have been spot on, it's just they, like their Red Manc mates have attracted every bulls knacker in the UK who need to show off their love of LFC to get a bit of attention off people who will always look down on these pathetic, unloved needy bastards. Like Spurs in the eighties, it's getting on twenty years since their last title although they have an uncanny ability to be spawny as fuck in finals, the UEFA cup final against the Spanish minnows, the utter meltdown by a Milan side who were so much better than them it was untrue, even West Ham could feel pissed off to get beat with a last minute 30 yarder going in. The likes of Phil Thompson don't help either with the BBC being Liverpools greatest supporters in the not so distant past. Past, they have one apparently, just in case they hadn't mentioned it, like.

 

6. Sunderland, if I'm being more brutal and honest, plus if it was in the week before the derby, these would be number one, there's no other team I'd rather beat in the world, what can you say about SAFC that hasn't already been said? Maybe we should leave it Sir Tom Cowie, Bob Murray and Saint Niall Quinn to say everything that needs to be said about their support. All Chairmen of the Orcs who have pleaded for Mackems to start supporting their team, (Cowie actually wishing their support was as good as ours whilst Murray said it was unfair to compare Sunderland to Newcastle). Work with a couple of decent Mackems which is why I've been nice.

 

7. Villa, bitter, bitter, bitter bastards these are, bitter as fuck that they are routinely ignored as a club and as a fan base when plaudits are handed out. Their support is a fucking disgrace, seriously fucking shite. They won the European cup in the early eighties after winning the title, a couple of years later they're pulling twelve fucking thousand against us in the 1st division!!! Never mind the 'Ant & Dec' banners, these fuckers, like Spurs, really resent the fact that, (as Stevie once said), They could win the treble, have an Al Queda attack on Villa Park wiping out hundreds of innocents and they'd still be ignored and thought boring bastards. Gavin, 26, technician from autoglass is as fucking boring as he sounds and as for fucking Collymore!

 

8. Chelsea, funny enough, have met a few of their older fans and they're alright to be honest and know about 2nd division life and not winning titles, (their crowds weren't as good as ours though, naturally), however their players are cunts and are almost as bad as the Gunners when it comes to crying like babies. They dive and are basically cheats and CFC owe their title success to a Russian, it's as simple as that.

 

Not that arsed about the rest, Everton, despite getting the odd internet Knacker aren't a bad lot when I've cracked on with them just down to earth lads, really. Blackburn, what can you say? Always a popular Mag away day from the past, I think it was my 3rd time at Ewood Park before I actually met one! Fulham are like Charlton, whenever I talk to their fans I always get the impression that they're a mild mannered Social worker or something or a timid bloke like Ronnie Corbett in 'Sorry'. Harmless I suppose. West Ham used to be cunts but not really bothered about them apart from their unfeasibly large media/showbusiness fanbase. Wolves, WBA etc, no feelings either way.

Were they shite, they couldn't even come in the top three once. Liverpool were by far and away the team of the 80's, the blue dippers and even Villa would be above Spurs in the 80's too. Wank club. Two victories in Cup Finals is fuck all to shout about, and they wouldn't have even won the UEFA if it wasn't for a ref being paid off in Forest v Anderlecht Semi Final.

I was being sarcastic, man!!

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

1. Man Utd, very similar to City with the gobshite levels switched to warp factor ten, the default Manc setting of a streetwise sussed Mancunian going about his business is fucking tedious to watch and they just do not knowing when it's best to keep schtum, where they go ahead of their bitter blue neighbours is the annoying cunts who follow them from every part of the UK who have no real awareness of just how nobody values a fucking thing they say. Most Placca Reds hate NUFC more than the actual Red Mancs.

 

2. Spurs, forget Liverpool in the eighties, Spurs were the team. They won the cup and the UEFA cup. Yep, any Cockney Spud will tell just how great they were. They last won the league in 1961 which, funny enough, is the cut off part of historical silverware according to some of their fans as our cup wins a few years earlier is ancient history. They spout shite, their ground is a horrible place to get to and I just detest the cunts. The media loved these fuckers back in the day with the Argies in their side and they had their noses royally put out of joint when we got a bit of attention and overtook them in the nineties. Knobs, basically.

 

3. Arsenal, yes, that's right, Arsenal. If whinging won you the title these cunts would have more titles than Rangers, Linfield and Celtic combined. Quite a fair size of their support are just as bad as they're whining players. Fuck me, they're still crying about Parlour getting sent off against us when we beat them at Highbury! Terry Henry was a total bell helmet that night and the lack of class they showed was fantastically highlighted by Sir Bob after the game. If they spent more time just getting on with they're game they'd definitely be at least 6 points a season better off. P.S. It's amazing how many middle age Tarquins from Islington seemed to have forgotten just how dull, tedious and outright boring their club used to be, (They're must have been 200 to 300 of the fuckers up here the season they won the league after nearly twenty years!).

 

4. Man City, see Man Utd minus the placca sheep. Hated it when KK kept talking about us when he was their manager, go almost apoplectic when any media person praises our support. Bitter Blues is about right.

 

5. Liverpool, I'll be honest here, most Scouse Reds I've met have been spot on, it's just they, like their Red Manc mates have attracted every bulls knacker in the UK who need to show off their love of LFC to get a bit of attention off people who will always look down on these pathetic, unloved needy bastards. Like Spurs in the eighties, it's getting on twenty years since their last title although they have an uncanny ability to be spawny as fuck in finals, the UEFA cup final against the Spanish minnows, the utter meltdown by a Milan side who were so much better than them it was untrue, even West Ham could feel pissed off to get beat with a last minute 30 yarder going in. The likes of Phil Thompson don't help either with the BBC being Liverpools greatest supporters in the not so distant past. Past, they have one apparently, just in case they hadn't mentioned it, like.

 

6. Sunderland, if I'm being more brutal and honest, plus if it was in the week before the derby, these would be number one, there's no other team I'd rather beat in the world, what can you say about SAFC that hasn't already been said? Maybe we should leave it Sir Tom Cowie, Bob Murray and Saint Niall Quinn to say everything that needs to be said about their support. All Chairmen of the Orcs who have pleaded for Mackems to start supporting their team, (Cowie actually wishing their support was as good as ours whilst Murray said it was unfair to compare Sunderland to Newcastle). Work with a couple of decent Mackems which is why I've been nice.

 

7. Villa, bitter, bitter, bitter bastards these are, bitter as fuck that they are routinely ignored as a club and as a fan base when plaudits are handed out. Their support is a fucking disgrace, seriously fucking shite. They won the European cup in the early eighties after winning the title, a couple of years later they're pulling twelve fucking thousand against us in the 1st division!!! Never mind the 'Ant & Dec' banners, these fuckers, like Spurs, really resent the fact that, (as Stevie once said), They could win the treble, have an Al Queda attack on Villa Park wiping out hundreds of innocents and they'd still be ignored and thought boring bastards. Gavin, 26, technician from autoglass is as fucking boring as he sounds and as for fucking Collymore!

 

8. Chelsea, funny enough, have met a few of their older fans and they're alright to be honest and know about 2nd division life and not winning titles, (their crowds weren't as good as ours though, naturally), however their players are cunts and are almost as bad as the Gunners when it comes to crying like babies. They dive and are basically cheats and CFC owe their title success to a Russian, it's as simple as that.

 

Not that arsed about the rest, Everton, despite getting the odd internet Knacker aren't a bad lot when I've cracked on with them just down to earth lads, really. Blackburn, what can you say? Always a popular Mag away day from the past, I think it was my 3rd time at Ewood Park before I actually met one! Fulham are like Charlton, whenever I talk to their fans I always get the impression that they're a mild mannered Social worker or something or a timid bloke like Ronnie Corbett in 'Sorry'. Harmless I suppose. West Ham used to be cunts but not really bothered about them apart from their unfeasibly large media/showbusiness fanbase. Wolves, WBA etc, no feelings either way.

Were they shite, they couldn't even come in the top three once. Liverpool were by far and away the team of the 80's, the blue dippers and even Villa would be above Spurs in the 80's too. Wank club. Two victories in Cup Finals is fuck all to shout about, and they wouldn't have even won the UEFA if it wasn't for a ref being paid off in Forest v Anderlecht Semi Final.

I was being sarcastic, man!!

The thing is I took that literally because I've heard people say those very same things, like keeping a straight face. "We wuz the faakin 80s sahn, Caaaps gallorwah, Chas n Dyve, WAYFA Faakin Caap, Odduw, Gayry Mabbutt, Clive Allen, lets fyyce it Maradona probably werent good enaaff". Mugs.

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1. Man Utd, very similar to City with the gobshite levels switched to warp factor ten, the default Manc setting of a streetwise sussed Mancunian going about his business is fucking tedious to watch and they just do not knowing when it's best to keep schtum, where they go ahead of their bitter blue neighbours is the annoying cunts who follow them from every part of the UK who have no real awareness of just how nobody values a fucking thing they say. Most Placca Reds hate NUFC more than the actual Red Mancs.

 

2. Spurs, forget Liverpool in the eighties, Spurs were the team. They won the cup and the UEFA cup. Yep, any Cockney Spud will tell just how great they were. They last won the league in 1961 which, funny enough, is the cut off part of historical silverware according to some of their fans as our cup wins a few years earlier is ancient history. They spout shite, their ground is a horrible place to get to and I just detest the cunts. The media loved these fuckers back in the day with the Argies in their side and they had their noses royally put out of joint when we got a bit of attention and overtook them in the nineties. Knobs, basically.

 

3. Arsenal, yes, that's right, Arsenal. If whinging won you the title these cunts would have more titles than Rangers, Linfield and Celtic combined. Quite a fair size of their support are just as bad as they're whining players. Fuck me, they're still crying about Parlour getting sent off against us when we beat them at Highbury! Terry Henry was a total bell helmet that night and the lack of class they showed was fantastically highlighted by Sir Bob after the game. If they spent more time just getting on with they're game they'd definitely be at least 6 points a season better off. P.S. It's amazing how many middle age Tarquins from Islington seemed to have forgotten just how dull, tedious and outright boring their club used to be, (They're must have been 200 to 300 of the fuckers up here the season they won the league after nearly twenty years!).

 

4. Man City, see Man Utd minus the placca sheep. Hated it when KK kept talking about us when he was their manager, go almost apoplectic when any media person praises our support. Bitter Blues is about right.

 

5. Liverpool, I'll be honest here, most Scouse Reds I've met have been spot on, it's just they, like their Red Manc mates have attracted every bulls knacker in the UK who need to show off their love of LFC to get a bit of attention off people who will always look down on these pathetic, unloved needy bastards. Like Spurs in the eighties, it's getting on twenty years since their last title although they have an uncanny ability to be spawny as fuck in finals, the UEFA cup final against the Spanish minnows, the utter meltdown by a Milan side who were so much better than them it was untrue, even West Ham could feel pissed off to get beat with a last minute 30 yarder going in. The likes of Phil Thompson don't help either with the BBC being Liverpools greatest supporters in the not so distant past. Past, they have one apparently, just in case they hadn't mentioned it, like.

 

6. Sunderland, if I'm being more brutal and honest, plus if it was in the week before the derby, these would be number one, there's no other team I'd rather beat in the world, what can you say about SAFC that hasn't already been said? Maybe we should leave it Sir Tom Cowie, Bob Murray and Saint Niall Quinn to say everything that needs to be said about their support. All Chairmen of the Orcs who have pleaded for Mackems to start supporting their team, (Cowie actually wishing their support was as good as ours whilst Murray said it was unfair to compare Sunderland to Newcastle). Work with a couple of decent Mackems which is why I've been nice.

 

7. Villa, bitter, bitter, bitter bastards these are, bitter as fuck that they are routinely ignored as a club and as a fan base when plaudits are handed out. Their support is a fucking disgrace, seriously fucking shite. They won the European cup in the early eighties after winning the title, a couple of years later they're pulling twelve fucking thousand against us in the 1st division!!! Never mind the 'Ant & Dec' banners, these fuckers, like Spurs, really resent the fact that, (as Stevie once said), They could win the treble, have an Al Queda attack on Villa Park wiping out hundreds of innocents and they'd still be ignored and thought boring bastards. Gavin, 26, technician from autoglass is as fucking boring as he sounds and as for fucking Collymore!

 

8. Chelsea, funny enough, have met a few of their older fans and they're alright to be honest and know about 2nd division life and not winning titles, (their crowds weren't as good as ours though, naturally), however their players are cunts and are almost as bad as the Gunners when it comes to crying like babies. They dive and are basically cheats and CFC owe their title success to a Russian, it's as simple as that.

 

Not that arsed about the rest, Everton, despite getting the odd internet Knacker aren't a bad lot when I've cracked on with them just down to earth lads, really. Blackburn, what can you say? Always a popular Mag away day from the past, I think it was my 3rd time at Ewood Park before I actually met one! Fulham are like Charlton, whenever I talk to their fans I always get the impression that they're a mild mannered Social worker or something or a timid bloke like Ronnie Corbett in 'Sorry'. Harmless I suppose. West Ham used to be cunts but not really bothered about them apart from their unfeasibly large media/showbusiness fanbase. Wolves, WBA etc, no feelings either way.

Were they shite, they couldn't even come in the top three once. Liverpool were by far and away the team of the 80's, the blue dippers and even Villa would be above Spurs in the 80's too. Wank club. Two victories in Cup Finals is fuck all to shout about, and they wouldn't have even won the UEFA if it wasn't for a ref being paid off in Forest v Anderlecht Semi Final.

I was being sarcastic, man!!

The thing is I took that literally because I've heard people say those very same things, like keeping a straight face. "We wuz the faakin 80s sahn, Caaaps gallorwah, Chas n Dyve, WAYFA Faakin Caap, Odduw, Gayry Mabbutt, Clive Allen, lets fyyce it Maradona probably werent good enaaff". Mugs.

I tell you what, how fucking sweet was it down there when Beardsley beat about three of their players before scoring a last minute winner after all the eighties Spurs shite, the 6-1 cup win, the semi final win and the 7-1 win were very nice too, (not forgetting a couple of fours!).