Gemmill 44868 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 I would 100% be off to Milan if I was Botman. Fanny and scran is off the charts. Lush weather, get yourself a house with a pool. Or you know, a Darras McMansion and marry some scratter from Pelaw. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 There are a couple of reasons a footballer would choose Newcastle over Milan. 1. They can't agree a fee and we're the only other horse in town 2. That sweet sweet bloodied oil money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44868 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: There are a couple of reasons a footballer would choose Newcastle over Milan. 1. They can't agree a fee and we're the only other horse in town 2. That sweet sweet bloodied oil money. Aye I think he's going to end up here by default cos Milan can't compete with us financially. Not sure it's the best way to end up here but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Just now, Gemmill said: Aye I think he's going to end up here by default cos Milan can't compete with us financially. Not sure it's the best way to end up here but whatever. Sure I'd love him to be a lifelong Newcastle fan turning down megabucks to play for us. But this is who we are now, we're the one who knocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 The Knight seems to be a bit quiet these days… I’m beginning to think his nark might’ve been the Baconator himself? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 Nah, Bruce couldn’t stand him for some reason. Presumably because he can’t even take mild criticism (as that’s about as much as he got off Ryder). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 16 minutes ago, Alex said: Nah, Bruce couldn’t stand him for some reason. Presumably because he can’t even take mild criticism (as that’s about as much as he got off Ryder). Did you not just defeat your own point there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 How do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 Well you know, simply as the criticism was mild? And there were plenty of harsher folk he was relatively delighted to converse with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 I was going off the reaction Bruce gave whenever he heard Ryder’s name. Like he fucking hated Ryder. I don’t know whether Bruce fed him info though, I just find it unlikely based on that. It’s all rather moot now anyway. It was probably moot when Bruce was still here as he seemed to have little clue what was happening behind the scenes even when he was supposed to be running the first team affairs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33184 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Most of the way through Howes press conference, the Knight's way down the pecking order of getting a question, everyone else has asked about Almiron, Bruno, Burn etc so have probably stole the Knight's thunder, he finally gets a turn.... KR: "What about Martin Dubravka? He's hardly played at Man U, do you think it's strange?" Howe gives his tactful and measured response KR: "So is the door open for him here then?" Howe preserves with another polite answer. KR: "Err, and what about Paul Dummett?" So that then tells us which of the current squad are Lee's narks. Later on, on the blower to Penfold: KR: "I'm not being ignored as such but it's like me status is under threat now we're, whey, Newcastle, you're not there anymore, now box office. Ah definitely think some people at the cathedral on the hill are forgetting where they shit in the bed, like. It's EXACTLY what happened to you, Charnaz." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Life imitating art! He's clearly seen Craig "The Straight Dope" Hope marching about the streets of Newcastle-upon-Tyne with his crystal clear expression and flowing conversation and thought, "nee bovva am gannin' in'a toon!" Cunt can barely breath! We need a diary update for Knight Ryder's exercise regime. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1293 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 "Tunnelli" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21919 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 budget 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Where does he keep wanting us to look? Also, love the edits to remove heckling little skiprats 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21919 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 On 11/08/2023 at 13:25, Monkeys Fist said: Where does he keep wanting us to look? Also, love the edits to remove heckling little skiprats the subtle one shot cutaway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33184 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 On 11/08/2023 at 06:40, toonotl said: Life imitating art! He's clearly seen Craig "The Straight Dope" Hope marching about the streets of Newcastle-upon-Tyne with his crystal clear expression and flowing conversation and thought, "nee bovva am gannin' in'a toon!" Cunt can barely breath! We need a diary update for Knight Ryder's exercise regime. Be careful what you wish for..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33184 Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 As if Tonali hasn't got enough on his plate he now has the Knight recording him ARRIVE at the ground. What a scoop it'll be if he can record him LEAVE as well? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9775 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Isegrim said: Why is he talking so quietly? The poor cunt is basically whispering like he's embarrassed about giving a book report for English. "Did you read the boy, Lee?" He's done his maths homework though. Counted all the way to 19 to cover off the numbers on the pitch. Top statistical analysis for the viewers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Each and every one of them shot by Lee Ryder for not including him in their stupid photo that he didn’t want to be in anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21919 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: this hard-hitting analysis is why the ryder gets paid the big bucks 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 20 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: this hard-hitting analysis is why the ryder gets paid 8 Ace. Fyp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33184 Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 "For fucks sake, ah love the kid, honestly aah do but the fucking toes are feeling like they're getting stood on here, big time like. He knaa's the score, aah dee the fan's chants. He needs to keep a wide fucking berth this Christmas journo drinks night oot, mind, fucking proper wide berth." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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