Howmanheyman 33083 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 The knight asking Eddie if the club has had assurances from Man United whether they won't have to bring wellies to the game. Eddie's response deep down... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10837 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The knight asking Eddie if the club has had assurances from Man United whether they won't have to bring wellies to the game. Eddie's response deep down... Part of me is impressed with how that bloke has robbed a living for decades. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2977 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 I had to laugh at his youtube video title from yesterday: "Newcastle United club growth like a racing car getting faster and faster". This is a professional writer with an analogy that a five year old would consider hackneyed. Next video: "Newcastle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!", opening with him playing with his favourite special edition black and white matchbox firebird on the rug in his living room. 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35046 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Gets a pay rise every time the national minimum wage goes up 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9187 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 I'm all for mocking ryder. would still have loved to have seen him get up during a press conference, walk over to bruce and level him with a headbutt mind. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9677 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 17 hours ago, The Fish said: Part of me is impressed with how that bloke has robbed a living for decades. That part of you should be ashamed of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10837 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 52 minutes ago, Dazzler said: That part of you should be ashamed of himself. That part of me is giving itself a jolly good talking to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33083 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Well, I was just visiting my folks who've been unwell and just around the corner from their street something stopped me right in my tracks and I had to pull over and take a picture. A classic example of life imitating art...... It couldn't be, could it? 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30529 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 I doubt Lee could afford the number plate let alone the car. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35046 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 You’d be surprised how much you can make caddying for Cock-eyed Mala 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11250 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 @Howmanheyman Did you ghost write this? Was xpecting a "laters" at the end. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30529 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 They're actually sending Ryder the whole way to Australia to cover two pointless friendlies? Who says that local media is dead? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30529 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: @Howmanheyman Did you ghost write this? Was xpecting a "laters" at the end. There's no way HMHM writes a sentence as bad as this, 'As we move on to Aussie land space there is excitement about what lies ahead'. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 1 minute ago, ewerk said: There's no way HMHM writes a sentence as bad as this, 'As we move on to Aussie land space there is excitement about what lies ahead'. He misspelled excrement lols 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33083 Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 (edited) 5 hours ago, RobinRobin said: @Howmanheyman Did you ghost write this? Was xpecting a "laters" at the end. "With Kings Cross reverberating by the time my train arrived in the capital Londoners looked shocked as chants of "Europe again, Europe again, Europe again, ole, ole" has the station shaking by its foundations. The crowds darted to move in different directions....." Over to Barry Davies..... ".....and the Knight is doing a filler bit for the Ronald Gill.....and it looks like..... Oh I say!!! He's even put a fans chant and lyrics in it!! That's magnificent, absolutely magnificent, AND after a few Moretti's after the match! Oh what a typical, typical Ryder report! Paragraphs of gibberish, hyperbole AND a sing-a-long! Just look at his face! Look at his face! [Chuckles]." Edited May 22 by Howmanheyman 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 33083 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 ".....and the Pulitizer special award for outstanding video investigation story goes to....... ....... Lee Ryder from trinity mirror group regional section for his expose on how LOUD the Newcastle United fans were at Nottingham Forest......" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42340 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 BASTARD! I want to know what Eddie embraced now! Was it a trout? His Mam? A bag of onions? Damn you Knight Ryder and your click bait temptations! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9677 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 Watch Eddie Howe embrace the dark side after he kills a load of younglings. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33083 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: BASTARD! I want to know what Eddie embraced now! Was it a trout? His Mam? A bag of onions? Damn you Knight Ryder and your click bait temptations! "Ah embraced a vindaloo in the Koh-i-Noor with extra chillies after a few morettis in the market of Bigg following THAT win over the man who would be whinge, one Mikel Arteta once of Goodison park in the 1-0 win courtesy of one Alexander Isak who was the man who put the ball in the mackems net and then arsenal's net, as the knight isn't a puff and veg bhunas aren't for the trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year 2016, wor kid." Edited November 14 by Howmanheyman 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 Then, as his arse-cheeks embraced the netty for the next four hours, he had plenty of time to get into bitch-fights with people on twitter before rage-blocking them. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 518 Posted November 14 Share Posted November 14 The Knight Ryder doing what he does best. Hanging round outside hotels during the international break trying to nab former players for "exclusives". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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