ravtash patel 0 Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 (edited) ever been caught in a sticky situation? i have... once took a bird into the disabled bogs in buffalo joes doon the quayside & was just about to enter her from behind when she lent forward & grabbed onto the red spacka cord setting the alarm off, next thing we knew 3 big bouncers kicked the door doon & slung us oot.. wasn't very funny at the time but its a good job i can laugh aboot it noo.. Edited November 26, 2005 by ravtash patel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 That's canny funny like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A lass i was seeing rang me on night shift at the hotel iused to work at when i was shacked up with a female guest. My pager went off so i used the phone in the guests room to answer the call not knowing at the time who it was. The female guest shouted "put that cock back inside me" as I was on the phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A lass i was seeing rang me on night shift at the hotel iused to work at when i was shacked up with a female guest. My pager went off so i used the phone in the guests room to answer the call not knowing at the time who it was. The female guest shouted "put that cock back inside me" as I was on the phone! 61389[/snapback] Classy bird, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Giving my then g/f (now mrs hips) a knee trembler up against the sea wall at Whitley Bay when a bloke walking his dog went past about two feet away. Just climbing off then g/f (now mrs hips) on the ferry from Norway when a steward opened the door to check the cabin. Crikey, there must be more but I can't recall right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Giving my then g/f (now mrs hips) a knee trembler up against the sea wall at Whitley Bay when a bloke walking his dog went past about two feet away. Just climbing off then g/f (now mrs hips) on the ferry from Norway when a steward opened the door to check the cabin. Crikey, there must be more but I can't recall right now. 61440[/snapback] If you think that would have been embarrassing for you, consider your poor wife who was nearly caught being sexed by you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A lass i was seeing rang me on night shift at the hotel iused to work at when i was shacked up with a female guest. My pager went off so i used the phone in the guests room to answer the call not knowing at the time who it was. The female guest shouted "put that cock back inside me" as I was on the phone! 61389[/snapback] anyone else notice the over-emphasis on the word female in that post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 523 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before? 61467[/snapback] Maybe you need a better pair of binoculars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A lass i was seeing rang me on night shift at the hotel iused to work at when i was shacked up with a female guest. My pager went off so i used the phone in the guests room to answer the call not knowing at the time who it was. The female guest shouted "put that cock back inside me" as I was on the phone! 61389[/snapback] anyone else notice the over-emphasis on the word female in that post? 61470[/snapback] Definitely over-compensation, like he's protesting too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before? 61467[/snapback] Maybe you need a better pair of binoculars 61472[/snapback] Maybe it's because I'm not a dogger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Giving my then g/f (now mrs hips) a knee trembler up against the sea wall at Whitley Bay when a bloke walking his dog went past about two feet away. Just climbing off then g/f (now mrs hips) on the ferry from Norway when a steward opened the door to check the cabin. Crikey, there must be more but I can't recall right now. 61440[/snapback] If you think that would have been embarrassing for you, consider your poor wife who was nearly caught being sexed by you! 61464[/snapback] My dear Gemmill, she was positively advertising the conquest of having me 'bone' her, the lucky girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before? 61467[/snapback] It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before? 61467[/snapback] It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms. 61566[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I got caught by the police once behind a theatre! Had to give my name and address, was only about 16! luckily i knew my mates address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I got caught by the police once behind a theatre! Had to give my name and address, was only about 16! luckily i knew my mates address 61683[/snapback] Were you bumming your mate like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I got caught by the police once behind a theatre! Had to give my name and address, was only about 16! luckily i knew my mates address 61683[/snapback] Were you bumming your mate like? 61686[/snapback] Anyway I can have women for mates Gemmill, suppose not all do though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I got caught by the police once behind a theatre! Had to give my name and address, was only about 16! luckily i knew my mates address 61683[/snapback] Were you bumming your mate like? 61686[/snapback] Anyway I can have women for mates Gemmill, suppose not all do though 61687[/snapback] Behind a theatre? Did you take her up the actors' entrance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I got caught by the police once behind a theatre! Had to give my name and address, was only about 16! luckily i knew my mates address 61683[/snapback] Were you bumming your mate like? 61686[/snapback] Anyway I can have women for mates Gemmill, suppose not all do though 61687[/snapback] Behind a theatre? Did you take her up the actors' entrance? 61688[/snapback] Class avatar!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 (edited) How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before? 61467[/snapback] It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms. 61566[/snapback] Couldn't have put it better myself Bridget Why don't you tell us about that little incident in the Gents toilets at the Central Station, Renton Edited November 28, 2005 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before? 61467[/snapback] It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms. 61566[/snapback] Couldn't have put it better myself Bridget Why don't you tell us about that little incident in the Gents toilets at the Central Station, Renton 61850[/snapback] Wacky, I think you need to leave it alone for a while: you're going blind!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 How come so many people have been caught having sex al fresco, but I've never come across it before? 61467[/snapback] It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms. 61566[/snapback] Couldn't have put it better myself Bridget Why don't you tell us about that little incident in the Gents toilets at the Central Station, Renton 61850[/snapback] Wacky, I think you need to leave it alone for a while: you're going blind!! 61856[/snapback] I think your right I just can't get her off my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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