The Fish 10856 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I was brought up in a family who rip the piss out of each other. My dads quite short and to this day I greet him with 'Alreet dwarfy'. Few years ago I was accused of owing this lass child maintenance. The accusation lasted about a day before it was cleared up. But since then, every year my dad sends me a Fathers Day card from "Baillie". Iniitially it was stuff like "I drawed a picshure of me and mam and you and I will show it when you come see us" and "Dear Daddy, mummy cries a lot and says you're going to be back soon, when are you coming back?" These days it's just "Dear Dad, fuck you" Banter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I was brought up in a family who rip the piss out of each other. My dads quite short and to this day I greet him with 'Alreet dwarfy'. Few years ago I was accused of owing this lass child maintenance. The accusation lasted about a day before it was cleared up. But since then, every year my dad sends me a Fathers Day card from "Baillie". Iniitially it was stuff like "I drawed a picshure of me and mam and you and I will show it when you come see us" and "Dear Daddy, mummy cries a lot and says you're going to be back soon, when are you coming back?" These days it's just "Dear Dad, fuck you" Banter! Does he take the piss because he's still got hair as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I was brought up in a family who rip the piss out of each other. My dads quite short and to this day I greet him with 'Alreet dwarfy'. Few years ago I was accused of owing this lass child maintenance. The accusation lasted about a day before it was cleared up. But since then, every year my dad sends me a Fathers Day card from "Baillie". Iniitially it was stuff like "I drawed a picshure of me and mam and you and I will show it when you come see us" and "Dear Daddy, mummy cries a lot and says you're going to be back soon, when are you coming back?" These days it's just "Dear Dad, fuck you" Banter! Does he take the piss because he's still got hair as well? And that he was married by my age. I take the piss that he tries to claim he defeated cancer, but he had a small carcinoma (I may be wrong about the type, but basically it was benign and he was in and out in an afternoon) above his eye removed. Basically he thinks he's fucking hilarious when really he's a tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7295 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Pardew 'earmarking' the Not Forest game on Sept 20 for his return probably means we won't see him on the pitch until October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I was brought up in a family who rip the piss out of each other. My dads quite short and to this day I greet him with 'Alreet dwarfy'. Few years ago I was accused of owing this lass child maintenance. The accusation lasted about a day before it was cleared up. But since then, every year my dad sends me a Fathers Day card from "Baillie". Iniitially it was stuff like "I drawed a picshure of me and mam and you and I will show it when you come see us" and "Dear Daddy, mummy cries a lot and says you're going to be back soon, when are you coming back?" These days it's just "Dear Dad, fuck you" Banter! Does he take the piss because he's still got hair as well? And that he was married by my age. I take the piss that he tries to claim he defeated cancer, but he had a small carcinoma (I may be wrong about the type, but basically it was benign and he was in and out in an afternoon) above his eye removed. Basically he thinks he's fucking hilarious when really he's a tit It's pretty funny tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44851 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I was brought up in a family who rip the piss out of each other. My dads quite short and to this day I greet him with 'Alreet dwarfy'. Few years ago I was accused of owing this lass child maintenance. The accusation lasted about a day before it was cleared up. But since then, every year my dad sends me a Fathers Day card from "Baillie". Iniitially it was stuff like "I drawed a picshure of me and mam and you and I will show it when you come see us" and "Dear Daddy, mummy cries a lot and says you're going to be back soon, when are you coming back?" These days it's just "Dear Dad, fuck you" Banter! Does he take the piss because he's still got hair as well? And that he was married by my age. I take the piss that he tries to claim he defeated cancer, but he had a small carcinoma (I may be wrong about the type, but basically it was benign and he was in and out in an afternoon) above his eye removed. Basically he thinks he's fucking hilarious when really he's a tit Like father, like son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I think this needs to be put on every page. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiek5n_ha...s-everton_sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 I think this needs to be put on every page. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiek5n_ha...s-everton_sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 That was a class day out Gray crowds & rain hit the cemetery & scrap yard adjacent to Goodison as everyone came out singing 'Ben Arfa my lord, Ben Arfa...''glowing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Seriously man, just looking at that video. If he returns the same player, in my opinion we'll have the most naturally gifted footballer on our books since Ginola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 I think this needs to be put on every page. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiek5n_ha...s-everton_sport :o :icon_lol: :icon_lol: Fingers crossed, Johnson! Really, really want him and our new lads to come good for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Yeh, sadly he's had shit luck the way he runs at people & takes them on is akin to a real top class player, he can really beat a crowd & he reads the game amazingly, I think he needs protection from the ref that just isn't given in England. Hopefully the minor injury will give him a psychological boost as it was a bad challenge but it's a relatively minor injury. Give him some time & I'm confident with the help of a great centre midfield & reasonably intelligent striker he can get back to his best. When he does get back to his best I don't expect to see him in a Newcastle shirt for long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Seriously man, just looking at that video. If he returns the same player, in my opinion we'll have the most naturally gifted footballer on our books since Ginola. Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 (edited) So what bone will he break tomorrow? *edit; if Pardew plays him Edited September 19, 2011 by Tecato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 well lets hope he returns and doesnt get put out again we need a player like him to help us get goals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 tunisia on NO...Afrafile. Hello Congratulations on your victory. it's good to see Ben Arfa and Marveaux back. you have a strong team but lacked a point guard play and players who can dribble. I have trouble with Jonas, Marveaux will be better on the left side. Obertand right and Best in attack. Ben Arfa as a leader will enjoy with these three there before him. He gets along well with players who are technical and not personal. it's going to play very fast. Best will love all the opportunities. with Cabaye and Tiote as collector just behind Ben Arfa, allow this one to play more freely. if he loses the ball because he knows that two players can help him get the ball. defense, Colo is top, with Taylor's going to be more solid santon to be one that reduces the risk because it goes up a lot and is good with the ball; it takes a month or two and when the players know well you will be in the top 6" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 What is this shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Parky bumming some tunisian poster on NO instead of the Italian bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Man he's good. We'll end up hating him when he inevitably leaves though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Man he's good. We'll end up hating him when he inevitably leaves though. So long as it isn't Liverpool or Spurs. I think I'd cry if that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Anyone see Pardew saying he'll be having bustup's with him throughout the season due to his personality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I dont dare think he will come back the same player, too much to hope for. He looks like a player someone would pay 30+ million for in that everton video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Man he's good. We'll end up hating him when he inevitably leaves though. So long as it isn't Liverpool or Spurs. I think I'd cry if that happened. Don't worry, I can't see him wanting to move to a club below us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 For his first competitive match after more than eleven-month absence following his double fractured tibia and fibula, Hatem Ben Arfa played seventy minutes yesterday with Newcastle victory at Nottingham Forest (4-3) in third round the English League Cup. Tell us about the return ... Hatem Ben Arfa. It was really long I expected that. I thought of nothing else all day. I counted the hours until kickoff of the game. I had one year hassle and get back on land is a great feeling. Find the group and putting green was a special moment. I missed the competition too. Back like that fills me with happiness. I saw. What were your feelings? Very good. I'm in a position of No. 10 I like where I have a lot of freedom. I tried to do the maximum in the 1st half to try to create the game and lags. At halftime, the coach told me to play above to exploit the spaces in their defense. It was planned that way to me after seventy minutes. I wanted to hit the penalty that we had in the second half. I asked Lovenkrands, but he insisted the shooting. How do you see next? I have no pain, nothing at all. Now it's the coach to make his choice. I think he will be fit in gradually. I feel ready to play every game. It itches. I want to get our stadium St James' Park, our supporters. I was very touched by their support throughout the year and tonight (yesterday) again. I want to go into the field to power 1000 they brought me outside. http://www.leparisien.fr/sports/hatem-ben-...2011-1617921.ph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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