Moving to England

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[Kevin 1]

Pay some bird to marry you so you can stay here You need hooked up with an Asian mail order wife, drop me a pm

 

The stupidity of this lad is quite stunning.

 

[Rob W 0]

thought it was the best advice so far TBH

[Billy Castell 0]

Pay some bird to marry you so you can stay here You need hooked up with an Asian mail order wife, drop me a pm

 

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Somebody tell me more about this ancestry visa. I got my mom a subscription to Ancestry.com for her birthday back in March and it turns out part of my family (direct ancestors on my mom's side) are from around Wiltshire and Chippenham.

 

You will qualify if you can show that:

 

* you are a Commonwealth citizen

* you are aged 17 or over

* you have a grandparent who was born in the UK, the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man (see note below)

* you have a grandparent who was born in what is now the Republic of Ireland before 31 March 1922 (see note below)

* you are able to work and intend to do so in the UK, and

* you can support yourself and any dependants without needing any help from public funds.

As it happens I had, but what a bollocks law. They spent 30 years bombing us, what have they got to do with us and our immigration laws, disgraceful.

[NJS 4411]

Somebody tell me more about this ancestry visa. I got my mom a subscription to Ancestry.com for her birthday back in March and it turns out part of my family (direct ancestors on my mom's side) are from around Wiltshire and Chippenham.

 

You will qualify if you can show that:

 

* you are a Commonwealth citizen

* you are aged 17 or over

* you have a grandparent who was born in the UK, the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man (see note below)

* you have a grandparent who was born in what is now the Republic of Ireland before 31 March 1922 (see note below)

* you are able to work and intend to do so in the UK, and

* you can support yourself and any dependants without needing any help from public funds.

As it happens I had, but what a bollocks law. They spent 30 years bombing us, what have they got to do with us and our immigration laws, disgraceful.

 

Before that date Ireland was effectively part of the UK.

 

(And without wanting to be called a terrorist sympathasier, that 30 years has to be considered within a context of 400 years of typically British rule).

[Kitman 2207]

Somebody tell me more about this ancestry visa. I got my mom a subscription to Ancestry.com for her birthday back in March and it turns out part of my family (direct ancestors on my mom's side) are from around Wiltshire and Chippenham.

 

You will qualify if you can show that:

 

* you are a Commonwealth citizen

* you are aged 17 or over

* you have a grandparent who was born in the UK, the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man (see note below)

* you have a grandparent who was born in what is now the Republic of Ireland before 31 March 1922 (see note below)

* you are able to work and intend to do so in the UK, and

* you can support yourself and any dependants without needing any help from public funds.

As it happens I had, but what a bollocks law. They spent 30 years bombing us, what have they got to do with us and our immigration laws, disgraceful.

 

It's simple isn't it? Up to 1922 all of Ireland was legally part of Great Britain. Therefore technically you'd have a British grandparent under British law, which generally entitles you to British citizenship.

[Guest alex]

Somebody tell me more about this ancestry visa. I got my mom a subscription to Ancestry.com for her birthday back in March and it turns out part of my family (direct ancestors on my mom's side) are from around Wiltshire and Chippenham.

 

You will qualify if you can show that:

 

* you are a Commonwealth citizen

* you are aged 17 or over

* you have a grandparent who was born in the UK, the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man (see note below)

* you have a grandparent who was born in what is now the Republic of Ireland before 31 March 1922 (see note below)

* you are able to work and intend to do so in the UK, and

* you can support yourself and any dependants without needing any help from public funds.

As it happens I had, but what a bollocks law. They spent 30 years bombing us, what have they got to do with us and our immigration laws, disgraceful.

You being such a history buff I'm surprised you have to ask.

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Somebody tell me more about this ancestry visa. I got my mom a subscription to Ancestry.com for her birthday back in March and it turns out part of my family (direct ancestors on my mom's side) are from around Wiltshire and Chippenham.

 

You will qualify if you can show that:

 

* you are a Commonwealth citizen

* you are aged 17 or over

* you have a grandparent who was born in the UK, the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man (see note below)

* you have a grandparent who was born in what is now the Republic of Ireland before 31 March 1922 (see note below)

* you are able to work and intend to do so in the UK, and

* you can support yourself and any dependants without needing any help from public funds.

As it happens I had, but what a bollocks law. They spent 30 years bombing us, what have they got to do with us and our immigration laws, disgraceful.

 

Before that date Ireland was effectively part of the UK.

 

(And without wanting to be called a terrorist sympathasier, that 30 years has to be considered within a context of 400 years of typically British rule).

800.

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Somebody tell me more about this ancestry visa. I got my mom a subscription to Ancestry.com for her birthday back in March and it turns out part of my family (direct ancestors on my mom's side) are from around Wiltshire and Chippenham.

 

You will qualify if you can show that:

 

* you are a Commonwealth citizen

* you are aged 17 or over

* you have a grandparent who was born in the UK, the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man (see note below)

* you have a grandparent who was born in what is now the Republic of Ireland before 31 March 1922 (see note below)

* you are able to work and intend to do so in the UK, and

* you can support yourself and any dependants without needing any help from public funds.

As it happens I had, but what a bollocks law. They spent 30 years bombing us, what have they got to do with us and our immigration laws, disgraceful.

You being such a history buff I'm surprised you have to ask.

Would be a bit harsh if your nana was born 1st April 1922. I thought it was 1921 they got autonomy anyway.

[Guest alex]

Google and Wikipedia are wonderful aren't they?

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Google and Wikipedia are wonderful aren't they?

They are for thick cunts who need them yeah. "1921 ya bass CSC"

[Guest alex]

I think you're being a bit harsh on yourself there like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

They normally say 1916 ya bass, but 1921 was when they got autonomy, everyone knows that. I was in a bookies in Glasgow once and honest to god this bloke must've had an accumulator on, had a Rangers top on, hands his bet over, "that's £16.90 sir" - "cheers doll" sad cunts.

[Guest alex]

They normally say 1916 ya bass, but 1921 was when they got autonomy, everyone knows that. I was in a bookies in Glasgow once and honest to god this bloke must've had an accumulator on, had a Rangers top on, hands his bet over, "that's £16.90 sir" - "cheers doll" sad cunts.

Funny thing is, apparently anyway, the Battle of the Boyne was a bit of stalemate (according to my A-Level History teacher) but James II lost his nerve and fucked off afterwards, but it's celebrated as some massive victory by 'King Billy'. Like you say though, sad cunts. Particularly the Glaswegians who are obsessed with the history of Ireland. Wtf is that all about?

Edit: Enjoyed studying that period though. We did from just before the English Civil War up to the reign of Geroge III. Bonnie Prince Charlie spoke Italian apparently

Edited July 23, 2010 by alex

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

They normally say 1916 ya bass, but 1921 was when they got autonomy, everyone knows that. I was in a bookies in Glasgow once and honest to god this bloke must've had an accumulator on, had a Rangers top on, hands his bet over, "that's £16.90 sir" - "cheers doll" sad cunts.

Funny thing is, apparently anyway, the Battle of the Boyne was a bit of stalemate (according to my A-Level History teacher) but James II lost his nerve and fucked off afterwards, but it's celebrated as some massive victory by 'King Billy'. Like you say though, sad cunts. Particularly the Glaswegians who are obsessed with the history of Ireland. Wtf is that all about?

They're mugs mate. I've known plenty of them from both sides, and half are okish, but they almost all care about the sectarian element and it's history although as you point out a lot of them use their own interpretation of history. I find the most bigoted ones are often from the satelite towns around Glasgow, like Falkirk, Motherwell, Airdrie and Greenock. It's a problem for the whole West of Scotland, childish wanks. Everyone was Catholic anyway before that fat cunt Henry 8th got a bit giddy. There's evidence and lots of it for many, many years Rangers used the sectarian side of it to make the club bigger, the no catholics unwritten rule was astonishing if you think about it, it was so bad SAF got kicked out the club because he married a catholic. They're backward people it's in their heritage to be backward, no offence Scottish Mag, and other Strathclyde based members.

[Guest alex]

They normally say 1916 ya bass, but 1921 was when they got autonomy, everyone knows that. I was in a bookies in Glasgow once and honest to god this bloke must've had an accumulator on, had a Rangers top on, hands his bet over, "that's £16.90 sir" - "cheers doll" sad cunts.

Funny thing is, apparently anyway, the Battle of the Boyne was a bit of stalemate (according to my A-Level History teacher) but James II lost his nerve and fucked off afterwards, but it's celebrated as some massive victory by 'King Billy'. Like you say though, sad cunts. Particularly the Glaswegians who are obsessed with the history of Ireland. Wtf is that all about?

They're mugs mate. I've known plenty of them from both sides, and half are okish, but they almost all care about the sectarian element and it's history although as you point out a lot of them use their own interpretation of history. I find the most bigoted ones are often from the satelite towns around Glasgow, like Falkirk, Motherwell, Airdrie and Greenock. It's a problem for the whole West of Scotland, childish wanks. Everyone was Catholic anyway before that fat cunt Henry 8th got a bit giddy. There's evidence and lots of it for many, many years Rangers used the sectarian side of it to make the club bigger, the no catholics unwritten rule was astonishing if you think about it, it was so bad SAF got kicked out the club because he married a catholic. They're backward people it's in their heritage to be backward, no offence Scottish Mag, and other Strathclyde based members.

Aye and people write-off Ferguson as being a shit player but I remember seeing a programme about him which mentioned the Rangers directors opposing his marriage and I think he was their top-scorer the season before they peddled him so he was probably a canny bit better than he was given credit for.

[NJS 4411]

They normally say 1916 ya bass, but 1921 was when they got autonomy, everyone knows that. I was in a bookies in Glasgow once and honest to god this bloke must've had an accumulator on, had a Rangers top on, hands his bet over, "that's £16.90 sir" - "cheers doll" sad cunts.

 

In Porno by Irvine Welsh, the main characters raid a load of bank accounts in Glasgow by getting an insider at the bank and "guessing" that loads of people would have 1690 for their PIN which works. Thought it was canny satire.

[Guest alex]

They normally say 1916 ya bass, but 1921 was when they got autonomy, everyone knows that. I was in a bookies in Glasgow once and honest to god this bloke must've had an accumulator on, had a Rangers top on, hands his bet over, "that's £16.90 sir" - "cheers doll" sad cunts.

 

In Porno by Irvine Welsh, the main characters raid a load of bank accounts in Glasgow by getting an insider at the bank and "guessing" that loads of people would have 1690 for their PIN which works. Thought it was canny satire.

Forgot about that.

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

They normally say 1916 ya bass, but 1921 was when they got autonomy, everyone knows that. I was in a bookies in Glasgow once and honest to god this bloke must've had an accumulator on, had a Rangers top on, hands his bet over, "that's £16.90 sir" - "cheers doll" sad cunts.

 

In Porno by Irvine Welsh, the main characters raid a load of bank accounts in Glasgow by getting an insider at the bank and "guessing" that loads of people would have 1690 for their PIN which works. Thought it was canny satire.

DefinAAAtely as the jocks say. My favourite book that.

[Happy Face 29]

Listened to an interview with Marek Kohn yesterday. He's written a book (Turned Out Nice: How the British Isles will Change as the World Heats Up) about the effects of global warming.

 

He reckons Scotland will become the new London and we'll all be dying to get in but they'll shut their borders.

 

Buy property there now so your grandbairns can see the benefit

[Guest alex]

I could fancy Scotland like. Middle of nowhere for me though. Mull, Islay, Mull of Kintyre or somewhere. Or northern Arran maybe.

Edited July 23, 2010 by alex

[Kitman 2207]

They normally say 1916 ya bass, but 1921 was when they got autonomy, everyone knows that. I was in a bookies in Glasgow once and honest to god this bloke must've had an accumulator on, had a Rangers top on, hands his bet over, "that's £16.90 sir" - "cheers doll" sad cunts.

 

In Porno by Irvine Welsh, the main characters raid a load of bank accounts in Glasgow by getting an insider at the bank and "guessing" that loads of people would have 1690 for their PIN which works. Thought it was canny satire.

 

Thanks, that saves me reading it now

[NJS 4411]

They normally say 1916 ya bass, but 1921 was when they got autonomy, everyone knows that. I was in a bookies in Glasgow once and honest to god this bloke must've had an accumulator on, had a Rangers top on, hands his bet over, "that's £16.90 sir" - "cheers doll" sad cunts.

 

In Porno by Irvine Welsh, the main characters raid a load of bank accounts in Glasgow by getting an insider at the bank and "guessing" that loads of people would have 1690 for their PIN which works. Thought it was canny satire.

 

Thanks, that saves me reading it now

 

That's just a sub-plot of how they fund the main story though - and its one of his best (along with Glue imo).

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

I could fancy Scotland like. Middle of nowhere for me though. Mull, Islay, Mull of Kintyre or somewhere. Or northern Arran maybe.

It's lovely but too quiet. Perthshire is beautiful too, but their bigotry changes there, from hating each other, to utter hatred for the English, it's real too. In Glasgow they don't give a fuck as soon as you get past Stirling though, oh dear, you'd think Bannockburn was last week.